MXC: Disney vs. Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodeon
Rated K+
Summary: Three of the post popular cartoon-centered brands engage in a battle of legendary proportions as they compete in the toughest competition in town! Who'll be the last brand standing? We'll find out on MXC, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Disney, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon or the show MXC, also known as Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. MXC and the rest of the characters is owned by Paramount Network (aka Spike TV), and that's all you need to know. Since I got back to binging on more MXC on TubiTV, I'd figured why not write up a big fic featuring characters from both Disney, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon shows, mostly cartoons in which they're competing on MXC? That's what me and The Amazing Ghost Musician are gonna be doing here in this story, so most of the credit goes to my co-writer as well.
P.S.: This will be set in an AU in which Fox and Disney both own MXC, hencewhy this is gonna be a bit of a family-friendly approach. I understand why people are a bit turned off by MXC feeling more like PG-rated WWE without Kenny's dirty jokes and Guy LeDouche himself, but it's not my idea. The Amazing Ghost Musician actually thought of an alternate universe where Fox and Disney end up owning MXC. That's only the MXC fic we do together whereas my MXC fics will be written like the show without all that family friendly crap with Kenny's dirty jokes and Guy LeDouche included. I hope that can help clarify things here. Anyway, sit back and enjoy!
Chapter 8: Tumbling Dominos of Doom
Time for the main event, everyone! Because MXC is finally back yet again for the classic battle between Disney, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon!
After the announcer was finished with his usual after-break intros as usual, the camera shifted right back over to Kenny and Vic who were remaining silent and speechless for a full 15 seconds. It would remain like that until the cameraman decided to speak back to them off-screen.
"Guys, you're back on." said the Cameraman.
"Oh, um, sorry about that." Vic replied, "I thought we were still on break."
"Really? I kinda thought that ad about that fat chick standing next to the starving kids wouldn't end." Kenny replied, "Anyway, I forgot about what events are coming up."
"Well, it should be simple, Ken." Vic nodded before saying, "It's finally time for our last event, The Tumbling Dominos of Doom."
And then, the camera switched to an animated graphic showing the last event, Tumbling Dominos of Doom. This of course led Vic to explain the rules as usual.
"The object of the game is that all players must cross the top of the dominos all the way to the finish line or else they will tumble to their doom." Vic replied as the graphic came to an end.
The camera quickly switched back to the Captain, who blew his whistle and swung his sword before saying, "GET IT ON!"
After he was done saying his signature catchphrase as usual of course, the camera shifted up to see the first contestant enter the starting line wearing a bright red sweater with a shooting star on it, dark grey skirt, tall white socks with black shoes, and braces on her teeth.
"I won a lifetime supply of Smile Dip!" Mabel nodded before she took off running.
"First up for the Disney Team, Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls." Vic pointed out.
"Isn't she the one with a pet pig?" Kenny asked Vic.
Before Kenny could say something, she saw Mabel cross the 9th domino before falling off and landing right on her butt, sending the dominos down with her.
"Indeed she does, Ken, but it looks like she got her pork butt slammed all the way down!" Vic exclaimed.
"Well at least she didn't get her braces caught on something." Kenny nodded.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded as well.
While Mabel found herself groaning in defeat, the camera quickly looked back up to the starting gate where a teenage girl with blonde pigtails and dressed up in a pink ballerina outfit showed up to compete next.
"What does this button do?" Dee Dee shouted out before taking off running.
"Oh, geez, not her!" Kenny exclaimed offscreen.
"Indeed, next up for Cartoon Network representing Dexter's Laboratory is Dee Dee!" Vic nodded.
"I can see why she enjoys making Dexter's life a living heck." Kenny replied, feeling a bit uneasy, "It's all because she loves destroying Dexter's hard work!"
Before Vic could say anything though, he looked back at the action to see Dee Dee slip on the 15th domino, which resulted in Dee Dee's face hitting the 17th domino before falling off the platform!
"Ohh, I guess that's not the only thing that got destroyed, Ken!" Vic pointed out, "Dee Dee bit a huge chunk of that domino for lunch!"
"Good, it's what she deserves for all of that torture." Kenny nodded.
Vic nodded as well before saying, "And it's also gonna be deserving of an MXC Impact Replay too!"
As Dee Dee remained motionless on top of the dominoes, the MXC Impact Replay played out in all of its entirety, focusing on the part where Dee Dee accidentally slipped on top of the 15th domino and cracked her face on the edge of the 17th domino, knocking her down.
