One day, Willy just smoked another pipe. He was a poor man with his wife, three kids, and a mammoth-sized TV, where he watches all these shows for adults. It was the first time Willy's five-year-old daughter Clementine could go into the caves. But as soon as Willy began, Clementine was lost in a dark, spooky cave. Then, a situated plan came to be when Willy came to the headquarters of Retro Gamer. "Willy, you look as old as our dead friend Wally Week." "Excuse me, what's this red and white rock over there?" "It's not a rock. It's the Everarcade. It's getting an upgrade soon." "F*** it. Damn hell!" Willy left, ready for his funeral. "OK, Nick, what's next?" Back at the house, Willy just f***ed his wife and killed her. Then, he killed his sons and broke the TV. He killed himself. "You greedy f, Clementine!"