Isiah: What up! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What up!
Isiah: And welcome to Beat this Rampage. Back with another random fun story for you guys!
Tom: This story oughta be a real treat for you guys.
Isiah: Oh, it is. What do you say we get right into it?
Tom: Yup. Let's go!
Beat this Rampage
Ash Delgado was in the forest when she saw a sign with a red tamborita on the side. She took the sign and read it.
Destroy 15 coaches with this tamborita for millions of dollars.
"Challenge accepted," Ash said taking the tamborita and going towards the streets of Avalor. She saw a coach coming towards her and casted an explosive spell on it, destroying it in the process. Plenty of other coaches were coming towards her and she casted the same explosive spell on them, destroying them as well.
As she was destroying the coaches, the tamborita began to heat up and Ash ran off the streets to check on it. She noticed her tamborita was heating up and pour cold water on the drum side of it. But it was still heated up.
"What the hell? How do I cool this thing down," Ash asked.
Press X to cool down weapon.
"I can't press X. There's isn't any treasure around here," Ash said.
On your controller.
"You think I'm brain dead? This is real life. Not a video game," Ash said.
I am not helping you.
"Hmph. Be that way then, fool stuck in the sky," Ash said going back towards the streets. "Okay I have an idea."
Ash then decided to cast another spell with her heated up tamborita but the heat burned her hand making her yelp in pain and drop the tamborita. After picking it back up, she said, "Damn, my quick tap didn't work. Hmm. A stick move on magic. Let's try that."
After saying this, Ash picked up a random stick and tried casting a spell with it. But the heat burned the stick and burned her hand at the same time making her yelp in pain again and drop the tamborita again. After picking up the tamborita again, Ash thought of an idea and decided to speak upon it.
"Maybe if I throw the tamborita at the coaches they'll burn and explode on impact," she said aiming her drum wand at the road. She threw it at the road and waited as another coach came by and past the tamborita without any contact.
"Well, that was useless," Ash said as she went over to her tamborita. But just when she was about to pick it up, another coach came and ran her over on impact. She let out a loud agonizing yelp as she was ran over and as she was on the ground, she realized her tamborita was right next to her. "This is impossible."
Ability to cool down weapon activated.
After hearing this, Ash got up from the ground and picked up her tamborita saying, "I can cool down my tamborita now?! Awesome!" She then took out another cup of water and poured it on the tamborita, this time with it cooling down in the process.
Letting out a huge smirk, Ash went back to destroying coaches. With the tamboirta heating up every so often and Ash pouring another cup of water on the drum part of the drum wand. She kept at this until she managed to destroy 15 coaches and when she got out of the road, a briefcase full of gold appeared in front of her and she approached it only to be stopped by an invisible wall.
"What in all of Avalor," Ash growled in frustration. "Are you serious right now?! An invisible wall?! This is a scam!"
Throwing the drum wand on the ground in frustration, Ash took out her communicator and tried to get in contact with someone on it. After a few minutes, a voice was heard from the communicator saying, "Avalor's Executers, this is Chancellor Esteban, how may I help you?"
"SCAMMER," Ash shouted.
"I am not a scammer," Esteban said.
"No! Execute the creator of this Rampage I'm in! He's scamming kids and old people," Ash snitched.
"But seniorita, YOU'RE the creator of this Rampage," Esteban said.
"WHAT," Ash shouted in shock as her communicator went off. After waiting a couple of minutes, another coach appeared but with Chancellor Esteban inside it. He came out with a shotgun and asked, "Is this some kinda practical joke?"
"There's a wall here, I told you," Ash said pointing at the briefcase being blocked off by the invisible wall.
"But you just said there was a scammer," Esteban calmly protested.
"Try to execute me," Ash challenged making the elderly Chancellor shrug his shoulders before taking his shot at the malvago with his shotgun. She fell back on impact and held her now wounded stomach.
"I didn't mean that literally! You son of a-" Ash tried to finish her sentence but was unable to due to the shot to the stomach. She slowly laid her head on the ground as she died in defeat and Esteban went over to the invisible wall and used his magic to deactivate it. He then picked up the briefcase and said, "That's what you get, bitch."
Isiah/Tom: Damn!
Isiah: Welp, that wraps up another random fun story.
Tom: Yup. Man Ash got played hard in this story.
Isiah: I know, which brings me to the moral of today's story: Anything that says do something for millions of dollars or thousands or even hundreds of dollars, is 80 or 90% a scam.
Tom: Trust us. We've learned from experience.
Isiah: Uh, you weren't supposed to say that, Tom?
Tom: Crap. My bad. And with that being said, don't forget to leave a nice review. No hateful or rude comments please. As always, we love you guys. Thanks a bunch for supporting us everyday. We'll see y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: As always, until the next story.