"Yeah, the only thing Dee Dee is gonna be pirouetting at is in the ER, while they're checking on her pretty little face," Kenny smirked widely, "I bet Dexter should be thankful Dee Dee's not gonna wreck his lab for quite some time."
"Yeah, he should definitely be thankful indeed." Vic nodded as the replay finally came to an end.
The camera soon switched over to the starting line where a buck-toothed kid with a pink hat, pink t-shirt and dark blue pants/shoes appeared with his fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda.
"I wish to win this competition!" Timmy shouted out.
The Captain then looked up to Timmy and shouted, "Hey, no wishes allowed, Timmy!"
"And next up for the Nickelodeon team, Timmy Turner from The Fairly Oddparents!" Vic replied.
"I always feel sorry for Timmy, Vic." Kenny said, "The way he's been treated by everybody in his hometown, it's almost the same way that Charlie Brown got treated."
Before Vic could at least say anything though, Timmy immediately slipped on the 12th domino and fell backwards on his back, knocking the kid down under the tumbling dominos.
"Well, he's not gonna like the fact that he's flat on his back, Ken!" Vic pointed out.
"I bet that's even worse than being stuck with his evil babysitter 24/7." Kenny replied.
"I'll bet it's ten times worse than when Chloe Carmichael got added to the show." Vic smirked in return.
Kenny then somehow shuddered at the fact himself by shivering, "Oh god, that really hurts!"
As Timmy picked himself up in defeat, the camera looked right up to the starting gate where the next contestant appeared wearing a teal-colored shirt dress with a squid attached to it, pink/purple leggings and dark purple boots. What also completed her look was her long blonde hair, a red hair clip with horns and a heart-shaped blush between her cheeks.
"The free nachos are on me!" Star shouted out before she started running.
"Next up for the Disney team representing Star Vs. The Forces of Evil is the princess of Mewni, Star Butterfly!" Vic pointed out.
"Yeah, and not to mention she's now officially Marco Diaz's girlfriend." Kenny nodded, "It's about time they got together and just in time."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic replied in agreement.
It didn't take too long for Star Butterfly to fly past the course right away, skipping past the entire 20 dominos before finally crossing the finish line, scoring yet another point for Disney!
"Well, Marco's definitely gonna be excited," Kenny replied before pointing out and saying, "She's made it, Vic!"
"He certainly will be happy about it, Ken!" Vic nodded, "And with her epic win, Disney continues their dominance here against Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon!"
As Star celebrated with a nice little dance of victory though, the camera wasted no time getting back to the starting line where a teenager with yellow skin, red/white striped shirt that was being worn over a long green coat, blue jeans, black sneakers and possessed a long unibrow appeared beside the Captain.
"I love chickens!" Ed shouted.
"And coming up next for Cartoon Network, it's Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy!" Vic pointed out.
Kenny chuckled a bit before smirking sarcastically, "I would be surprised if that buffoon even makes it with a long neck like that."
"Well, I guess you know what they say, 'Where there's a will, there's a way." Vic said, acting very unsurely.
Ed didn't waste any time running across the dominos at a fast pace though, getting past the 20 dominos he needed to skip before crossing the finish line, scoring a big point for Cartoon Network.
"Well, I'll be darned, Ken. He actually did it!" Vic nodded.
"Wow, that monobrow and long neck of his work works wonders." Kenny nodded as well, "I oughta get me one myself!"
"Don't even think about that, Ken. That just sounds impossible." Vic said, shaking his head over to Ken, "But even so, Ed scores for Cartoon Network here!"
While Ed continued to celebrate his victory though, the camera went back up to the starting line where the next contestant was shown wearing a yellow tank-top, orange skirt, orange headband, yellow socks, white shoes, black skin and long curly black hair.
"Bigger is better!" Valerie quickly shouted out.
"And coming up now for team Nickelodeon, it's Valerie Grey representing Danny Phantom." Vic replied.
"Wasn't she one of Danny's crushes at one time?" Kenny said, raising his eyebrow.
"Yes, she was Ken!" Vic nodded, "Anyway, she spoke to Soos earlier before her run started."
Before she started running though, the camera switched right over to an open field where Soos was standing alongside Valerie in an open field, obviously indicating that the interview was indeed pre-taped.
