Okay, so I was paid twenty bucks by a subscriber of mine to write something as poorly as I could and make the story so irredeemable that even everyone falling under every buzzword the dumb Redditors are throwing around these days would dislike. So I used this burner account to write this. Like hell I'm putting it on my main account. This is a story so low effort, edgy, full of typos, bad grammar, and cringe you probably would be better off reading shit smears on a wall for all the value this story has, but if you really hold such little respect for your time then enjoy this 'story' I guess.
For now, this is a one-shot. If I feel like torturing myself, then I'll continue it.
Veggie-Chan had a mission from Freezie-Dono as punishment for being such a pussy of a Saiyan just like his shitty father before him. He was to go to some backwater planet called Remnant and prep it for sale. The usual kill and collect bullshit he had to go through with every planet he went to. There would probably be some governments full of Holier than though weaklings, maybe even some secret societies that thought they were hot shit. He would go down, blow up a few cities, then wait for the warriors of the planet to mount their pathetic resistance then crush them all like ants before blitzing everyone and killing them. There would be a few with weird esoteric abilities, but they would go down just as quickly as everyone else.
Veggie-chan the Saiyan smirked in his pod as it rocketed through space. Don't ask me how a spherical pod rockets, I'm not a physics major. This would be fun, bullying some dumb primitive race for existing, then killing them. Oh man, his cock was standing at full mast thinking of the ways he would fuck the women on the planet, maybe even the children if he was feeling desperate.
Still he had a while to go, so he tapped a blue button on the wall next to him and a screen dropped down from the ceiling in front of him.
"Jarvis. Play the worst LEague of legends matches in history. I enjoy watching sweaty controlling nerds run through corridors killing other sweaty nerds" He said. After All, Veggie-Chan was an avid LEague gamer in his free time and he very much enjoyed making fun of the people who he won against.
"Of course Vegeta Sama. Right away. Might I recommend some Tyler one gameplay?" The mechanical voice from the tv asked.
"Do as you wish" Veggie-Chan said, scoffing and looking away with a blush. He so very much enjoyed Tyler one. He had never been more erect than the first time he saw Tyler die on mid-lane.
"Unfortunately, we are entering remnant's atmosphere, so I can not play the video," The voice said to Veggie chan who made a sour face.
"You bitch" Veggie chan cursed at the machine bashfully.
CRASH
BOOM
Veggie Chan's pod smashed through Beacon academy's main tower, putting a sizable hole in it before smashing into the field below. The pod drilled into the ground forming a huge crater, kind of like a popped pimple in the earth, just without the puss.
Getting out of the smoking pod, Veggie-Chan saw some weird children looking at him oddly. Naturally, Veggie-Chan was self-conscious, so he blushed. One of the students, a tan girl with large bunny ears laughed at how tiny he was and his hairline. That got his manlet rage pumping.
"Fuck you bunny bitch, don't judge me!" He yelled, vaporizing her upper body with a Qi blast.
However, her pants morphed into a face, and continued laughing at him.
"DIE!" He yelled out in impotent rage, sending an explosion of Qi out from his body vaporizing half of the continent he was on and a considerable part of the ocean. However, this is a RwBY and DBZ fanfic, so environmental damage means literally nothing.
"Oh fuck it. Might as well go in raw" Veggie-Chan laughed as he grew to the size of the planet and began literally fucking the planet, his dick causing many earthquakes as it's girth and might drill the virgin planet to its core.
The end.
Oh, and Kevin. I'm not giving you a refund.