(Bouquet toss)
Dipper's POV:
After dancing and sharing our cake, we have our guests line up horizontally, about five feet away.
I decided to do a bouquet toss like in the movies.
I of course, made sure to take one flower of each color to keep.
I had Bill's help to stand me strategically, my back facing them.
"So I just throw it randomly in their direction?" I ask.
"Mhm."
He smiles at me and gives me a thumbs up.
"Kk." I reply.
I breath in, hold it with both hands, and toss it backwards.
I hear a bit of a scuffle and I turn around.
And I see Will standing there with a bright red blush, holding the bouquet.
I smile.
I see him share a look with Mason, who also blushes.
"Congratulations you two." I say.
Bill and I grin at them, causing their blushes to intensify.
Paz smiles as well and goes to stand where everyone can see her.
"Well that about wraps it up folks. Now it's time for the lovebirds to go on their honeymoon!"
We both blush.
The guests start coming up to us one by one, except for Will and Mason, who are hand-in-hand, to give us congratulations once more.
Lazy Susan is first.
"Congratulations you two. Be sure to come by the diner sometime soon, okay?" Her lazy eye shuts, as she's smiling.
I smile.
"We will."
Wendy is next.
"Hey Dip, hey cipher. Congratulations!"
We both smile and say thank you at the same time.
"Sorry I was so quick to judge dude." She says, looking at Bill.
"It's fine." He replies, with a small smile.
She smiles back and walks over to where Susan is.
Then Shmebulock.
"Shmebulock! Shmebulock, Shmebulock, Shmebulock!"
(He said "Congratulations! Thank you for inviting me, I hope you have a wonderful honeymoon, and be sure to come to my wedding sometime soon.")
Bill smiles.
"Thank you Schmeb's! And you're very welcome! Of course we will, you're our friend!"
Schmebulock smiles and then walks away.
Then Paz.
"Just want to say I'm really proud for both of you and I hope you have a fun time on your honeymoon, lovebirds." She winks.
We blush.
"By the way, I had a table set up over there. Everyone gave you two gifts."
I smile.
"Aww! y'all didn't have to get us gifts." I say to everyone.
They all reply, "We know. Have fun." In their own ways.
"Use my gift wisely, yeah?" She winks again, then walks away.
I blush after seeing what she meant in my head, as she'd thought about it as she was talking.
Bill grins at me, causing me to blush a darker shade of red.
Then Will and Mason, hand and hand.
Will starts, "Congratulations big brother! And Dipper! Hope you have a great honeymoon..."
"And that you enjoy our gift." Mason finishes.
Bill says,"Thank you little brother!" with a big smile on his face.
"We will." I finish.
We all smile at each other.
Then I hear Mason in my head.
"Hey Dipper, would you two mind if I? Don't want to steal the spotlight from you two or anything but-?" He asks.
I school my expression, not wanting to give it away.
"You want to propose?" I ask.
He discreetly nods.
"'Course you can! You aren't stealing the spotlight at all!"
He smiles.
"Thank you so much!"
"You're very welcome!"
I smile in return.
Bill gives me a questioning look.
"Just wait." I tell him, mentally winking.
His eyes slightly widen.
"He's proposing??"
I slightly nod, trying to act casual.
"Oh my god!!!!!!" He mentally beams, not wanting to give anything away either.
I mentally tell everyone to look over here, but not be obvious about it.
They do.
Will doesn't notice.
Then Mason gets down on one knee in front of him.
Will realized what he's doing almost immediately and his eyes mist over.
"Oh my god! You don't have to say anything! Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!" Will exclaims, his eyes misting over.
Mason grins from ear to ear.
"I'm still going to though, if you don't mind, Blue."
Will grins, nodding his head.
"William Cipher I've loved you since the day we met, even though it took me a while to figure out. We've had many good days, that we took with our bad. I've seen you at your worst and you've seen me at mine. I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore, I want to marry you. I want you forever Bluejay. If, that is, what you want?" He says.
Will pulls him to his feet.
"Yes! Absolutely yes! I want you forever too!"
Mason slips the ring his finger.
Then they kiss.
Everyone cheers.
When they pull back, Will says something.
"I actually was planning on doing the same thing..." He pulls a ring out of his pocket.
Everyone gasps, then "awwwww's".
"Really?" Mason asks.
