Hidan was naked before we even reached the sex room, tossing his clothes aside. His cock- despite having cum twice already- was ever hard, standing up proudly in front of his chiseled stomach. Deidara sat on the bed, watching silently. I grabbed leather cuffs with velvet padding and restrained Hidan's hands behind his back.

"Oooh," Hidan cooed. "I don't let anyone but Kakuzu do that. You're lucky I've taken a liking to you, babe,"

"I didn't ask for your thoughts, slut," I said, kicking the backs of his knees; he fell forward, barely catching himself.

"Fuck," Hidan hissed.

"Alright?" I cooed, much more mockingly than he ever had, but as I'd gathered it, he could more than handle it.

"Fucking wonderful- thank you, mistress."

"Princess," I cooed, then slapped his ass hard.

"Fuck- thank you, Princess."

I wrenched his hair back, looking down at his face. "You're a stupid fucking whore, aren't you?"

"Yes, Princess," he grinned out, looking fanatic.

"You like being abused, don't you, slut?"

"Yes, Princess."

I kicked his back again with less force, but right on the darkest bruise. He groaned and moved forward, bent over but still upright.

Our noses were still broken. That was a line I did not particularly want to cross.

"Deidara," I said. "He said your ass is looser than his."

Deidara shrugged. "Yeah."

"Can I see?"

Deidara, seemingly amused, stood and stripped, putting on a show. He walked over and, leaning forward a bit, reached behind himself to spread his asshole open.

You could fit, like, four cocks in there, at least. No lube, no preparations.

"Hmm," I said. "Let's fix that, shall we?"

"Fuck," Hidan hissed queitly, squirming. I kneed his back.

"What was that, whore?"

"Nothing, Princess."

"I thought not. Didn't think I heard anyone ask for your opinion."

"No, Princess."

"Cheek on the floor," I said.

"Yes, Princess," Hidan said, placing his face on the floor, raising his ass up as if in anticipation. I spat on his entrance, then opened it; two cocks at most. Barely wider than Kisame's cock. I spat inside, and Hidan let out a soft moan.

"What an ugly slut," Deidara remarked, dropping to a knee. "Aren't you?"

"Yes, sir," Hidan said.

"Agreeable, though, isn't he?"

"Just hungry for his Princess' cock," Deidara mused.

"You want to be filled again, whore?" I asked.

"Yes, Princess," Hidan said. I slapped his ass at full force and he groaned. Deidara stood, walking over to a shelf lined with dildos and grabbed one- one that looked suspiciously like Kisame's cock. He picked up a strap and walked over to me.

"You can get him started with this, if you'd like," Deidara said. "While I look for some… More interesting things."

I looked down at Hidan's face. "You want me to start fucking you, don't you?"

"Yes, Princess, please-"

"You're too much of a slut- you can't wait, can you?"

"No, Princess," Hidan said, moving his hips tantalizingly. "I need you to fuck me. Please, Princess- please fuck my ass."

I settled the dildo into the strap, then secured it around my hips. "Come get it ready, then, you filthy fucking whore."

Hidan eagerly turned, seemingly an expert at moving without the aid of his arms, and began to worship the strap on with liberal amounts of saliva. Every once in a while, I spat on his face, the dildo.

"Look at me,"

"Yes, Princess," he groaned into the cock, dark eyes turning up towards me. I cooed and buried my fingers in his hair, then pulled his lips into the base.

He gagged near violently, eyes flooding with tears, but remained like that until I released my grip. He returned to his command.

"You like having your mouth fucked, don't you, slut?"

"Yes, Princess," he may or may not have said; the cock was still deep in his mouth. I pulled his lips to the base again, then undid the strap and secured it around his head, tightening it.

"Alright?"

He nodded, grunting what may have been another "Yes, Princess."

Deidara walked over with a leather satchel, tossing it at my feet, and handed me the now-familiar, viscous lubricant. "Give me your ass, slut," I said, and Hidan turned and assumed his earlier position. "You missed out on your chance with that one in your ass- too slutty for your own good."

He groaned. Deidara sat down, watching silently.

I applied some lube to his entrance, then opened the satchel.

"Make sure you use gloves," Deidara said. "I made that mistake the first few times, and let me tell you… Masochist or not, nails hurt. And, they're dirty."

Hidan groaned and nodded; I spanked him. "No one asked for your input, fucking cretin."

Deidara smirked as Hidan shuddered. I pulled on a latex glove from the satchel, lubing it up as well, then buried my fist into Hidan's ass with little struggle at all.

