On a bright, sunny day, Unikitty and Puppycorn were at the beach. Both of them were relaxing on the sand while laying on beach towels, soaking in the sun, "You know little bro, I think we picked a great day to go to the beach." Unikitty said, she was wearing a pair of sunglasses as well as her bathing suit.
"You said it." Puppycorn agreed. Like his sister, he was also wearing his swim trunks.
"Can you believe that sun?" Unikitty asked.
"I can look at it all day." Puppycorn said, his eyes having been shriveled up from looking at the sun too long without sunglasses.
Unikitty lifted her shades and looked at him with concern, "Uh, Puppycorn?"
Puppycorn sat up and took a big sip from a soda cup, resulting in his eyes regaining their normal size, "What?" he asked.
"Nothing." Unikitty said.
"So, how that tan coming?" Puppycorn asked.
"Let me check." she said before rolling up her shirt, revealing her still pink fur, "Looking good. How's yours?"
"Just a minute." Puppycorn said before lifting up his trunks. He screamed in shock when he saw his own butt. He then let down his trunks, "For a second there I thought I was lying on my back."
Both siblings laughed at this before a crowd of cheering citizens run by them. They see that they are running towards Hawkodile, who is lifting up a bunch of other beach goers on a surfboard, "Oh, I guess Hawkodile is doing the lifeguard shift today." Unikitty said.
As Hawkodile is standing watch, FeeBee, Craig, and BimBom walk up to him, "Hey Hawkodile, can we feel your muscles?" FeeBee asked.
"Sure, don't squeeze to hard." Hawkodile said before flexing his arm. The three girls then felt his bicep adoringly before walking off.
After that, he was approached by Kickflip, Dino Dude, and Burger Person, "Yo, lifeguard! How's the tubage?" Kickflip asked.
"Gnarly dudes!" Hawkodile said, causing the three guys to cheer before running off.
Lastly, he was approached by Edith and Old Timey Mustache Man, "Pardon us lifeguard, but could you kindly point out the snack bar?" Mustache Man asked.
"Right over there." Hawkodile said while pointing, "But I think this side of the beach is a little too wild and crazy for you two, but the leisure side is just a short walk down that way." he said while pointing them in a different direction."
"My, so polite." Mustache Man said while he and Edith walked away.
"Just like we raised him." Edith said.
"What a guy. Could you imagine If I was as cool as that? Just imagine, if I was a lifeguard." Unikitty wondered, imagining herself in the real world standing at a lifeguard tower, "That would be so cool."
"Oh, why would you want to be a lifeguard for? No one really likes those guys. Being a lifeguard is just plain dumb." Puppycorn said as Hawkodile was being carried by a group of beach goers behind him, "All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles. Rub, rub, rub, putting white stuff on their noses, and show off their gross, misshapen, BODIES!" he shouted as his belly suddenly expanded.
At that moment, Burger Person walked by and noticed it, "Dude, can you put that thing away? There's like, children here." he said before walking away.
Puppycorn pressed down on his belly, resulting in his paws becoming large instead, "I'm going to the snack bar." he said grumpily before stomping off.
"Who needs to be a lifeguard?" Unikitty said before standing up, "I'm cool." In contrast to what she said, she was looking more on the cute side, "I bet that I can be every bit as cool as Hawkodile. If not, let me be struck by-" a clap of thunder sounded overhead, "-a flying ice cream truck." she said as a shadow appeared over her along with an ice cream truck jingle, "AND LIVED!" Unikitty shouted as she was promptly crushed by an ice cream truck with wings. The truck drove off, making Unikitty's beach towel fly away.
Hawkodile then walked up behind her and spoke into a megaphone, "Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers!" Unikitty picked herself up while groaning with a dazed look in her eyes. A vanilla ice cream cone that was stuck to her nose fell off as she did so, leaving some of the ice cream on her face, "Hey princess, are you alright?" Hawkodile asked as he turned her around, causing him to see her now white nose, "Hey! I didn't know you were doing the lifeguard shift today as well."
"Uh, lifeguard?" Unikitty asked.
"The nose." Hawkodile said, gesturing to his beak which had suntan lotion on the upper half.
Unikitty's gaze shifted to her nose as she wiped some of it off and looked at it, "White stuff. You think I'm a lifeguard?" she asked.
"Sure, there's no denying the lifeguard look princess, and you got it." Hawkodile said.
"You think so?" Unikitty asked.
"I'll say. Hey, come to think of it, we are a little shorthanded around her. How would you like to work the beach?" Hawkodile asked while playfully prodding Unikitty in the chest with a finger.
"I'd love it!" Unikitty exclaims while hugging Hawkodile.
