A collection of my Dream SMP headcanons (mostly Ranboo related because I'm a simp).

Disclaimer: All of these headcanons are regarding the fictional characters and not the actual people.


-Technoblade has built up an immunity to various types of poisons.

-Ranboo's eyes glow in the dark. Idk why I think this, but... yeah.

-Tommy had a streak of white hair after being revived (just like Wilbur), but he dyed it because he didn't want to be reminded of his death.

-C!BBH can throw knives (just like irl!BBH) which terrified EVERYONE when they found out.

-So... Tubbo is part goat. Tubbo can and will eat basically anything. Ranboo has attempted to stop him from eating bombs on multiple occasions. He has also eaten furniture, cans, bottles, his own clothes, Ranboo's clothes, books, and various pieces of jewelry. Most of the time he isn't even doing this on purpose, he'll pick up a random nearby object when he's hungry and start chewing away. However... a lot of the time he does this to piss off Ranboo. Or when he's frustrated. Like, if he's trying to read a book and it's too hard to understand, he'll just eat it and say that he's "consuming knowledge."

-Billiam took in Ranbutler when he had no where else to go and was about to starve to death. He pretends to treat him cruelly in front of others, but this is just to keep up the appearance of "better-than-thou rich person." Ranbutler goes along with it because he's loyal to Billiam for taking him in and giving him a home. When they don't have any guests, Billiam actually treats Ranbutler very kindly, and they're quite good friends. Billiam would never admit it, though.

-C!Ranboo also has facial dysmorphia, but he doesn't wear a mask like irl!Ranboo. Instead, he just doesn't own a mirror and he avoids reflective surfaces like water (which makes sense since water hurts him physically as well).

-C!Ranboo doesn't have eyelids.

-C!Ranboo is so tall that he's constantly leaning down around other people so that he's at their level because he doesn't want to intimidate them. Most people actually think he's shorter than he really is until he stands up straight. He's a tall boi.

-C!Tubbo's scar is on the right side of his face. This is because, while c!Technoblade usually has impeccable aim, his hand was shaking so badly during c!Tubbo's execution that he couldn't point it directly in the center of his face.