"Such a fucking whore," I said, marvelling. I pushed it in as deeply as I could until it just sort of felt like I couldn't, or at least shouldn't, go any further. Hidan groaned loudly, his body giving a great shudder. "Look at that. Do you like my fist in your ass, slut?"

He nodded vehemently, saying more inaudible things.

"Look at me," I said, and his eyes struggled to meet mine. I looked at his handsome face, skewed by lust and fanaticism and the obscenely large dildo stuffed down his throat. "I wanna watch your stupid fucking face as I fist your ass."

"Hidan's falling in love," Deidara mused softly. Hidan nodded shamelessly and I laughed. I pulled my arm back to the wrist and buried it all the way back in; I went back and forth, as hard and as fast and as carelessly as I could. Hidan let out a slew of lewd, throaty moans and whimpers, eyes rolling back. I pinned his calves down with my own, leaning over him.

"I told you to fucking look at me," I snarled, and with struggle he forced himself to look at me. "I want you to know exactly who's deigning to make you feel like this. Useless little slut- can't even follow simple directions."

"He doesn't deserve your fist, I think," Deidara negged.

"Hmm- do you think you deserve my fist, slut?"

Hidan let out a noise, clearly unsure how to answer. Then, feebly- reluctantly- he shook his head. It sounded like he was begging me to do it, anyway, but I couldn't hear his words. I pulled my fist out quickly, leaving him gaping- his body made a strange, lewd noise, and he himself let out a gut-wrenching whine.

His foot tapped against the floor three times.

"Yellow," Deidara said quickly, moving to remove the strap from Hidan's throat.

"Need it," he breathed. "Need you."

I buried my fist in his ass. "Need me?" I asked. He groaned and nodded.

"Yes, Princess. Need you."

"You're a fucking slut," I said, fisting his ass. "You don't deserve to be fucked, do you?"

"No, Princess," he said. "You're too good for my filthy fucking hole."

"That's right," I cooed, then spat on his face. "I should leave you here all alone, no one around to hear you beg for mercy, shouldn't I?" he whimpered, the sound shaky. "Don't worry, though, slut. I wouldn't do that,"

Hidan shuddered. "I'm not worth your attention," he breathed, as obsessed as ever. "But I need it. I need you. Thank you, Princess. Thank you for fucking me."

"Aw, such a nice little whore," I snickered, motioning for Deidara to help me ready my other fist. "I haven't heard you say a single mean thing. You talked a big talk for such a useless little bimbo- so easy to put in your place."

When my other fist was ready, I pushed a few fingers in and Hidan let out a loud, desperate cry. "Yes, please, please, please-"

"Who are you talking to, slut?"

"Please, Princess," he whimpered. "Fucking ruin my ass. Nothing will ever be enough for me again- just you."

"That's fucking right," I hissed, slipping all four fingers in. "You're gonna find yourself disappointed by the bitch breaker after this. You're gonna get fucked by Kisame all day, then come crawling to me, begging for my arms in your ass."

"Oh, fuck, yes,"

"But Kisame doesn't fuck you for you- you know that, don't you? Your Kaku-sama doesn't, either. They just use you as a nice hole to cum in. I'm the only one nice enough to really play with you- a helluva lot more than you deserve."

"Yes, Princess," he cooed. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, yes,"

I slipped my hand in to the wrist and Hidan made a throaty, visceral noise, shuddering. His eyes fluttered for a moment before desperately searching for mine. "Such a naughty word," I said. "Dirty fucking fuckhole. Sounds so pretty on your slutty lips."

"Fuck," he hissed, shuddering again as I made a fist and pushed my arm in to meet my other. "Oh, fucking fuck! Thank you, Princess. Thank you for stretching my fuckhole out."

"You don't have a fuckhole- you are a fuckhole," I corrected. "You have a pretty 'little' asshole. So much prettier than your stupid fucking face."

"Fuck," Hidan gasped as I started fisting him with both arms. At first, they moved in sync; then, they began to rotate which was as deep as it could go and which was up to the wrist. "Fucking fucking fuck, yes, Princess- thank you, Princess."

"You're good at this," Deidara mused, watching with intrigue.

"I did say that I'm not a bottom, didn't I?"

His eyes glimmered. "You're so fucking hot."

I looked down at Hidan, still sputtering uselessly. He'd made a puddle of drool around his mouth. "You're getting the floor dirty, whore," I snapped. "Clean it up."

"Yes, Princess," he said, running his tongue through his drool, sucking it into his mouth. I scrunched my nose and laughed.

"Filthy fucking whore! You'll do anything I say, won't you, slut?"

"Yes, Princess," he purred into the floor. "I'll do anything for you, anything at all."

