"Why are we standing here naked again?" Alex asked, hands in front of his waist. He was cold and slightly uncomfortable. Not that he had anything to hide or anything, but he felt like cattle on sale. He turned to his left and then to his right, hoping for an answer from either side of him.
"We don't get to know" was the answer given to him by Jackson, looking determinedly in front of him, not wanting to look worried while at the same time incredibly worried.
"So the attendings declare, so it shall be", Charles chuckled. The three of them were standing in an unlit, empty hotel room. They had each gotten pages from their respective attendings, telling them to undress and meet them there. Confused, but never ones to disobey an order, the three of them showed up, each taken aback by the presence of the other two.
Alex shifted impatiently on the balls of his feet. How could Charles stand there, letting it all hang out like they were in a locker room? Yeah, they were all guys, but still. He couldn't help but mentally compare the fellow residents standing next to him.
Jackson had a solid length, maybe an inch shorter than Alex's own 8 inches. He was trying to cover himself completely, but the heir to the Avery foundation's large, low hanging testicles were swaying back and forth. His pubes were shaved neatly in a clean square.
Charles was on the opposite of the spectrum. Hairy everywhere, his free hanging member was shorter than Alex's and Jackson's, but thicker than Alex had ever seen. His pubes were wild and untamed, with unremarkable balls resting comfortably underneath. Surprisingly, he was also uncut.
Alex weighed his own tool set against his compatriots'. He was definitely the longest in the room and had the biggest tip, pubes trimmed a bit, but mostly natural. His nuts were at a resting state. each about the size of a golf balls and a half. He had a happy trail leading down from his belly button and sparse hair across his chest, slightly more than Avery's clean-shaven pecs, but nothing close to Percy's jungle.
As Alex wondered how long they'd be standing there, the attendings walked in. Derek Shepherd, Mark Sloan, and Owen Hunt walked with the swagger of people who knew they held the power, which was to be expected considering the position they were in. The residents straightened up, determining not to show weakness while a bit anxious about what was to come.
"We see you've followed our instructions. Good.", Derek began.
"Why are we here?" Jackson asked, impatient to get this over with.
"Since the merger of Seattle Grace and Mercy West, we've noticed a long-standing tradition has gone ignored", Mark started. "A tradition in which the attendings…break in the residents."
"I had to do it twice, once in the army and once in medical school", Owen interjected.
"Basically, it's just a way of reinforcing the food chain." Derek explained calmly, trying to put the residents' fears at ease.
"So, it's hazing." Charles put bluntly
"Essentially." Owen confirmed.
"Enough chit-chat. Karev, you're with me, Avery with Shepherd and Percy, you're Hunt's." Mark barked. Shepherd and Hunt led their students out of the room while Alex stared at Mark expectedly.
"So, what's this initiation we're doing?" Alex asked, trying to seem unfazed. Mark just grinned.
"You're about to find out."