SpongeBob SquarePants
Born: July 14, 1986
Disappeared: August 15, 2019 (age 33)
Hometown: Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
Residence: 124 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom
Status: Still missing for 2 years
Gender: Male
Color: Light yellow with olive-green holes
Height: 5'6
Weight: 140 pounds
Body type: Slim toned
Eye color: Light blue
Parents: Harold SquarePants (Father)
Margaret SquarePants (Mother)
Pet(s): Gary the Snail
Occupation(s): The Krusty Krabs – Fry cook/Occasional cashier, janitor, and waiter
Education(s): Currently in Mrs. Puff's Boating School
Bikini Bottom School during childhood
High school
Perch Perkins is sitting behind the desk with his crossed arms laying on it as he looks at the camera and informs matter-of-factly, "Perch Perkins here, and today we are discussing the unsolved disappearance of the beloved fry cook, SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob was last seen working the graveyard shift at the Krusty Krabs on August 15, 2019. He had worked there part time for two years. SpongeBob picked up the keys from his coworker, Squidward Tentacles and began his shift at 12:01 a.m. Only about twenty-two minutes later, customers wanting to eat out at the Krusty Krabs discovered the restaurant was unattended. Inside the restaurant a short time after that, SpongeBob's manager, Eugene Krabs and the police found SpongeBob's the manager's citizen band (CB) radio had its microphone ripped out and the cash register, which had contained between $100 and $250, was empty. SpongeBob has never been heard from again."
"Authorities stated a middle-aged bald male fish, bald, about 5'11 tall and 175 pounds in a black suit, was seen at the Krusty Krabs between 12:05 and 12:23 the morning SpongeBob disappeared.""The person drove a "flashy" two-door late model boatmobile, possibly an Oasis Grand Prix, colored silver or white with maroon trim and a maroon landau top. This individual is the prime suspect in SpongeBob's disappearance. He has never been identified."
"Other person(s) of interest/suspect(s)/possible perpetrator(s) in this case are":
"Patrick Star – SpongeBob's lifelong childhood best friend who gave SpongeBob a ride to work everyday, including the day of SpongeBob's disappearance since SpongeBob didn't have any transportations."
"Squidward Tentacles – SpongeBob's grumpy, cynical next-door neighbor who was the last person to see SpongeBob when they changed shifts almost a half an hour before SpongeBob's disappearance. Squidward was pretty vocal about his disdain towards SpongeBob publicly."
"Mr. Eugene Krabs – SpongeBob's manager who first hired SpongeBob to work with him after being extremely impressed by SpongeBob's mad cooking skills twenty years ago. Mr. Krabs was known to everyone for being very greedy and cheap; considering the fact he barely pay his employees or don't even pay them at all, despite his employees' (mainly SpongeBob's hard work)."
"And last but not least, Mr. Sheldon Plankton – SpongeBob's frenemy (Mr. Krabs' former best friend/arch rival) who have an ambivalent acquaintanceship with SpongeBob. One minute they're enemies where Plankton would occasionally tried to trick SpongeBob into giving him the Krabby Patty secret formula which always failed; next minute they're sorta get along with each other, even occasionally helping each other out in certain situations. He and his computer wife, Karen were closing up their restaurant, the Chum Bucket, around 12:03 a.m. which was four minutes after SpongeBob began working the graveyard shift prior to his sudden disappearance. Plankton did say to authorities he'd witness the unidentified middle-aged bald male fish who drove the "flashy" two-door boatmobile entering the Krusty Krabs around 12:05 a.m. and adamantly swore he didn't see nor hear anything out of the ordinary."
"Foul play is suspected in SpongeBob's case. SpongeBob's parents believe he was abducted after he surprised someone burglarizing the restaurant. His case remains unsolved. There is a $100,000 award if you have any answers about the whereabout/fate of SpongeBob Squarepants which will lead to the identity(s) and arrest(s) of the perpetrator(s) responsible for his disappearance/presumed murder, please contact the Bikini Bottom County Sheriff's Office 555–101–4400. You can remain unanimous."
The four men narrows their eyes at each other in suspicion of SpongeBob's disappearance and presumed murder.
Patrick, glaring at Squidward while talking to Sandy, "I think he did it, Sandy, but I just. can't. prove it."
Mr. Krabs, glaring at both Squidward and Plankton while talking to Pearl, "I think they did it, Pearl, but I just. can't. prove it."
Squidward, deadpan at Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton while thinking indifferently, "They think I did it, but they just. can't. prove it."
Plankton, maliciously smirking and cackling at Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward while talking to Karen, "They think I did it, Karen, but they just. can't. prove it."
Sandy, glaring at Squidward too and comfortly petting a sad Gary while talking to Patrick, "I know he did it, Patrick, but we just. can't. prove it."
Unbeknownst to everyone as the camera slowly zooms out which reveals the unknown middle-aged bald male fish in the black suit peeking around the corner from afar at a building with a evil smirk, menacingly observing the group until he feels his cellphone vibrating in his right pocket. He casually hides behind the building and leans against the wall before grabbing his cellphone as he answers it and holds it near his right hear.
The voice on the phone responds interrogatively in a eerily calm tone, "They think they did it?" The voice kind of sounds... familiar, almost like SpongeBob's but slightly deeper with a New York accent. Strange. Very strange.
"Yeah, but they just. can't. prove it," The unknown middle-aged bald male fish answers in an eerily calm tone too which can send chills up and down your spine. His voice too is slightly deep with a New York accent.
"Good. Since no body, no crime. And we ain't letting up until the day. I. die... Now report back to duty."
The unknown middle-aged bald male fish nods in concede as he hangs up his cellphone before putting it back into his right pocket. He casually walks away as a chilly whisper voice can be faintly heard through the wind, saying, "He did it." He suddenly vanishes from afar when Larry the Lobster walks pass the screen, almost simultaneously, the voice reiterates, "He did it." Then after that, complete silence as the screen fades to the black.
The End?...