Will smiles and nods.
He also gets on one knee.
"Mason Gleeful, I've also loved you since the day we met. Although I almost immediately knew,"
There's a collective laugh.
"It's true, we've had many good days that outweigh the bad. You were there for me my darkest hour, and I saw you at yours. Don't want to be your boyfriend anymore either. Now I want you by my side forever Burning Tree. Will you marry me?"
Mason nods really fast.
"I will Bluejay."
Will smiles and blushes.
He stands and slips the ring on Mason's finger.
They kiss again a little longer than last time, and everyone cheers.
"Congratulations little brother!" Bill beams and hugs him tightly.
Will hugs him back, smiling.
"Proud of you!"
Will beams.
"Congratulations Mason." I say.
"You did great!"
He blushes.
"Thank you! And I'll never be able to thank you enough for letting me propose..."
"You're very welcome, but no thanks needed. Only thanks I need is seeing both of you happy!"
He blushes, and beams.
Mason looks at Will.
"Great catch Blue."
Will blushes.
"In a way, you catching that bouquet gave me all the courage I needed. I was so nervous..."
Will smiles and reaches out to caress his cheek.
"No need to be nervous around me Burning Tree. I love you~"
Mason beams, then blushes.
"Couldn't help it..."
Will leans in and kisses his cheek, which only serves to make his blush deepen.
"Wanna know a secret?"
"What?" Mason replies.
"I was nervous too." He smiles, then pecks Mason on the lips.
Mason gets an amazing look on his face.
"You were?"
Will nods, then smiles a little.
"You didn't look nervous."
"Tree-tree, I was hiding it. Was seriously shaking on the inside."
"Well no need to be nervous around me, either." He repeats Will's line.
Will repeats his, "Couldn't help it..."
Then they kissed again.
I smiled and gave them two a little space.
Bill runs over to Paz and they both hold hands and start jumping up and down.
"My brother's getting married!"
Paz and him both do a fangirl squeal.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
I smile.
What goofballs.
"I heard that." Bill says.
"Whatcha gonna do about it?~"
I see him blush from across the room.
"Nothing right now ~"
Which made me blush.
After a few minutes, everyone headed outside.
We waited a moment, until Paz texted me to come out.
So we walked out hand-in-hand.
Everyone was smiling and cheered as we walked out.
They threw confetti and bread crumbs over us and we smiled.
I noticed a light blue limo at the end of the walkway, and gave Bill a questioning look.
"Paz." He replied through our bond.
I smiled.
"Thank you Paz!"
I hear her reply in her head a few seconds later.
"It's the least I could do for my best friends on their wedding day!"
I smile.
She smiles back.
"Oh don't forget your gifts!"
She winks at me.
I blush again.
I don't respond to that, but just say,"I won't!"
I snap my fingers and then they are loaded in the trunk.
Everyone waves goodbye as we get in.
Bill opens the door for me and I scoot over for him to sit beside me, smiling.
He gets in and shuts the door.
Everyone cheers and Paz wolf-whistles, causing the both of us to blush.
Bill signals for the driver to drive, and the limo starts moving.
"You got some confetti in your hair." He says to me.
"Oh?"
"Mhm."
He leans forward and gently picks it out of my hair, then kisses me.
I kiss him back.
He deepens the kiss and I tangle my fingers in his hair.
"So where we going, Mister Cipher?" I asked.
"It's a surprise, Mister Cipher." He replies.
"Ooo I love surprises!"
He mentally chuckles.
"I know, Mister Cipher."
"Gonna keep calling me that?"
"Mhm. We just got married. Ain't gonna let you forget it!"
I chuckle in my head.
"Well in that case, I won't either!"
Then we pull back for air.
I kiss his knuckles, and the rings on his finger, and lightly run a thumb over them, holding his hand.
He smiles.
"How are we leaving Gravity Falls anyway? I thought you were trapped here?"
Bill smiles.
"Not anymore. After you brought me back, my magic returned to me. Anomalies will still always happen here though, because the magic branched off into it's own different kinds, for the different creatures. And so now I'm a stronger boio and we can go wherever we want now!"
"Yay!" I say.
He grins.
I kiss him again.
He kisses back.
"You never did tell me how we went to Coney Island that one time..." I say.
"A magician never reveals his secrets." He replies.
