Read this to the tune of All Star(by smash mouth)
Somebody once told me
The Dark Lord wants to kill me
I ain't the sharpest sword in the hat
He tried to get me as a babe
But the magic my mom gave
Made it impossible for him to do that
Well, the fame starts comin'
And it don't stop comin'
Go to Hogwarts and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense but I'll take the attention
Even though half my time's spent in detention
So much to do, a world to save
'Fore I even got to learn how to shave
You'll never know what it feels like
To have to stop the Dark Wizard Reich!
Hey now
I'm a wizard
Expelliarmus
Disarmed, bitch
Hey now
I'm a Seeker
Got my broomstick
Quidditch
Now where's that Snitch that is gold?
My badass story is about to unfold...
It's a weird place
The dungeon's got trolls
The kitchen's got elves
And there's ghosts in the halls
Dumbledore seems quite complacent
But there's a giant basilisk in the basement
There's giant ass spiders
Over in the woods
Pretty sure Professor Snape's up to no good
Everything's chaos
I'll probably die
Before Voldy even gets nearby
Hey now
I'm a wizard
Expelliarmus
Disarmed, bitch
Hey now
I'm a Seeker
Got my broomstick
Quidditch
Now where's that Snitch that is gold?
My badass story is about to unfold...