This is an adaptation of a roleplay I did with eddddddne on DeviantArt. He was Sticks and I was Amy Rose.
Bucket in hand, Sticks The Badger set out on the hunt for her best friend, Amy Rose The Hedgehog.
Suddenly, she finds her pink friend standing in the forest, tasting a fragrant lotion.
Sticks: Amy! Get that perfume away!
Amy: Why, Sticks? Don't you like perfumes? Or do you think this is an Illuminati trap to hypnotize me?
Sticks: That second one!
Amy: What if I say you're delusional? If only you have something better to offer me...
Sticks: I do... mud!
Amy: Mud? Are you kidding, Sticks? I know it's good for the skin, but...
Sticks doesn't even let Amy breathe: she dumps her friend the bucket of mud she brought from her garden!
PLOSH!
Amy: Blergh! Gross!
Sticks: This will distract the aliens...
Amy (sighs): Okay, Sticks... If you think this will make me better... But until they arrive, what do we do?
Sticks: Hmm... Get smelly! We air out our odors!
Her odor emits which makes Amy gag.
Amy: Sticks? How long have you not showered?
Sticks: Never! I never took a bath! The soap is hypnosis too!
Amy (trying to control her anger): Okay. And what do you suggest for us to relax?
Sticks: Picking our noses...
Amy: You really need it.
Amy pinches Sticks' nose with her hand!
Sticks: Ouch! What was that for?!
Amy: And since I'm such a supportive friend, you can pinch my nose too.
Sticks: Okay.
Sticks pinches Amy's nose which gets the smell closer to her.
Amy: Well Sticks, what do you think of my mud smell?
Sticks: Incredible! Now we have to act tough! Come with me.
Amy lets herself be guided by Sticks until...
Sticks: Roll around in that Mud Puddle!
Amy: And what will I gain from this?
Sticks (smiles cynically): A scratchy voice! And... ruined clothes! Awesome!
Amy: Okay, let's see where this goes.
Amy roll around. Suddenly, she starts to sound messier and scratchy.
Amy: Oh My Cream! I feel so weird!
Sticks (excited): Really?
Amy: Yeah. It's like I'm more... wild. Will Sonic accept me like this?
Sticks: Sure! Now ditch those... stiff clothes and put this on!
Amy gets up from the puddle and puts on a greasy shirt offered by Sticks.
Amy: Uh. Not bad. It fit like a glove.
Sticks: Also, look!
Sticks pulls out a hand mirror and Amy notices she looks grosser.
Amy: Oh, this one doesn't look like me. I think I look like... like your sister.
Sticks: Now we must get sweaty!
Amy shudders.
Amy: Still more?
Sticks: Yes! Aliens don't have a good grip!
Amy: Right. And what do you suggest?
Sticks: Running without cleaning! Look at me!
Amy: Okay. Running is always good.
Sticks: You go to that tree and back.
Amy: Okay. Let's go!
Amy runs as fast as she can, an a floor full of mud and moss. She goes and comes back one time.
Sticks: Once again!
Two times.
Sticks: Once again!
Three times.
Sticks: Once again!
Amy (gasping): Enough! I can not take it anymore!
Sticks: Whew! How was that?
Amy: That was... disgusting. You will have to admit. But also... spectacular.
Sticks: Then we rub our sweat in!
Amy: Okay.
Amy pulls a rag from her pocket and rubs the sweat from her forehead and arms over it.
Amy: Here, Sticks. You use it now.
Sticks picks up the rag and wipes her sweat on it.
Sticks: Ok. Now we need to wring our sweat on each other to make sure we ran a long time.
Sticks wrings the sweaty cloth on Amy.
Sticks: How's it smell?
Amy: Wow. Now I smell... like you, Sticks.
Sticks: Amazing! I saved you!
Sticks hugs Amy, happier than ever.
Amy (sighs): Ah, Sticks, I really thank you sonic much for everything you've done for me today.
Sticks: I'm always ready to help.
Amy: I'm actually grateful that I'm now going to give you a little gift.
Sticks: What?
Amy tugs at the collar with both hands and rips her shirt off!
RIIPP!
Sticks: Wow! This was wild!
Amy drips saliva out of her mouth!
Sticks: You are evolving well!
Amy materializes her hammer!
Sticks: Uhh...? Amy? What are you doing?
Amy: Now I get you!
Sticks: AAAHH!
Sticks The Hunter starts running through the forest, now in hunting condition!
Amy: I'll massage your head with my hammer! This is a remedy that cures any hypnosis! And it will make you very clear!
Sticks: AAHH! Sorry Amy! I just wanted you to feel good! Maybe the Illuminati have outgrown my methods!
THE END!