"Listen to me and listen well, big boy." Valerie said as she pointed at Soos, "There's nothing that's gonna stop me from winning this event, and if anyone doesn't like it, then I'll be sure to put my shoe up someone's rear end. So, you got anything to say to me?"
Soos somehow uttered out in fear, "Yeah, I do. Uhhhhhh, you sure you don't need any water or perhaps a pepsi to calm you down?"
"Ugh, I don't even like Pepsi!" Valerie groaned out before calming down and said, "I'm much of a Coke girl, thank you."
"Ah, point taken." Soos nodded before the interview came to an end.
Right after the short interview came to an end, Valerie wasted no time by running right through the course without ever even having to look down at the dominos in the first place.
"And she comes, Ken!" Vic pointed out, "Look at the pace she's going."
"You know, for a big gal with a hot temper, she definitely knows not to get her buttons pushed." Kenny replied.
"Especially when she's hunting for ghosts under the service of Vlad Plasimus!" Vic said, reminding Kenny of the alliance Valerie had with Plasimus at one-time.
Kenny groaned as he then responded, "Ugh, don't remind me, that guy's a creep!"
Vic tried to respond, yet couldn't as he turned back to the action to see Valerie skip the last remaining domino before he crossed towards the finish line, finally scoring a point for Nickelodeon.
"But don't let that distract you from the fact that Valerie's scored one for Nickelodeon!" Vic exclaimed.
"Point taken, Vic!" Kenny nodded, "I even forgot she worked for that guy in the first place!"
While Valerie continued to celebrate with her hands right up in the air, the camera quickly went back to the starting gate where a teenager with pale blue skin was shown wearing a red shirt with a red star attached to it complete with black jeans, brown boots, and three eyes with the one attached to his forehead.
"There's no proof I sound like Shawn from Boy Meets World! No proof!" Tom shouted out.
"And coming up next for Disney, it's Tom Lucitor representing Star vs. The Forces of Evil, he's the ex-boyfriend and current friend of Star Butterfly!" Vic exclaimed.
"Yeah he used to have a serious anger problem, until he usually calmed himself down and allied with Marco and Star."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded.
Tom immediately managed to skip past through domino 16 before he found himself slipping on domino #17, forcing him to fall backwards and landing right on his shoulders, breaking his back in the process.
"Oh, he's definitely not gonna like that, Vic!" Kenny said, gulping in fear.
"He certainly won't, not after that fall." Vic replied.
"I just hope he doesn't blow a gasket and ruin the stage." Kenny mentioned.
Vic agreed before replying, "Good point, Ken! Here's another look at that on replay!"
As Tom continued to wrench his back in pain though, the camera switched back over to the replay where Tom's run was shown in its entirety, showing the part where Tom fell right on his back.
"Just to let you know that the rest of these dominos were made of 100% marble, Ken." Vic pointed out.
"Well I hope nobody breaks their backs on them, we certainly don't want any more lawsuits." Kenny stated, "If we did, they're probably gonna blame it on me instead.
After the replay finally ended, the camera turned right over to the starting gate where a woman was being shown wearing a black jumpsuit with a pink/purple star attached to the front and possessing big pink shoulder pads. Also to complete her look though was her big signature hair and gold sunglasses as well.
"Don't be a racist!" Garnet shouted out before running through the course immediately.
"And next up for the Cartoon Network team, it's Garnet from Steven Universe!" Vic exclaimed, "She's one-third of the Crystal Gems alongside both Amethyst and Pearl. Just recently, Garnet was shown in an anti-racist ad that was aired by Cartoon Network themselves."
"Yeah Vic, Garnet is always the kind of character who'll set a good example for the kids." Kenny nodded.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic said, nodding back to his partner.
It wouldn't be long though before Garnet rushed right through the dominos instantly, crossing through the finish line without any trouble and no struggle at all. That of course, would give Cartoon Network another point as a result of her terrific run.
"And it looks like we just got a good look at that example, Ken!" Vic quickly pointed out.
"That's gotta be impressive for someone with a big afro." Kenny nodded.
"Indeed!" Vic nodded once again, "And because of that, Cartoon Network is catching up big time to Disney! Can they keep up this kind of momentum?"
After Garnet eventually finished celebrating her big win though, the camera quickly went back to the starting gate yet again showing the next contestant, who had a big head, white hair, buck teeth, orange polo shirt, blue jeans and white shoes just to complete his look.
