Disclaimer - Yo! I don't own Naruto, Kishi can't sue me now bitches!
I thought of this randomly when reading the fic "Leaf Style Maelstrom" by Soulblazer87, it's a great fic, you should check it out.
This is my first fanfic, please leave a review and tell me what I could do better. No flames, please.
It had all started with Zabuza, Kakashi reflected, that's when the little devil was born. No more was his cute little ball of sunshine. It was replaced by something else, something evil. He only hoped that the menace didn't cause too much damage at the Chunin Exams, there were only so many diplomatic issues a single child could create. God save us when he becomes Hokage.
"Naruto Style: Naruto Barrage!" A blonde could be heard yelling. What could he have created now? A copy of the Lions Barrage? The sound of poofing interrupted the sensei's thoughts as hundreds upon hundreds of blondes filled the stadium. Everyone was quiet, standing still with rapt attention.
"What are you gonna do now Naruto? You've been throwing clones at me all day, it isn't working." The Inzuka smirked, "I guess you weren't dead-last for nothing. I thought that since you got a new technique, maybe you'd be a bit of a challenge this time around, but I guess I was wrong. Once a dead-last always a dead last."
Kakashi glanced out of the corner of his eyes to see his cute little pink-haired student shivering. "Mah, what's wrong? You worried? Naruto will win this no problem, have some faith."
"I'm not scared for Naruto Kakashi-Sensei, I'm scared for Kiba." Sakura shivered, "What concoction does Naruto have planned for him? For Kiba's sake, I hope Naruto realizes that he's a classmate and goes easy on him."
Kakashi shrugged, he didn't have a good answer for that. He turned his attention back to the fight. Poofs and puffs could be heard all over the stadium. His suspicions were confirmed, Naruto threw the Kage Bunshin technique again. Surely he couldn't be trying the same strategy again. Even Naruto would catch on by now and realize that he has to try something different. Surely enough it did look like he was trying something different. His clones seemed to be divided into three groups.
"Ramen Style: Ramen Ingredient Illusion!" A group of clones yelled.
What? Kakashi was astounded. His student should never have been able to do a Genjustu. With his large Chakra reserves and his terrible control with it, the art should have been impossible. But the little blonde menace had done so. He had a knack for making the impossible, possible.
"Ramen Style: Hidden Noodle Hands!" Another group chorused.
Two "Heys!" were heard, one from Konoha's resident snake mistress and the other from an Oto Jonin. Kakashi noted that the man looked suspiciously like Orochimaru. Eh, I'll let someone else deal with it.
"Transformation Jutsu!" The final group finished as they sprang into the air.
What's he gonna turn into this time? Ever since Kakashi realized that Naruto could do shapeshifting, the man became scared. Every object could be Naruto in disguise, waiting for his next victim to arrive.
For his pride, his health, and his image he would not stand to get pranked on by a Genin. What would the missing nins think? Would they die from laughter? Elite Jonin Hatake Kakashi, Sharingan no Kakashi, being outwitted by a Genin? His own student? He'd be the laughing stock of the Elemental Nations for centuries to come.
As Kakashi glanced back to the stadium, he saw many odd things in there. Now, this was not unusual for the gray-haired teacher. He was a ninja, after all, irregular things happened all the time. But this was even weirder. He noticed Kiba screaming in agony. Noticed wasn't the right word, it was for like forced to listen to. I mean, how could he not? The Gaara kid seemed to have the right idea, using his sand as earplugs, but damn that will be hard to clean out.
Analyzing what was happening further, Kakashi pushed up his hiate, revealing his dead teammate's eye. He could detect no heat signature from the noodles wrapping themselves around Kiba, it didn't look too tightly wrapped around Kiba either. It looked only to keep Kiba in place. The scarecrow could only deduce it was the Genjutsu Naruto seemingly cast.
This theory was only proven right when a whistle of acknowledgment was heard from Kurenai. "With the hand signs the kid went through, it looks like a bastardized version of Demonic Illusion: Descending Hell Technique. Though I do wonder why he renamed it."
Kakashi then finally noticed the final technique that Naruto did, he transformed into hundreds of Narutos? Kiba finally broke out of the illusion and looked at his predicament. He knew he was screwed, everyone could tell. Akamaru was out of commission, dealt with by the real Naruto. The ninken wasn't that strong when he was on his own anyway.
Kiba could be seen glancing upwards and perfectly summarized everyone's thoughts at the moment, "What the fuck?" Hundreds upon hundreds of Naruto's were falling from the ceiling, straight for him. The ramen ingredients were sailing down towards the Inzuka, he could do nothing but stare at his impending doom.
The noodles seemed to be wrapped tighter around the Inzuka now as Naruto cackled with glee. "Ya thought I was using my name in the Jutsu. I was using the Ramen topping, dattebayo! Ramen is the food of the Gods, and the best Jutsu type!"
Kiba stood silently, waiting for the most embarrassing loss in Chunin Exam, no, the Elemental Nation's history to happen.
As the ramen toppings fell onto Kiba a thought popped into his head, "Wait the Transformation Jutsu isn't-" Thud. Everything dropped onto Kiba at once as he passed out.
"Winner: Naruto Uzumaki."
Medics rushed to Kiba to get him, most of the Naruto's had already poofed away by then, and diagnosed him with broken ribs, a broken wrist, and a fractured skull. He was rushed to the hospital.
Kakashi noticed Naruto scrambling up the stairs to get back to his team. "Nice win Naruto, but you could've stood to go a little easier on him, right? Do you know how much paperwork I have to do now?"
"Sorry Kakashi-Sensei, got a little carried away there didn't I?"
A little? Sensei, I'm sorry, your son is a moronic devil. "Mah, it's fine, just do better next time."
"Did ya like my new Jutsus Sensei? I worked really hard on them. The stupid Genjutsu took me two months to master! And I still can't do anymore Genjutsu."
Only two fucking months? With his Chakra larger than Hokage-Sama's? Sensei, I mistook your child for an idiot, he's a fucking genius.
"What did the Genjutsu do?" Sakura interjected.
"It made you think that you were being cooked alive in ramen dattebayo! Pretty badass isn't it Sensei?"
"Mah, just don't overdo it."
"Mother said to call off the invasion. She doesn't want to die from a ramen topping." The redhead from Suna said.
Wait, invasion? This child's gonna be the death of me.
Omake
Snake Sannin's Mistake
Orochimaru was livid. "KABUTO! GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!"
Scrambling could be heard in the Oto base, no one wanted to be near the Sannin when he was this outraged.
"Y-y-yes Orochimaru-Sama?"
"YOU SAID THAT THE KYUUBI BRAT WAS AN IDIOT!"
"Y-yes Orochimaru-Sama he is, I'm not sure wha-"
"THEN HOW THE FUCK DID HE COPY MY JUTSU?"
"I don't kno-"
"GET BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM!"
Ahhh, feels nice to finish my first fic. Poor Kabuto, no one could've predicted this to happen. Not good at fight scenes, I need to get better at that. This is planned as a one-shot, but I could make it a full fic. I would need to start from the beginning though. This is crack, don't take this shit seriously.