Pepé Le Pew was going through some serious difficulty when Bugs Bunny landed on Casablanca World to pick up Yosemite Sam for a new basketball game with LeBron James, like the very same he and his friends did with Michael Jordan all those years ago. He was bar-tendering, and just so happened to notice yet another attractive woman (this one was live-action). He made his usual moves…
"Ahhh, Enchanté, moi realistic cherie, je m'appelle Pepé Le Pew…" The skunk wrapped around the woman's neck, planting multiple kisses on her face, looking much like a scarf. "Ohh, your skin is TRÉS soft, like butter on ze QUASSON!"
"GET OFF ME!" The woman exclaimed, slamming Pepé into a chair. "And get some deodorant! You smell like fish!"
As the live-action lady walked away, a single tear drifted down from the eyeball of the lovelorn skunk. Suddenly, from the distance, he noticed—
"MONSIEUR BUGS!" Pepé exclaimed, standing up and adjusting his broken tail. "MON AMIE! MON LAPIN BONHOMME! You would not believe ze things I've been through lately!"
"Yeah, I'm sure it's a real sob story, doc—" Bugs started to speak.
"OOH, ees zat Monsieur LeBron?!" Pepé gasped. "Le famous player du basquet-ball?!"
"Yeah, say, listen, what you did there with that woman was not—"
LeBron started to talk to the skunk, then the skunk slammed his head down on the table and began sobbing what sounded like "Le boo hoo hoo..".
"Ohhh, nom de plume…" The skunk sighed, leaning back in his chair. "Ze political correctedness of ze modern day will keel moi. Ah already have eh restraining order from Penelope..."
"Well that's what'cha get for not asking for consent, Frenchy! Women don't wanna be smothered and grabbed like that." Lebron responded. "Look, we just wanna know where Lola is."
"Mademoiselle Lola is with ze Amazons een le DC comics world." Pepé replied somberly.
"Thanks, Pepé!" Bugs replied, he, LeBron and Yosemite leaving the Casablanca world. "Don't worry, I'm sure things'll toin around for ya!"