"The President of Nickelodeon owes me $100!" Lincoln shouted out.
"And next up for Nickelodeon, the lead protagonist of the Loud House, Lincoln Loud!" Vic exclaimed.
"Hey Vic, I just found out about something surprising!" Kenny hesitantly said to Vic.
Vic turned his head to his partner and said, "What's that, Ken?"
"The president of Nickelodeon was actually the dude from Head of the Class!" Kenny said, referring to the character Eric Mardian from Head of the Class.
"Well isn't that surprising, Ken!" Vic exclaimed.
Kenny immediately nodded right at the same time Lincoln Loud managed to sprint past the dominos instantly, passing the last domino in his path before he crossed the finish line, scoring another big point for Nickelodeon.
"And take a look at that, Ken!" Vic exclaimed, "Lincoln passes this course with flying colors!"
"Wow Vic, a lot more are actually having successful runs in Tumbling Dominos of Doom." Kenny explained.
"That is correct, Ken." Vic nodded, "Will that momentum continue yet again with our next contestant?"
As Lincoln was busy celebrating his victory as always though, the camera looked right up to see the next contestant from Disney enter the starting gate wearing a black shirt, white shirt coat, blue jeans, orange sneakers and shaggy blonde hair.
"Cat scratch fever!" Adrien shouted out before running towards the dominos.
"Right up next for Disney representing Miraculous Ladybug, Adrien Agreste!" Vic exclaimed, "In school, he's an ordinary student, but in the city of Paris, he's the superhero known as Cat Noir!"
"I heard that he's now in a relationship with Marinette." Kenny replied, "That's a way better choice than Chloe though."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded before looking back at the speed Adrien, "Look at the pace he's setting."
"I'm betting he's like the Usain Bolt of Tumbling Dominos of Doom." Kenny nodded out.
Before Vic could agree with that statement though, he saw Adrien leap past dominos 19 and 20 therefore jumping all the way to the finish line, scoring another lead for Disney!
"Indeed, and you may call him winner while you're at it too, Ken!" Vic pointed out.
"I sure will, Vic!" Kenny nodded, "I bet Marinette's thrilled to watch him score.
"I think you're right about that, Ken!" Vic said, agreeing with Ken, "And with that, Disney still keeps his lead by a wide margin!"
As Adrien continued to celebrate his victory with a big backflip, the camera quickly turned over to the starting gate where the next contestant was shown wearing a pink dress with a flower attached to the dress, an angry expression plastered on her face that went along with a blonde haircut that looked almost like the devil himself.
"I'm thrilled with anticipation." Mandy said in an emotionless state before taking off.
"And next up for the Cartoon Network team, Mandy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy!" Vic replied.
"Oh no, not this little she-devil!" Kenny gulped with fear, "I definitely do NOT want to get near her!"
"I know how you're feeling about her, Ken!" Vic nodded.
Before Kenny could say anything though, Mandy found herself tripping on the 16th domino before falling off the dominos themselves, landing hard on the platform.
"Uh-oh, she went down, Vic." Kenny gulped once again.
"That's not gonna be good, Ken!" Vic shook his head, "I hate to see what happens when she loses."
"If that's the case, then we better cut the camera off her before this gets bad!" Vic said out of sanity.
Unfortunately, it would be too late once Danny Glands tried to check up on her. Danny tried to get the little she-devil up only for Mandy to punch him square between the legs, making Danny shriek out in pain.
"Uh-oh, too late, Vic!" Kenny shook his head.
"That's really gonna hurt for Danny!" Vic nodded, "Probably enough to earn itself an MXC Impact Replay!"
"I hate to agree, but I think you're right on that." Kenny replied.
While Mandy left the course leaving Danny to cry alone in pain, the MXC Impact Replay was shown in its entirety, mostly focusing on the part where Mandy punched Danny straight in the pant-covered crotch.
"Let me tell you something, Ken, you just hate to be in Danny's shoes trying something stupid like help Mandy up." Vic pointed out.
"I don't really have much to say about how painful that was, Vic." Kenny shook his head once again, "Just looking at it right there is enough."
"You're definitely right." Vic nodded as the replay finally came to an end.
It didn't take too long until the camera turned it over to the starting gate, where the next contestant appeared wearing a purple hoodie, blue shorts, purple socks/shoes and had a black ponytail attached to the back of her hair.
