storm sente went to the police station to report a crime
"hello this is the bobbies what can i do for u" said curtis
"someone commited a crime against someone in the swimming pool" said storm
"ok well investigate immediately" said curtis but then storm grabbed curtis gun and shot him for his idiocy and he died but nobody cared
"dumbass why investigate such an obvious crime the crime scene was a swimming pool and the only one who ever wants to go swimming in the detective chief inspector joseph pilfnam"
"woah ho ho there stormy" said pilfnam "i have an alibi for the murder"
he was abott to get away with it all
"OBJECTION" storm shouted "u may hav an alibi for the murdur but u do not have alibi for dis crime"
"wat"
"teh actual crime victim the crime was commited against... was curtis!"
"ngh grr gahh... WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed pilfnam clapping really fast because he was cornered "u got me stormy" he said and he got fired and went to jail
the end