It was a dreary day in the Warner Brothers Studio lot. Wakko was so bored because he liked to go outside and run around like an idiot. Yakko came by and asked, "What's up baby bro?"

Wakko depressingly sighed, "Oh. I'm so bored!" as he looked out a totally real window that was super there in reality.

Yakko sat down on the oversized couch, "Aren't you excited about Scratchy's Encore Costume Party in the middle of December, next week?"

Wakko, "That's just my problem! I'm too excited! I can't think of what to go as!"

Yakko chimed in, "You could be brown. You could blue. You could cool. You could be anything you like!"

Dot suddenly burst in, "You could be brown. You could blue. You could be cool. You could be anything you like!"

And then Wakko covered his ears because this bit isn't funny.

As Wakko watches his siblings silently sing that god damn fucking song in silence he thought about all the super cool things he go to the costume party as. He thought they're right, I could go as anything. But what I want to go as more than anything in the whole wide world is a hot dog.

Yakko, "You could be brown you could be-"

Wakko held up his hand and shut Yakko down immediately. Which was awesome. He had never done that before but today was a new day. He was a new Wakko. A Newaako. He could command space and time. Probably. Wakko said, out loud, with his mouth, "Enough of that! I know what I want to go to the party as! I want to go as a Hot Dog!"

Dot dropped her tea kettle she totally had the whole time on the ground with a thud (in case you forgot what tea kettles sound like).

THUD

Dot gasped, "Gasp! That is such a great idea, Wakko! I am saying this non-patronizing and I can't convey that through text!"

Wakko folded his arms smugly, like a boss, "Thank you, Dot. I know and trust your judgment because you are sound, unlike our silly brother."

Yakko reeled back, "Aw man."

Wakko got on the computer chair, which was in the kitchen next to the milk.

Yakko's eyes slowly wandered over the milk.

Silence.

So anyways Wakko scooted over to the computer and there was no problem at all.

Dot got on her fashionable and smart rollerblades (not cute. This is 2021. Women are more than just their looks you sexist pigs. God. She's not cute. She's 8. You are all perverts. She's smart. Women are smart now. This isn't heavy-handed. Please subscribe to Animaniacs on )

Dot then scooted over a whole 12 inches to Wakko on the computer where he was looking up super rad Hot Dog Costumes on copyright-free Amazon. Amazoom.

Wakko pressed a couple of buttons that were on the keyboard, where they belong, "There are too many hot dog costumes! I am filled with an abundance of choices!"

Yakko finished drinking the milk. And that was okay. Because cartoons aren't lactose intolerant. Wow. After his milk-snack Yakko walked over to the computer by his siblings that he loved so much.

Yakko made a bold claim, "Why not get all of the hot dog costumes just in case you miss out on some!"

Wakko started clicking vivaciously, "Holy fucking shit, Yakko! You're a god damn fucking genius!"

Dot was cautious, "I don't know Wakko! I hope you buying all these costumes doesn't lead to some hilarious antics for the rest of the fanfiction on !"

Wakko continued clicking like a snake in heat, "Me neither!"

All three Warner Brothers started laughing because it was funny. Please rate 5 stars on this fanfic now even though you haven't finished reading thank you.

Day broke.

Crash

Dr. Scratchnsniff awoke to his phone pinging like crazy. The good doctor reached over to his phone and looked at the screen with horror. His phone was going bananas with all the alerts from buying nothing but hot dog costumes. Dr. Scratchnsniff spoke in a normal voice that was super easy to understand and read, "Ja. Vat es doz craze Warners doink wit mien credide carde!" Wow. I love stereotypes.

Cut to a more interesting scene. The front of the water tower. Bugs Bunny drove up in a mail car. What are those things called? A mail postal truck? A mail truck? Fuck it hang on.

So like an Amazoom Drone flew by and dropped off the package and that was it. There was no Bugs Bunny because we can't afford Bugs Bunny. Alas.

Wakko's spider-sense alerted him to the package being dropped out. Wakko quickly thwipped out of there and swung down and picked up his reasonably sized package. He then flew back into the water tower in a single go. Holy crap.

Yakko walked in to frame with a full glass of milk that was harmless and did nothing to him, "What cha got there baby bro?"

Wakko vicariously tore into the package, "My hot dog costumes are here!"

Dot dropped her tea kettle with a thud.

Thud.

Dot was so excited, "Wow! I cannot wait to see all the the hog dogs! Can I have the extras?"

Wakko, "yea."

Dot pumped her fist. Nice.

Wakko ripped off the box top to the top of the box, top. 10,001 individual hot dog costumes exploded out in a mighty force that would knock your gosh dang socks right off.

Yakko took a sip of his non-lethal milk drink, "Wow! That's a lot of hot dogs!"

Wakko popped his head out of the sea of hot dog costumes, "There's so many! How will I try them all on!"

Yakko snapped his fingers, "With a clever montage of non-copyright music!"

Dot, "Nice!"

Suddenly, loud non-copyright music started playing and Wakko was getting out of the dressing room wearing various hot dog outfits. And, like, Yakko and Dot were sitting there mostly shaking their head no at most of the outfits. Like 90% of the outfits were a 'no'. It wasn't Wakko's fault. They were just cheap. There's a lot of garbage on Amazoon. Until, of course, the last costume was the best-looking costume and Yakko and Dot nodded violently. This was it. This was the costume.

Wakko was so happy he almost peed his pants but he didn't because he doesn't wear pants and that's nasty. Ya nasty.

Yakko stood up, "Okay cool. We actually did something in this god-forsaken chapter! Now, you just have to take it off, and with any luck, the zipper doesn't get stuck and you're not forced to wear this for the rest of the week!"

Wakko laughed hysterically at what a funny and non-harmful comment that was, "Yeah! That would be CRAZY!"

Wakko tried to unzip the back of his hot dog outfit. But OH NO! It came off first try. No big deal.

Dot folded her arms, "huh."

BUT THEN the costume reattached itself to Wakko and now it was on him for like really good oh man.

Wakko struggled to get the costume off to no avail, "Oh man!"