"Viva la me!" Ronnie Anne shouted out.
"Right here up next for Nickelodeon, it's Ronnie Anne Santiago from The Casagrandes!" Vic replied, "Of course, we saw her not too long ago back at Hosin' The Hos at the beginning of the event."
"We've already seen her and Lincoln do great earlier today, I wonder if Ronnie Anne will score like Lincoln did."
"That could definitely be possible with the speed she's now going!" Vic nodded.
No doubt the two men saw Ronnie Anne sprint nicely towards the dominos she was now crossing. Without any trouble at all, Ronnie Anne sprinted the last remaining dominos before running onto the platform and scoring for her team.
"Hey, I predicted it, Vic!" Kenny pointed out.
"As much as I hate to say it, you pretty much did, Ken!" Vic nodded.
"I'll bet that she and Lincoln will be celebrating with pizza and video games tonight." Kenny nodded back to his partner.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded once more, "But Nickelodeon's still running low though."
"That's true Vic, it would take some kind of freakish miracle for Nickelodeon to get back in the game." Kenny reminded Vic closeup.
As Vic agreed with Ken on that comment, Ronnie Anne continued to celebrate her victory as always until the camera moved over to the next contestant back to the starting gate, who was dressed in a yellow shirt, purple vest, khaki shorts, white socks, brown shoes and had brown hair.
"Science is everything!" Milo shouted.
"Coming up next for team Disney, it's Milo Murphy representing Milo Murphy's Law." Vic replied.
"You know one thing that bothers me about that show, Vic?" Kenny explained, "The fact that some people constantly see Milo as a curse to society because of all the big misfortunes that happen in his hometown. Why is that?"
Before Vic could say what he could say though, Milo immediately slipped on top of the 8th domino before falling off on the platform on his butt.
"Well, you just saw one of them now, Ken." Vic said, pointing to Milo's fall.
"This is exactly what I mean, Vic!" Kenny groaned, "Why is it that this kind of stuff always happens to Milo Murphy?"
"I could only say that he's accident prone, Ken." Vic replied.
"Ah, that explains it now." Kenny nodded before Milo's run came to a crashing end.
Meanwhile, the camera instantly moved back to the starting gate where a 16-year old teenager with long red hair, blue shirt, dark grey skirt, dark leggings and grey high heels appeared.
"Somebody stole my Red Hots!" Gwen shouted out before taking off.
"And this right here coming up for Cartoon Network, Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10: Alien Force!" Vic replied, "She's the sister of Ben Tennyson and the girlfriend of Kevin Levin."
"Yeah, what's up with her boyfriend though?" Kenny raised his eyebrow, "He sounds too much like Danzig."
"How would I even know that, Ken?" Vic shrugged back in response.
Before Ken could say a single response though, Gwen ended up slipping on the 12th domino, which forced her to flip herself all the way down and land on her shoulders with a big splat. That of course claimed her elimination from the event.
"Because otherwise, someone's gonna need a 'Mother' to get her out of those dominoes!" Kenny pointed out with a smirk.
Vic nodded as he said to Ken, "Ah, now I see what you did there."
"Yep!" Kenny nodded.
Vic then shrugged out, "I don't exactly get it…"
While Gwen was laid out motionlessly on the mat, the camera instantly looked up to the next contestant entering the starting gate wearing a white shirt with red outlines, blue jeans, sneakers while possessing short black hair and blue eyes to complete his look.
"I'm a hit with the ladies!" Danny shouted out before running towards the dominos.
"And coming up from team Nickelodeon, Danny Fenton!" Vic exclaimed, "Of course, he's the man behind Danny Phantom!"
"He just wants to enjoy a normal life, but with these ghosts running around Amity Park, he barely gets any time for that." Kenny said with a groan before smirking, "Oh well, but at least he still got the girl."
"True that." Vic nodded to his partner.
Right in the middle of their conversation though, Danny managed to leap through the last remaining dominos before leaping towards the finishing line, therefore scoring big for the Nickelodeon team!
"And better than that, he's also scored himself a big win too!" Vic pointed out.
"Wow, this must be the luckiest kid on the planet." Kenny pointed out as well.
"It sure does look like it, Ken." Vic nodded.
Kenny soon let out a groan, "I wish our interns would quit leering at his Mom though. She's already married."
"I'll put a fire hose on them after the show." Vic muttered to his partner in return.