"OK, ease up there Wahini." Hawkodile said while putting her down, "Hey, Bridget over here!" he called out. A female minifigure in a swimsuit and sunglasses walked up, "I would like you to meet my employer and good friend, Unikitty." Hawkodile said.
"Hiiii!" Unikitty greeted in her usual way, right before Bridget kicked sand in her face.
Hawkodile leaned over and said, "Hey, she's also a lifeguard." This causes Bridget to whistle a few more beach goers over who lift Unikitty in the air while cheering.
"It works!" Unikitty said. After that, both Unikitty and Hawkodile continue working their lifeguard duties while having fun as well. This includes walking up and down the beach while blowing their whistles in sync, Unikitty getting fitted into a lifeguard outfit of her own, Hawkodile putting sunscreen on FeeBee while Unikitty put some on Edith, making sand castles, lifting weights (with Unikitty lifting up soda cups instead), and doing a hula dance with Hawkodile playing a ukulele. "That was the greatest Hawkodile!" Unikitty cheered.
"I'll say. So, how would you like to take the second shift?" Hawkodile asked.
"By myself?" Unikitty asked.
"Of course, if you think you're ready for it." Hawkodile said.
"I'm not just ready." Unikitty said before putting more white stuff on her nose, "I'm ready, Eddy."
"It's Freddie. Well, I guess I better-" Hawkodile started to say before noticing a nerdy-looking citizen struggling in the water while screaming for help, "We got a sinker! Princess, let me handle this. I haven't seen any action all day." Hawkodile said before running off.
"Action?" Unikitty asked.
Hawkodile ran down the beach, to the end of a pier, before doing a stylish dive into the water while giving off a hawk screech. He then swam as fast as he could, reaching the drowning citizen right when he sank into the ocean. He dove down and pulled him out before swimming back to shore while holding the citizen above the water with one arm. The citizen was unconscious when Hawkodile dropped him on the sand on his back, "Breathe darn you!" he yelled before punching the citizen in the stomach repeatedly, causing the citizen to eventually wake up and spit water out of his mouth, along with a textbook.
"Well, that's the last time I read and swim. You saved my life!" the citizen said.
"Don't worry, it's all part of the job." Hawkodile said before walking back to Unikitty, "You know princess, all the fame and admiration that comes with being a lifeguard is great, but the best part about this job is knowing that you're the only thing that stands between these sweet people-" Hawkodile explains while gesturing to a group of citizens cheering on Dino Dude in a hot dog eating contest, "-and a watery grave. And that's what it's all about. Their lives are in your hands now." he says as a car pulls up next to him, "Because I got a date with the tanning booth." Hawkodile then gets in the car before driving off, "See ya!"
"But I-" Unikitty starts to say as a floatie appears around her as a sad look appears on her face, "-can't swim. Oh, if only I knew that being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would've never said yes." She then throws the floatie off her, "Maybe nothing will go wrong, then when Hawkodile comes back, I'll tell him I'm not interested. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?" she mused while watching the citizens play on the beach and in the ocean. Her imagination got the better of her however, and each of the citizens turned into a tombstone. This image causes her to scream and run back to the lifeguard station. "EVERYONE, OUT OF THE WATER! EMERGENCY! OUT OF THE WATER! EMERGENCY!" she called out while ringing a bell, causing the citizens to panic and get out of the water. They gathered around the tower and collectively asked what the problem was. "Uhh... There are sharks out there!" she said.
"Hey, that's my family you're talking about!" the patriarch of a shark family called out.
"Uhh... Sea monster!" Unikitty said.
A serpentine like sea monster wearing glasses stomped up to her, "You know, we sea monsters are very well versed in the fields of science in literature." he calmly said before stomping off, smacking Unikitty with his tail as he left.
"Um, someone went." Unikitty said, causing the beach goers to get annoyed and go back to whatever they were doing, "Wait, don't go!" Unikitty called out. She panicked as she saw everyone having a good time, in her eyes what she saw as dangerous. Beau and Square Bear were splashing each other playfully, Dino Dude was repeatedly shoving Burger Person under the water in good fun, Rascal and FeeBee were playing with a beach ball inside of a whale's mouth, and a buff-looking citizen was throwing Cookie Guy's head onto a rock while he laughed. Unikitty screamed and pulled an ice cream cart into view, "Free Ice Cream!" she yelled, causing the citizens to cheer while running towards Unikitty and cart, "OK, plenty for everyone! One for you, one for you! OK, everybody got one?" she asked, observing that every citizen there was enjoying their ice cream. "Aha! Now I got ya! Now you all have to wait one hour before you go swimming!" Unikitty said while holding up a stopwatch. She then ran away and came back with a role of police tape, "But just so you're not too tempted..." she said before using the tape to block everything, from the beach chairs, the ocean, and even Kickflip who was riding towards the ocean. When it was over, Unikitty tied up all the citizens with the tape and took out a megaphone, "Attention everyone, the beach is now closed!"
