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It was a cold night in Vale. Aiden keler shook his head, wondering just why there weren't any dust shops open so late at night. Surely, they'd be able to turn enough profits to hire security despite all the white fang attacks. Shaking his head again, Aidan tucked his ears down at the sound of a loud explosion from his right. He whipped out his longsword and morphed it into a submachine gun before running towards the explosion.

He followed the continued sounds of fighting towards the docks. There he found some white girls tangoing with white fang goons. Frankly, the way their tits flopped around was a little questionabe, (*where they wearing baas?). Regardless, they were getting apart out there. Aidan snuck around the side, looking for a good shot to help out his fellow faunus fbrothers and sisters.

The yellow haired chick turned away from him to engage a goon, and Aidan saw his chance. He set his gun to full auto and blew his whole mad on her back. Her aura tanked the shots, but suddenly her hair raised up and an aura of power surrounded her. She turned around on her feet, and growled at him.

For the first time in a long time, Aidan felt a pang of regret in his gut.

Whatever, he could think about his emotions later. First, he had an extremely pissed off huntress on his ass. He ducked to the side to avoid the crazy bitch, who now travelled at a couple times the speed of sound at him. Christ, she was fast. Even though he was several feet away from her dash he could still feel the reverberations through the air at her charge.

Yeah, no, terrible terrible idea. This was not a fight he wanted. This was an absolutely terrible for him to face - he could potentially win out in a war of attrition, but this blonde psycho looked to be a brawler with a semblance to boost it. \

Aidan was arrogant, not suicidal. Aidan reached into his trench coat, finding a pair of dust grenades that he threw at their feet before jumping away again. The blonde tried to give chase, but the explosions from the grenades caused the building around them to collapse, stopping her in her tracks. Cursing his terrible decisions making, Aidan ran down to his safehouse after he was sure he wasn't being followed anymore. He tore off his coat, changing into a new outfit, and dropped off his weapon as well. That blonde looked like a menace, and he couldn't afford being spotted with that weapon around her.

Aidan rubbed one out to willow schnees face before going to bed.

The next day Aidan spent looking around the city of vale, planning out a hit he wasn't going to make on on of the city officials. Apparently they'd pissed off the wrong people, the kind that could both pay well AND launder the money he made. Most of the leadup to a job was beyond boring, with him simply trying to lockdown a schedule that his target had.

This particular official was a pain in the ass, given that she consiantlty swapped up her schedule, making her unpredictable. Regardless, he was good at what he did, and kept his ears open, so he eventually found his lucky break - the vytal festival. The official he was tracking would stay in a hotel for a couple weeks while they finalised festival plans, and some mad hacker skillz later he found the exact floor and room she was staying in.

Crawling through the airvents got him cose to the room in question, and from there, and fom there he used his semblance to disable the security cameras in teh ahllways, giving him easy access to the room.

Using his semblance again to disarm the lock, he found the official slumped over a desk, reading over som files. Whatever, not his job. His employer had paid him to take out the bitch, nothing else. However, the job did presnt him with an extraordinary opportunity to advance his own interests. Sneaking up behind her, Aidan shoved a gag in the ladies mouth with one hand and wrapping around her torso with the other.

She started to struggle against her, but his aura made him strong enough hold her in place, and a roll of duct tape ensured that the gag wasn't going to come out anytime soon. Aidan then took out his knife and showed it to his target, at which she stopped the target secured, Aidan leaned in to harshly whisper into her ear

"I have you at knife point, and there's no way you get out of this on your own. We can either do this the easy way or the hard way lady,, and frankly I;'m ok with either. So you shut your whore mouth and cooperate, and you get to see your family again, capiche?" he growled, at which the lady nodded quickly throughout.

"Alright then. I'm going to remove the gag. Not a sound, or this knife slights your throat, got it?" The lady gave another not of the affirmative, and Aidan remove the gag.

"Where is your scroll?" Aidan demanded

"I-i-i-it's inside muh-my hand bag." the lady stammered out. Keeping his arm wrapped around her, Aidan reaching intot he bag that he found by her feet. Indeed, inside it was her scroll.

After getting her password, Aidan finally found his prize - information. Inside was everything from a complete math of vale, future developm plans for the outskirts of vale. Satisfied, Aidan downloaded everything he could to his stolen scroll, tuckig it back into his back pocket.

"one last thing": he growled. "What's your favorite restaurant?"

"what?"

"you heard me cunt. What's your favorite place to eat in vale?"

"Ugh, there's this o==o-one burger place, it's by the dock. Harbys or soimething like that"

Satisfied, Aidan slit her throat, sent a message to his employer with the targets scroll, and made it back out of the hotel through the airvents.

He tretated himself to an extremely succulent burger after that one.