As Danny continued his win in the form of a backflip much to the delight of fans, the camera immediately scrolled over to the starting gate where the next contestant showed up wearing an orange-red hoodie, brownish-black jeans, sneakers and had a combo of tan skin, brown hair and a small dot-like birthmark on the left eye of his face.
"Weird and wild!" Marco shouted out.
"And right here for Disney, it's Marco Diaz from Star vs. The Forces of Evil!" Vic quickly pointed out, "He's a nacho lover, loves Kung-Fu and hates Jeremy Birmbaum!"
"Yeah, remind me to get my hands on that kid." Kenny nodded angrily, "That little goblin scratched my car!"
Vic quickly looked at Ken angrily and said, "Kenny, he's only eight years old!"
"You're right." Kenny nodded again, "I'll let Marco Diaz handle him."
"Fair enough." Vic nodded back.
As they finally finished talking though, Marco managed to skip the last remaining dominos before leaping towards the finish line and therefore scoring another big point for Disney!
"There it is, Ken!" Vic pointed out, "Marco's made it!"
"Star should be thankful she's got a boyfriend who can rock at this event!" Kenny exclaimed.
"Indeed," Vic nodded out before saying, "And with that run, Disney still retains their lead."
While Marco continued his celebration just like every other contestant that crossed through the finish line, the camera quickly looked back to the starting gate where the next contestant was shown wearing a yellow shirt with a big red stripe, big blue jeans, red sneakers and possessing colorful blue hair.
"I'm the son of a Shepherd!" Rolf shouted out before running towards the dominoes.
"And next up for Cartoon Network, it's Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy!" Vic pointed out before saying, "He is the only foreign kid of the show itself."
"His hair looks so blue like a smurf." Kenny smirked under his teeth.
Before Vic could at least say anything though, Rolf ended up tripping on the 10th domino before somersaulting off from the dominos, tumbling down to the padding as a result.
"Too bad that blue hair of his didn't help much, Ken!" Vic shook his head.
"And now we're stealing Rolf's soul with our film box." Kenny smirked once more, "We must be heartless, huh?"
"Yeah, I see where you went there." Vic nodded in response.
While Rolf was still wobbling in pain, the camera quickly went back up to the starting gate where the next contestant was shown wearing a red shirt with a yellow atom attached to it, blue jeans, white sneakers and brown hair that resembled soft-serve ice cream.
"Gotta blast!" Jimmy shouted out.
"Here next up for Nickelodeon, it's the boy genius himself, Jimmy Neutron!" Vic pointed out, "Of course, when it comes to making up some of the greatest inventions, this kid is the master."
"Yeah, I blame that stupid brat for making me get hurt from that invention of his!" Kenny snarled.
"Oh, you mean the part where that ball bounced off of me and smacked you in the head?" Vic asked Ken as he smirked, "I gotta admit, that was hilarious. Heck the Captain was laughing his butt off!"
"Oh hahaha, Vic. That wasn't even funny to me." Kenny groaned to Vic out of sarcastic pity.
Before Vic could say anything to Ken though, Jimmy found himself tumbling toward the 19th domino before splitting himself right between the legs at the edge of the closing platform, making him fall all the way down.
"Oh, I bet Jimmy's not gonna find that funny, though!" Vic exclaimed, "I think he might have split himself, Ken."
"Talk about getting your atoms split." Kenny said with a chuckle.
"Good enough, Ken." Vic nodded, "And quite good enough to earn another MXC Impact Replay!"
As Jimmy held onto his legs hissing in excruciating pain, the MXC Impact Replay started to play out his entire run, mostly focusing on the scene where Jimmy wrecked his groin on the edge of the closing platform before falling right off.
"As you can see right there, Jimmy came so close to the finish line, Ken." Vic exclaimed, "And that of course resulted in the boy genius getting low-blowed by the edge of the finish line."
"I wonder if Goddard can get his master re-stitched?" Kenny asked Vic with a raised eyebrow.
"If I was Jimmy, I would let a real doctor or nurse stitch him up instead." Vic suggested first-hand.
As the replay finally came to an end, the camera scrolled back up to the next contestant entering the starting gate wearing a red shirt, blue jacket, tan-colored pants, black sneakers and big bushy black hair.
"Ya-hooey!" Hiro shouted out before running toward the dominos.
"And the final participant for team Disney, Hiro Hamada from Big Hero 6!" Vic pointed out.