"Billllllllll!" I whine.
He mentally pouts.
"What, can't I have a little mystery?"
I concede, mentally rolling my eyes.
"Fine."
He grins into the kiss.
-A few minutes later-
He pulls back from the kiss, kissing my nose, which causes me to blush.
"I brought it here."
"What?" I reply, a little lightheaded from his kisses.
"Coney island. I brought it here."
"Ohhhhh." I pause.
"How?"
"Magic!" He replies.
I roll my eyes.
"No seriously. Since I couldn't leave gravity falls I linked Coney Island to gravity falls for a short time while we were there. That way I didn't technically leave, but we weren't here either. That's why there were some confused people on how they got here."
"Ohhh. Smart."
He rolls his eyes in response.
"What? You are!"
He grins.
"I know."
I roll my eyes.
He kisses me again.
(After they left)
Paz's POV:
I stand, chatting with Mason and Will.
I'm really proud of them, and my best friends.
Keep feeling like jumping up and down like I did with Bill earlier.
They just told me that they were probably going to go back to their dimension for a little while, and then come back here to stay.
I mentally squeal!
'Eeeeeeeee!'
I see them both smile, so I realize that I must've been broadcasting.
I blush.
Just then I see someone approaching out of the corner of my eye.
I turn to see who it is and then narrow my eyes.
"Oh hell no!"
It was Mabitch!
I meet her halfway, not wanting to ruin these two lovebirds' good mood.
"Hell no. I know you aren't here right now. I know I'm not seeing you with my eyes." I say in an angry tone.
Mabel replies simply, out of breath," Well you are and I am. Hey Pacifica! Where's Dipper? I heard he was getting married."
"You weren't invited for a reason!"
Just then she spots Will and Mason.
"Dipper?" She calls.
I roll my eyes,
"You're just stupid. Dipper already left."
"Who are they then?"
"Not important because you're leaving!" I start to push her back.
She digs her heels into the ground.
"No I'm not! I have to tell Dipper congratulations!" She protests.
"How could you possibly think that he'd want your congratulations?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're just plain stupid. You treat him like shit, alienate him from your family, be so selfish that everyone forgets that the birthday you share is his too, make everything about you, get him beat up in highschool, and cause him to die, amongst other stupid shit? Gee I wonder why he wouldn't want your congratulations?!" My tone gets angrier by the minute.
"That's what I want to know!"
I see red and pull my fist back.
Then she falls and I notice that her nose is bleeding and looks broken.
"Good! I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Just then she spits out a tooth.
I smirk.
"What was that for?!" She replies in the whiniest tone, starting to cry.
"For being a dumbass bitch!"
"Who did Dipper marry again? Wendy?"
"Oh my fucking god! Hell no! He's gay!"
Her eyes widen and she gets a disgusted look on her face.
"Ew. Who'd he marry?"
I start to see red again, but I hold it back to pull out my scariest smirk.
"He married Bill. Motherfucking. Cipher. And if you don't get your ass out of here in the next three seconds, being homophobic will be the least your worries!" My tone darkens at the end.
She scrambles up to her feet.
I start counting.
"One..."
She whimpers.
I also note her standing weird leaning to the left.
'Hah! Dumb bitch sprained her ankle'
"Two..."
My eyes flash.
She starts to hurriedly scramble away, crying.
"Three...!"
She starts moving faster, almost falling on her ass.
I call after her.
"If I ever see you or hear you tried to contact them again, I will fuck you up!"
She moves faster away, limping and crying.
Then I shake off the anger, not wanting to let the dumbass ruin my perfectly good mood.
I calmly walk back over to Will and Mason, who are staring at me with wide eyes.
Will asks, "who was that?"
"Dipper's dumbass sister. You know, the one I told you about? Mabel?"
"Ohhh." Then his expression changes to match my previous one, same as Mason's.
"Hey don't let dumbass ruin your mood. You were just telling me about your home."
They seem to shake it off as well.
We all silently agree not to tell Dipper or Bill that she showed up.
"She's right," Mason says, leaning to peck a kiss on Wills cheek.
He blushes and smiles.
"Anyways, our house!"
Then he tells me all about it and we forget dumbass was here, for now.
(Note: after Bill and Dipper left, everyone else went home but Paz, Will, and Mason.)
-Aris