"Not a hard limit in sight- not for me, right, whore?"

"Right," he said. Deidara shook his head, but that didn't matter; what mattered was playing pretend about it.

"You're being a good little whore, aren't you, Hidan?"

He nodded. "Yes, Princess. I'm a good little whore for you."

"Mmm… You might be useless, but you're at least amusing to watch. Maybe I should give you a treat; your shamelessness is making me laugh. Do you wanna make me laugh?"

He nodded vehemently. "Yes, Princess. Please let me make you laugh at me."

"Jeez," Deidara muttered, smirking.

"I'll give you a little treat then- how does that sound?"

"Yes, please, Princess. Thank you, Princess."

"What do you want, then?"

"I want your piss, please, Princess."

Deidara hissed in a breath. "That's one of your soft limits, isn't it, Hidan?"

"Yes," Hidan said.

"Are you sure?" Deidara asked.

"I won't be upset if you're not," I said gently, leaning down and peppering his side with kisses. "We can do something else and I'll be just as happy with you, baby."

"Please, Princess," Hidan begged. "I need your piss in my mouth, on my face. Please piss on me."

I looked over Deidara, who nodded.

"I'm going to take my fists out, okay?"

"Please, put something else in," Hidan begged. "Something big and long. Please, Princess- I need it."

"One sec," Deidara muttered, walking off and returning with a very, very, very long, thick dildo that looked very strange, indeed. He applied a generous amount of lube, then nodded; I removed my fists at the same time, leaving a strange popping noise resonating from Hidan's significantly loosened asshole. Deidara dropped the end of the dildo into Hidan's ass, then worked it all the way in. Hidan let out throaty, strange noises, eyes fluttering.

"Fucking fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Hidan all but screamed.

"I gotta piss, too," Deidara said.

"You want his piss all over your cock and balls, don't you, whore?"

"Yes," Hidan said fanatically. "Please, piss all fucking over me."

"Naughty whore," I cooed. "Sit up, on your ass- right on that giant fucking toy in your ass."

"Yes, Princess," Hidan said, rolling onto his back and pulling himself into a sitting position. Shamelessly, he squirmed on top of the dildo, presumably sending it grinding into his walls. His eyes fluttered and he let out a groan.

His cock was drooling precum. I cooed and leaned down, swiping it up with my tongue. "Mmm, wouldn't want to waste that- it's the one thing you're good for, isn't it? Giving Princess a nice, healthy amount of cum."

"Yes, Princess," he said, voice breaking. "Oh, fuck…"

"Mmm," Deidara said. "Better fit him with a cockring- that way, we can clean him up before we get his load out of him."

"Yes, please," Hidan breathed. I licked up and down his cock as Deidara fetched one, Hidan moaned and swayed, rocking back and forth, shuddering, eyes still fluttering.

"Mmm, you are pretty like this," I cooed up at him. "So pretty."

"Thank you, Princess," he said.

"Such a fun little toy, aren't you?"

"Yes, Princess. I-I'm your toy."

"A living fuck doll for Princess to play with."

"Yes," he cooed.

Deidara slipped the cockring onto Hidan and he groaned, shuddering.

"I, uh," I breathed to Deidara. "Don't know what to do. Never done this before."

Deidara chuckled. Just, like, stand over him. Piss on his face, in his mouth, on his chest. Simple, really."

I stood up, standing above Hidan, his eyes visible over the dark curls at my core. He gazed up at me, whimpering. "Beg for my piss, slut."

"Please, Princess," he gasped shamelessly. "Piss on me. Fucking use me like a toilet- like a hole in the ground to piss in. Fucking cover me with it-"

It came easier than I thought it would in this position, a shaky stream cascading over him. Deidara's piss hit Hidan's rock-hard cock and his large, heavy balls. Hidan jumped as it struck his face, hit him in the eye. He closed them but kept his mouth open; I could hear the sounds of it pooling in his mouth, splashing out, running over his chin…

Piss was not something I'd ever considered. In truth, it was actually pretty fucking hot.

I don't think I'd ever let anyone piss in my mouth, but maybe, I'd try letting him piss on my body.

The degradation was undeniably enticing.

"You like that, whore? You love bathing in our fucking piss?"

"Yes, Princess," he muttered as the stream died out. I took a step back to watch him swallow what little remained in his mouth as if it were water; he shuddered. "Fuck," he said. "Tastes so much better than Kaku-sama's."

"You like that, baby?"

"Yes, Princess. I love your piss."

"I'll have to bottle it for you," I taunted. "So you can have it whenever you want."