"I've gotta say Vic, that movie Big Hero 6 was just epic." Kenny nodded, "Nothing but a whole lot of action and explosions."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded as well.
Before Ken could utter out a word though, Hiro ended up slipping on the 15th domino before belly flopping all the way down toward the padding, eliminating him right away.
"And down goes Hiro!" Kenny pointed out.
"That definitely didn't feel good for Hiro at all, Ken!" Vic shook his head.
"I'm guessing those dominos were his kryptonite." Kenny pointed out again.
As Vic nodded agreeing with his partner like always, the camera scrolled right back up to see the next contestant enter the starting line wearing a red-pinkish shirt with a gold star attached to it, decked himself out in blue jeans and pink fink flops and sported a small afro just to complete his look.
"This one is for all the gems in the Universe!" Steven yelled out before running through the course.
"And the final participant for Cartoon Network, Steven Universe!" Vic exclaimed, "He of course resides in Beach City alongside his fellow gems Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl!"
"They have quite the bond, Vic." Kenny nodded. "They go well together like fries and a burger."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic replied agreeing with Ken, "And look at the pace this kid is setting."
"I sure could go for a fries and burger right now." Ken said, feeling his stomach rumble again.
"Later, Ken!" Vic warned him sternly.
"Right, I wanna see Steven score here." Kenny replied, turning his attention back to the game.
Before Kenny could say anything though, Steven immediately leaped toward the finish line after crossing the 19th domino, therefore finally scoring for his team!
"And you saw just that, Ken!" Vic pointed out again.
"You know for a kid who is half diamond, he definitely tore it right up," Kenny nodded.
"I'll probably take your word for it, but either way, Steven still scores for the Cartoon Network team." Vic nodded as well.
As Steven continued to celebrate his victory like any other contestant would do, the camera managed to scroll up to the very last contestant, who made his way toward the starting gate wearing an orange monk getup while a blue arrow was labeled all across his bald head.
"I love being an airbender!" Aang shouted out.
"And the final contestant for team Nickelodeon, it's the airbender known simply as Aang!" Vic clearly pointed out, "And like it or not, he's practically the last chance for their team."
"What's the point?" Kenny shrugged, "It's practically hopeless since they're still gonna lose anyway. Probably should've given up in the first place."
"I think you're right about that, Ken." Vic nodded.
Of course, Kenny would be right with what he said though as Aang tripped himself up around the 15th domino before falling off the dominos and face-planting on the padding, therefore getting himself eliminated and therefore ending the event
"Oh and that does it for the Nickelodeon team, as Aang eats it big time!" Vic exclaimed.
"I really don't know what's worse, that face plant or that live-action film that Indian dude directed?" Kenny asked with a nervous shudder.
Vic shrugged before saying, "Practically all of the above, Ken! So to the surprise of absolutely no one at all score-wise, this competition finally ends with Disney leaving both Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in the dust with the final score of 16-11-4!
After giving out the final score for everyone to see, the camera transitioned back to the studio where Kenny and Vic were still sitting on their seats feeling very satisfied, although Kenny felt a bit tired.
"I'm not lying, Vic, it was very tiring today." Kenny said, shaking his head.
"Indeed it is, but no doubt this was a war everyone just had to see." Vic nodded.
"Now they know why Disney is considered the greatest kids company of all time." Kenny nodded as well, "That was so worth the wing privileges, Vic. Speaking of which, let's dig into these wings that I stole from the Nickelodeon team room."
"Ah, sounds good." Vic said as he grabbed his box full of delicious wings.
As they chowed down on the wings though…
*BAAAAM!*
The wings suddenly exploded into both Kenny and Vic's faces, leaving them burnt and their clothes rattled in cartoon-like fashion.
"Um, Vic…? What just happened?" Kenny said to his partner in a painful hiss.
Vic spat out some very burnt dust from his lips before uttering out, "I think Luan Loud made these joke wings with firecrackers."
"I thought we banned her from MXC for good." Kenny said, still shaken from the explosion.
"Well Ken, my guess is that Nickelodeon brought them just for us to steal them as a cruel joke…" Vic replied, feeling shaken up himself.
Kenny nodded before saying, "This is another good reason why I'm glad we don't work for either Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network…"
"Point taken, Ken!" Vic nodded as well, "Although I know one thing that'll cheer you up."
