This is a poem on the disgustingness of Dovepaw /Tigerheart. Set at the end of Chapter 9, Night Whispers, Omen of the Stars, Warriors.
A pang of guilt, but her heart was light
She was going to meet Tigerheart tonight
And was going to see his beautiful eyes
Dovepaw never wanted to say goodbye
He would give her the look that was full of pride
The one that made her feel special inside
A flush of the cheeks, a bashful smile
She knew that they would stay for a while
Borders didn't matter, Clans didn't count
But Tigerheart made her turn inside out
Her heart would beat so very fast
She'd wonder if she needed a medicine cat
Ivypaw would never deserve that quick nod
It made Dovepaw feel like she was a fraud
Like Tigerheart didn't like her that much
Oh, gargantuan was this wonderful crush
Her heart would so strongly beat
Every time that they would meet
They'd brush their pelts and nuzzle their muzzles
No, it wasn't, love wasn't a puzzle.
I hate Dovepaw/Dovewing! As Ivypaw says, she's such a soppy dove. Bumblestripe has always, always been there for her! And she just uses him as her personal scratching post. She doesn't deserve him. Tigerheart makes her heartbeat really fast, but what does that have to do with anything?! I admit, Tigerheart gave her a whirlwind romance. But Bumblestripe has always been at her side! Dovewing left her own Clan to be with Tigerheart. Just to make her heart beat fast! Ahhhhhhhhh!