Sayori's bedroom is a mess. She is doing makeup in her mirror with her set scattered everywhere.
"Sayori, clean up your room before we go!" Neighbor commanded.
"Hang on almost done!" Sayori barked back, with mega sass.
"Were waiting on you, and by we I mean everyone in the house." Neighbor replied.
"Well I got to get pretty!" Sayori protested. "I'm almost done! I just gotta do lipstick!"
"Well then hurry." Neighbor argumentated.
Sayori finally finished and everybody was waiting in the living room. She walked over to the rest of the dokis and chatted with them.
"Did you hear that they are together?" Monica repeated to Sayori and the other dokis.
"Yeah, aren't they so cute with each other." Natsuki replied.
"Alrighty everyone in the limo." Neighbor boomed, then everybody climbed into the seats beside their friends. The dokis sat together. Chica sat in between Bonnie and Freddy, Bonnie forced his way beside Chica. Mario sat beside Peach. Sonic sat beside Amy and Tails. Ennard sat with Marionette, who sat along with BB. Playtime beside Player and It's A Bully. Other people sat with who'd you would've expected.
Neighbor started up the car. It's engine rumbled, the AC started racing to get cold air into the limbo. The tires started rolling, propelling the vehicle forward.
"I wonder where this 'fun place' is." Zelda whispered to Link.
"I dunno probably to pay bills." Link complained.
"C'mon Link, he said 'fun place' implying that it will be fun." Zelda combated.
"Meh, fun for the people who are getting paid." Link denied.
"Whatcha talkin bout." Asriel chimed.
"Nunyu, Asriel." Link answered.
"What's nunyu?" Asriel enquired.
"None your business." Link snarled.
"Oh," Asriel wept, then sat back down.
"Hey, can I have a bag of chi-" Sans queried.
"No Sans, you've already had three. You don't need another one." Papyrus interrupted.
"Aww come on, I've only had three. I thought I had more than that." Sans stated. "Fine, what about ketchup?" Sans added.
"No Sans, we didn't even bring ketchup." Neighbor admitted.
"B-b-but I-I need ketchup." Sans stammered.
"No. you. dont." Papyrus scolded. "Did you bring my spaghetti tub?"
"No, why w-" Bonnie shouted, quickly getting cut off by Papyrus's deafening screech.
"Wait, you have a tub of spaghetti?!" Bendy questioned.
"Yes, he owns a tub of spaghetti." Sans sighed, "And it is overflowing, ziplock bagged too."
"It is vital to survival!" Papyrus barked, "I need it!" Then, Sans fell asleep.
After an agonizingly long drive and lots of stops due to the number of people, they eventually made it to the Incredible Pizza. They still had to wait in line.
"Wait, I thought this place would be fun?!" Monster Kid and Inkling both said at the same time. "You promised."
"It'll be lots of fun, you just have to wait." Principal hushed. The tall people bent over from fear of getting hit in the head from a bar or something. Of course, all people who are over 6' 10" cant ride the rollercoaster. Ridley couldn't even come in the building. They all got a $10, 4 activity card.
"Ooh, ooh! Bumper cars!" Young Link overreacted. "I can ride and joust people with my sword!"
"No, me! You're not going to use your powers for evil, no unnecessary kills." Link corrected.
"I didn't say I wanted to kill them, I said I want to stay alive in a joust." Toon Link snooted.
There were only 8 working bumper cars and conveniently, 16 people wanted to ride them. BB, Young Link, Kirby, Shulk, Ness, Enard, Ike, and Flowey rode them the first round. It was heated. Of course, Kirby and Flowey dominated Shulk, Ike, and Enard. Enard was stuck in a corner. Every time he actually got out he was bumped back by Kirby or Ness. Flowey had no interest in corner stalling Enard. Flowey disobeyed the law and didn't wear his seat belt. He's a flower and all, too floppy for a seat belt. Ike, Young Link, and Shulk could not bring their swords for obvious reasons. Young Link was distraught he couldn't joust.
All of a sudden, Kirby bumped at full speed into Flowey. Flowey fell and his plant pot shattered. He was stuck on the floor. BB ran over the poor flower. Then, the guy that approved them into the bumper cars ran to help Flowey. They all targeted the man, resulting in Flowey getting run over even more. Enard finally got out of his corner and attacked the man as well. He was getting bombarded by cars. He ninja over BB's car and landed on Ness's bumper. He eventually got Flowey out of there and handed him to Undyne. Enard was bumped back to his corner. Flowey was literally crushed.
The next round, Undyne, Alphys, Inkling, Frisk, Bendy, Cuphead, Baby, and all 13 minereanas rode. The minereanas all rode in one bumper car, as a result they also broke the rules like Flowey and did not wear the seatbelt. Undyne was a ruthless bumper. She was almost never slowed down, not even by the Inkling or Bendy. Alphys kinda followed suit with whatever Undyne was doing. Frisk was just spinning in one spot for most of the time. She occasionally got bumped, but she just kept spinning. The minereanas barely fit on the car, they were crouching on the top of the back of the seat, pretty much anywhere you could imagine on a bumper car. Cuphead mainly targeted Bendy. It wasn't as heated as last round, but it was still hilarious.
Some specific people got way too excited for bumper cars, causing them to not do their plan. The plan was to do the games first, then the activities. As you probably predicted, they did not do any games before the cars. So, it was GAME TIME. Time to put your gaming faces on because there were loads of competitive games there, Subway Surfers, Tetris, Space Invaders, and other good stuff. Mugman eyed the water shoot machines, there was something fishy about them, literally. Someone had put 10 fish on the game. Where did they get 10 fish? Who did this abuse to the fish? Gaster got to grind tickets on the basketball shooting center, but he only got to do one game because the worker who had been the one closest to the basketball shooting center had banned him from playing those games. The other gravity rule-breakers were banned from it too. The others eventually wore down their cards.
Then it was back to activity time. They played VR and other activities, but I'm only going to go into specifics about laser tag. Laser tag was very popular. In the laser tag gear room, there were enough sets to half the people who wanted to play. (I know plot convenience again.) They all put on their gear and watched the video. It explained simple rules like no laying on the ground. Then they were off, Kirby was the only one on the upper level because it dominated and did a somersault over other competitors heads and sniped them from behind. Some of them couldn't play because they couldn't wear the vests, like Flowey. It wasn't surprisingly dark, but it was foggy. It was deep sea themed with statues here and there. The disco ball reflected lasers and landed for cheap shots. Nobody got Kirby once. It was a master dodger. Kirby got everybody about 8 times, give a lot for some individuals. Kirby won by thousands of points, and somehow got in the millions.
The next competition was just as hysterical as the last one. Ness got to play this round, he wasn't as good as Kirby, honestly, who could beat that. He still got an outrageous amount of points. He won. Sadly, Sans lost because whoop-Dee-doo he never tries at anything and then makes puns about his failure or anything else his eyes cross upon.
They ate some good food too, some people ate more dessert than the actual meal. Then, they left, nobody fussed, they just left.
THE END