IT'S NOW TIME FOR KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S SPECIAL TOP 20 PAINFUL ELIMINATIONS OF THE DAY!
Opening us right up at #20 is little nerdy Gus Griswald, who becomes a human foot-mat thanks to Twister Rodriguez himself. Talk about a foot-in-mouth disease.
Up next at #19 is the feisty Helga Pataki, who's gonna need a beeper for some recuperation. No doubt Arnold likes the angry ones!
Popping up at #18 is Doug Funnie who falls flat on his face and gets a good old taste of MXC pudding. Hope he puts that on a pizza!
Coming up at #17 is our very own Danny Glands. This dude gets a case of nausea thanks to a swift punch from a ticked off Mandy. Somebody get him some Pepto.
Falling down at #16 is Patrick Star who falls on his sorry butt before chowing down for some delicious microphone. Could've used some salt on that, pinky!
Diving in at #15 is Patrick's best friend SpongeBob SquarePants, who loses his eye for the competition. I mean, seriously, he takes it in the Aye eye, captain!
Sliding off at #14 is Mystery Shack owner Grunkle Stan, who becomes a victim of the Almighty Three Shoe Beating. I'm guessing Rolf thought he was a quarter.
Crashing off course at #13 is ace pilot Launchpad McQuack who takes it right in the top guns. He's feeling the need all right. He's needing a stretcher after this!
Bringing the boom at #12 is Gerald Johanssen, who learns the real hard meaning of "chin up". Although at this point, his chin needs to be checked, period!
Landing hard on their face at #11 is Eddy, who eats it right in the moneymaker! Thanks to his friend Ed who catapulted him into the muck. That's why he must be a mucky boy.
Dropping by at #10 is Scrooge McDuck, who eats it beak-first in Little Man In The Boat. Don't worry, though. He'll just put it on his bill! Ha!
Heading up at #9 is Daggett Beaver, who takes not one but two balls in the face! That's gotta be tough to eat, let alone stomach!
Failing big time at #8 is the ladies punching bag Johnny Bravo, who gets rejected out of Pole Riders. I'm guessing the pole was a babe herself. Oof!
Blowing up next at #7 is Dexter and the two of us when Dee Dee sticks her nose where it doesn't belong. Note to self, never let her near those buttons again!
Exploding at #6 belongs to Ultralord fan Sheen Estevez, who's gonna be in an ultra load of pain thanks to the big fat Harold Berman! Now that was ultra good.
Falling back next at #5 is Edd aka Double D, who gets his back smashed into tiny little atoms. No doubt his back is gonna be sore in the morning
Burning their skin off next at #4 is Invader Zim, who commits a case of suicidal stupidity unlike any truth I've seen out there! Far out, man!
Getting the #3 title goes to me, since I suffered a big 'That's My Horse' beating thanks to Rolf and his weird-as-heck song. Folk music sucks!
Crashing and burning at #2 is Eustace Bagge who gets the ooga-booga-booga knocked out of him over and over and over and over again. Stupid guy. We made him look bad.
And my #1 most painful elimination of the day goes to...
Mr. Krabs! This krusty krab gets his face cracked open enough to see crab meat come out of him. Somebody get the melted butter, everybody. Tonight's special is loser lobster! Mmm mmm good!
After the countdown segment finally came to an end, the camera scrolled back over to the studio where Kenny was smirking out with a smile on his face.
"I've gotta admit Ken, those were quite pretty interesting choices, what with Fred Jones, Dee Dee, Jimmy Neutron and Squidward Tentacles pretty much becoming honorable mentions on your part." Vic nodded.
"Yeah, we'll be enjoying it more come our vacation time at Disneyland!" Kenny exclaimed.
"We sure will!" Vic nodded once more.
"Although I might have to avoid the angry mob those Nickelodeon fans are causing outside," Kenny pointed out, "They're P.O'ed at the fact I cost them the entire game."
"Don't worry about it, Ken!" Vic said, patting his partner on the shoulder, "We'll have the network deal with that. But other than that, Ken, what do we always say?"
DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
Yeah, we all knew Disney was winning this one. No doubt Nickelodeon didn't even stand a chance due to the hatred Kenny had for them. Oh well, it's their loss unfortunately.
But anyway, what did the rest of you all think about this story? Who were you rooting for to win this one? Let me know in the reviews everyone! Oh, and feedbacks are welcome if you all like! Until next time, cheers everybody!