He shuddered, eyes fluttering. "Fuck, yes. Please, Princess."

"Wow," Deidara smirked.

I spat on his face. "Filthy fucking piss slut, aren't you?"

"Yes, Princess," he said. "I'm your filthy fucking piss slut."

I started a water jutsu, but with how little chakra I had, it was ineffective for cleaning him. I cursed; however, Deidara did it instead, sending a waterfall cascading over Hidan, washing it away. I grabbed Hidan by the hair and threw him towards the bed; he stumbled, landing on it with his chest, keeping his face away.

"Who do you belong to, piss slut?"

"You, Princess."

"Me and who?" I asked.

"You and Deidara-sama,"

"Domo," I said. "Deidara-domo." Deidara chuckled, looking away with a grin.

"I belong to you and Deidara-domo, Princess."

"That's right," I said, walking over. "Deidara, why don't you fuck his mouth? I'm getting sick of his stupid fucking voice."

"Mmm, me, too," Deidara said, walking over. Deidara flipped Hidan over, kneeling over his throat, teasing Hidan's nipples with his toes. I heard the sound of Hidan greedily suckling at Deidara's cock.

I sat down in front of Hidan, pulling his legs into my lap, and groped his ass. "Now," I said. "I want some cum." I slapped his ass hard. "You better give me a lot of cum, whore. Your Princess wants your cum- you should feel honored."

Enthusiastic grunting. I slipped the cock ring off and ran my tongue over his cock, listening to his muffled sounds of euphoria as I did. I toyed lazily with his balls in both hands, tugging on them, squeezing. I would pinch them, twist them, once in a while, slowly growing crueler with my acts until he grunted "Yellow," around Deidara's cock. I let up then, giving him only sweet treatment for a while as he recovered. Then, I did the same with my teeth on his cock, though I was too reluctant to become rougher before he ever used his safeword.

As I used both kindness and cruelness, though, he grew ever closer to his orgasm. "Ask before you cum," I said, then took his entirety into my mouth, gagging around him. He let out a jagged, frantic moan, high and lust-ridden.

"Close," he whimpered. I fucked my mouth with the entirety of his cock for a few moments before pulling up, wanting to keep his cum in my mouth when he came. I savoured the salty taste of his precum.

"Please, Princess," he begged through a sob not a minute later. "Please, may I cum for you?"

"Cum," I cooed, closing my lips around his tip and suckling, grinding my teeth into him. He exploded in my mouth, his cum still salty but almost shockingly bitter. I suckled until he was done and cried out feebly around Deidara, squirming violently.

I pulled up, then, and Deidara clambered off of him. Hidan collapsed into my mouth, head against the bed, as he panted, shuddering. I ran fingers along his body, playing around with him cum in my mouth.

"Such a good little whore," I cooed, then stuck out my tongue, letting some of his seed trickle onto my tits. In wonder, he gazed out at me.

Deidara used his tongue to rub the cum into my breast before gathering it and kissing my deeply; sloppily, and so that Hidan could clearly see, we made out, lolling our tongues and his cum and our spit from mouth to mouth, letting it drip out onto my tits. When Deidara finally pulled away, all of the mixture was in my mouth or on my tits.

"Clean up your mess," I said, and Hidan eagerly surged forward, slinking out of my lap and onto his knees to reach my tits, suckling up the mess eagerly. I kissed him deeply then, cooing into his mouth, reaching around to free his hands. When we were done, I swallowed the mixture that remained in my mouth, and Hidan did the same.

With difficulty, I picked Hidan up- he was strong, muscular, and heavy- and lay him in the bed, kissing his face, cooing at him what a good boy he was. He shuddered and lay there, eyes fluttering closed. Once I was content with his state of mind, I pushed him farther down the bed and kneeled over his head.

"Deidara- fuck me," I said.

"Can't," he said. "All tapped out from Hidan. I've got a couple mouths for you, though,"

"Alright," I said. Deidara sat gently on Hidan's chest, putting one hand mouth at my clit, the other at my entrance. His actual mouth peppered my neck, shoulder, jaw, and ear with kisses. Hidan watched until he drifted off to sleep; when I came, I was careful to keep quiet so as not to disturb him. When we were finished, we both curled into Hidan, our legs tangled atop of his.

"Nap time," I whispered. "That was… Amazing."

"Yeah," Deidara agreed. "I might let you do something like that to me."

"Let me?" I giggled.

He grinned, then shrugged. "I usually do stuff on my own. Stuff like that, anyway."

"I see."

I drifted off shortly thereafter, listening to Hidan's soft snoring and Deidara's quiet breaths.