"We like Hawkodile better!" Square Bear said.
"Does Hawkodile ever give you... FREE ICE CREAM!" Unikitty shouted through the megaphone.
This made Puppycorn burst out of a nearby outhouse, with toilet paper stuck to his foot, "Ice cream! Did somebody say ice cream?" he asked while running around, eventually coming to the police tape, "Where is it? Is it here?" Due to his inability to read properly, the words 'Do Not Cross' on the tape appeared as 'Ice Cream.' "Ice cream, yeah!" Puppycorn cheered as he broke through the tape while laughing. He ran through the water for a while before a twisting pain shot through his rear, "Cramps!" Puppycorn shouted before sunk into the water, "Help! Help me, I'm drowning!" he called out.
"Oh man! Someone's drowning!" Kickflip said as he noticed.
"Oh, that's not possible, the beach is closed." Unikitty said while relaxing on the lifeguard tower.
"Come on princess, just get in the water!" Rascal said.
"If there was anyone out there, we'd hear them." Unikitty said before heard Puppycorn's cries for help, "They would be screaming if they were drowning." Unikitty said nervously.
"I'm drowning, I'm drowning!" Puppycorn screamed.
"They would've had to have crossed the line." Unikitty reasoned.
"I'm drowning because I crossed the line!" Puppycorn shouted.
"OK, I'll look, but just to prove to you all that PUPPYCORN ISN'T DROWING!" Unikitty screamed upon looking at her brother through a pair of binoculars.
"Help! Can't swim! Butt hurts! Ice Cream!" Puppycorn shouted as he repeatedly sank into the water.
"Hang on little bro! I'm coming!" Unikitty announced before running to the water, her body stretching out while her back feet stayed on land. Her body shot back as she realized what she was doing. She ran off and got a life preserver, "Here little bro! Catch!" she called out before throwing it only a few feet in front of her.
"Quit playing around princess, and get in the water!" Dino Dude said.
Puppycorn continued to flail around while Unikitty ran in circles, "Oh, what am I going to do? Got to think. Gotta think. Gotta run around and think. Gotta run around and think at the same time. Gotta think, gotta have a plan. Gotta think, think, think. I've got it!" Unikitty said as a light bulb appeared over her head. She then took out a straw, "Puppycorn can't drown if there isn't any water." she said before dipping the straw into the ocean and drinking it until the ocean was completely devoid of any water. Unikitty now resembled a large pink ball with legs and a head, "Well, you're safe now little bro."
"Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps! I want ice cream and now it's dark!" Puppycorn shouted, having been swallowed by Unikitty and was now inside her. Unikitty then spit all the water out of her along with Puppycorn, making the ocean normal again, "Help! Help me, I'm drowning!" Puppycorn continued to scream.
Unikitty ran off to try another plan. Meanwhile, a couple was sitting on a raft near a dock, about to enjoy a hot dog, "To us." the boy said before he and his girlfriend were about to bite into the snack. Unikitty suddenly took their raft, leaving them bobbing in the water. She then came back and gave them their hot dog, "Sorry, here's your hot dog." she said before running away again. She then rode the raft out to where Puppycorn was drowning, "OK Puppycorn, I'm here!" she said while trying to get her little brother's attention. Puppycorn however was still panicking as he continued to struggle in the water, "Puppycorn, over here, just get-" Unikitty tried to say before Puppycorn eventually started to tear the raft apart in his panic, "Uh, Puppycorn, don't! Just- don't- stop, STOP!" she shouted.
By then, the raft was already in pieces, leaving both siblings bobbing in the water, "Sorry." Puppycorn said. They both started to drown and panic as they tried to get on top of each other in an attempt to save themselves, "Help us! We're drowning!" They both screamed. The citizens on the beach looked at them and walked away awkwardly while still tied together.
"Goodbye Puppycorn!" Unikitty said.
Goodbye ice cream!" Puppycorn said. While they were still struggling in the water, Hawkodile walked up behind them and picked them both up, revealing that the water wasn't even that deep to begin with.
"Princess?" he asked.
"Yes?"
"You're not a real lifeguard aren't you?"
"No."
"Let's go guys." Hawkodile said while walking them back to shore.
Later, Hawkodile was sitting in the lifeguard tower, observing Unikitty and Puppycorn while they practiced swimming in a kiddie pool, "Hey, nice. You two are doing pretty good." he said.
They both kept swimming while panting before they suddenly got pain in their rears, "Ah! Butt cramps!" they both yelled.
"And I still didn't get my ice cream." Puppycorn said.