Ben 10 lied down in his soft and warm bed, reading one of his favorite books of all time, "How to use Windows 98."

"Oh Bill Gates, I love you so much" said Ben 10 while breakdancing.

Suddenly, Green Lantern crashed through Ben's window and shards of glass flew everywhere.

"Hello Ben 10, would you like some fuck?" asked Green Lantern.

"I sure would Mr. Hal Jordan" said Ben 10.

Green Lantern then tore off Ben 10s clothes and they made sweet passionate love together while I ate Oreo cookies dipped in gasoline.

After 10,000 years, Ben had finished having sex with Green Lantern and he rubbed his belly to find that he had gotten pregnant with Hal Jordan's baby.

"THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL NEWS!" exclaimed Green Lantern.

Green Lantern then flew into the sun and burned to death.

After 9 months, Ben 10 went into labor and gave birth to Star Butterfly. Star then said to the Heavens "Now that I've been born, I can finally enact my plan to bake all of the cake!"

Star then reached into her back pocket and pulled out the single largest oven to ever exist in the history of mankind and slammed it down onto the ground.

Star grabbed a handful of cosmic rays and threw them into the oven, baked them for 1 single second, and the single most good-looking chocolate cake of all time emerged from the oven.

Aquaman surfed on his guitar made out of lasers, fire, and holy energy through space like a complete and total champ when, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted Star's absolutely perfect cake.

The guitar landed on the ground and Aquaman stepped down as he eyed the chocolate cake up and down while licking his lips. Every time he licked his lips, a small city would become flooded.

"That cake looks good, so I think I'll have some" said Aquaman before tearing a chunk of the colossial cake out and placing it into his mouth.

Aquaman chewed in delight before his happiness turned to horror as his whole body began to rumble and vibrate. Soon, Aquaman's body began to mutate as everything from his face, to his clothes changed into something wholly new.

Aquaman had just mutated into the 40th President of the United States, Ronald Reagan.

Ronald Reagan then ran for president and he was elected once again by the American people. After 60 years, Ronald now stood on a podium in front of the inhabitants of the multiverse.

Ronald spoke into the microphone and said "My fellow Americans, I must confess that I only became president so I could make a paper hat out of the presidential documents"

Ronald then reached into his bag and pulled out his precious paper hat.

Many people were enamored with the President's absolutely brilliant paper hat making skills.

The 1st President of Canada, Vincent Massey, began running towards the President with a look that combined fear and hatred as he yelled "DON'T LET HIM PUT THAT HAT ON!"

It was too late however, Ronald put his paper hat on his head and this caused him to grow to 50,000 times his size.

Inhabitants began to run for their lives as Ronald Reagan began to eat the entire multiverse like a churro, while reading Agent X comics like a total champ.

Star Butterfly grinned a malicious grin. "Just as planned" said Star to herself.

Star Butterfly then sliced her wrists with a silver knife and ate herself like a turkey sandwich.

It appeared like the multiverse would finally be destroyed until William Shakespeare came along and said "Hey Ronald, if you don't destroy the multiverse, I'll give you something cool"

Ronald stopped his destructive rampage and shrunk down before saying "what is it that you could possibly offer me?"

William held his hand out and said "a friendly handshake"

Ronald shook that motherfucking hand like his life depended on it. This was the single most cosmic and utterly universe busting friendly handshake that had ever occurred in history.

After they finished shaking hands, Ronald asked "now what?"

William said "now, we dance."

Dance With Me (Gaim Gaiden: Kamen Rider Knuckle) begins to play as the single greatest dance of all time takes place and hearts are won over due to the duo's utterly splendid moves. Universal peace has finally been achieved.