I made this in 15 minutes...

"Does this mean I've been summoned into another world?!" Subaru screamed into the heavens.

*Insert Re: zero title card and Felt running and jumping to rooftop to rooftop with Emilia's insignia*

"I guess I can assume this is a fantasy world set in a medieval-style culture as most isekai animes." Subaru keeps on walking and sees a demihuman. "A world where demihumans are commonplace and probably wars and adventures, as well. And here, I'm…" But his daydreaming got cut short by a scream.

"Hey!"

"Watch out!"

An earth dragon was about to crush a dumb kid that just sat there waiting instead of getting up and jumping out of the way.

"This is it! It's my turn! This must be the event where I produce my first magic!" Subaru exclaimed doing some weird poses and screamed 'HAAA!' at the end.

The kid who was still there decided to cover his ears and duck and roll but without the roll part.

"Look out!" A random knight yelled. Luckily the knight grabbed him in time and got out of the way, this time they actually did duck and roll. Even though the kid could have done that himself…

As the knight just barely saved the kid he threw up a thumbs up and everyone cheered and applauded him.

"Way to go!"

"Well done!"

… All right enough, I'm just going to skip to the alleyway part.

"Is this how it's supposed to be? Where are my protagonist's powers?!" Subaru complained thinking he should be like Kirito.

"Damn it." He complained some more. Subaru now sat there for a few seconds before checking his phone.

"My cell phone still works… But what's the point if there's no signal?! And my starting gear is way too crappy too!" Subaru after complaining so much just sighed and stayed silent for a couple of seconds.

"I don't even have Excalibur… Where is the cute girl that summoned me?!" Finally, after complaining so much Od Laguna decided to give him a 'certain' present… That present is a silver-haired half-elf who was in her black and orange pajamas and was currently cuddling a life-sized premium edition Subaru body pillow.

"Kyaaaaaah! I love you so much Subaru-kun! Subaru-kun! Subaru-kun! I love you!" The girl hadn't even noticed that she was outside her seal and in front of her beloved.

Subaru was now in shock, he had asked for the cute girl who summoned him but not like this! He did not expect a silver-haired elf girl who was cuddling a life-sized version of himself.

"Ahhhh! I wish Subaru would love me too! Love me love me love me. I need him to love me!" After she was done yelling about how Subaru should love her, she opened her eyes noticing that she was outside her seal and in front of her beloved.

"Subaru! I love you! Love me!" She yelled jumping at him and hugging him with ALL her strength and with her authority. Subaru didn't even have enough time to say something before his entire body and head got crushed by the girl's hug.

*The end*

A/N

I just made this because I was so bored. I'm also not going to make a serious version of this or maybe I will who knows? Actually never mind I won't, I'm too lazy. Anyways, if anyone wants to do this themselves... Please do. I really want to a fanfic about something like this. I know Re Zero hour did this exact same thing, but I want an arc 1 Subaru being with Satella because there arent that many TellaXBaru fanfics out there.

Well, I'm going to go now, bye.