Planktons Final Revenge

Spongebob walked into the Krusty Krab and began to work, taking orders as usual. Squidward had been tired before but today, he was about to crack. His back ached, His bones were brittle and he could her the constant laughter of spongebob in his dreams.

"Hey squidward! Squid! Squid! Squidward! Hello? Squidward?"

Squidward froze, his entire body was quivering with rage. For 43 years, He had taken the little yellow Bastard's abuse and nonstop talking. He felt like dried kelp, his arms felt like twigs. He had but desire, A desire that would soon be fulfilled.

"I'm going on my break Mr Krabs" Squidward said as he sat down to read. Nobody suspected anything, least of all his boss. All those years of torment and pain were about to reach a breaking point. Then the door opened.

"What's this Break business?" Mr Krabs demanded, approaching Squidward.

"Just 4 minutes left old man" Squidward replied.

"Is that so?"

Mr krabs was within spitting distance of Squidward, who let out a prolonged sigh.

"Breath on your own time Mr Squidward, you're not allowed breaks while on shift"

Squidward's head began to pulse. A migraine was no doubt beginning to form.

"LOOK AT ME MR SQUIDWARD!" Mr krabs demanded. The pain became worse.

"IT HURTS!" Squidward cried. Mr krabs was unmoved.

There was a bottle of meds in his office, Squidward begged Mr krabs for them.

"NO! MEDS ARE OFF LIMITS! BACK TO WORK!"

Squidward, dejected, went back to his station.

No breaks, no rest, not even a beauty nap. My head hurts, i haven't slept for days. Come to think of it, I haven't eaten for a while

Squidward snuck into the kitchen and stole a patty that had been premade for one of the customers.

"So...very delicious" Squidward said, his mouth full of meat. Spongebob could be heard screaming in the kitchen and Krabs busted in.

"I swear, there were 600 patties on the table, now there's only 599 sir. Please don't dock my pay"

Eugene zeroed in on Squidward who was enjoying his stolen lunch. Spongebob grew angry and tackled squidward to the ground, pinning his arms to the floor as Eugene locked the front door.

"We have a food thief, one of our very own employees it appears. Mr Squidward is to be sent to re educuation. Do we agree to that?"

Squidward was confused.

"Re-education sir?"

Eugene grinned.

"Did i just hear Mr Squidward agree to said Reeducation Spongebob?"

"That's what I heard sir"

"Let's give Mr Squidward a light sedative shall we?"

Eugene knocked out Squidward who woke up in a cell, With spongebob standing guard while Mr Krabs rifled through his things, looking for anything incriminating.

"How's it coming Mr Krabs?" Asked Spongebob

"Can't find anything, He's as clean as the backside of Davy Jone's Asscrack"

Squidward fell asleep during the ordeal but was shocked awake.

"Gotta love the collars we rigged up" said Spongebob.

Eugene approached the Cell and began the interrogation.

"Why'd you do it Mr Squidward?"

Squidward was confused but said nothing.

"I refuse to say anything without a lawyer"

Eugene growled but turned to spongebob

"Spongebob Lawyerpants, Here to represent you"

Squidward got up, picked up the phone and called the Bikini Bottom Department of Labor

"Yeah i'd like to hire a lawyer for 99 clams. Also, I'd like to report abuse and treason. So you can have someone over? Ok, thanks."

Within 30 minutes, Some fish arrived to take a look at the place. Squidward informed them of the situation and they proceeded to grill Krabs and Spongebob for Labor violations and impersonating a lawyer as well as treason against the state.

"Violations come out to-"

"wait Tommy! add 0, add 3"

"$43,298 correct"

"that's correct James"

Then the fish turned to spongebob.

"treason against the state, Impersonating a lawyer, Kidnapping, Grand theft Auto and other infractions. We also have eye witnesses to numerous crimes. Aiding and abetting a criminal, Conspiracy to commit fraud and other abuses mr pants"

Fred, Sandy and others came forward.

"Mr krabs broke my leg on numerous occasions. I had to have it amputated. I lost my job because of it. I now work in a steel mill. I contracted COVID because of the conditions"

Sandy went up as well

"Spongebob is usually a nice guy but he nearly killed me when his acidic Bubbles caused my tree dome to leak air. Furthermore, the attempts to Resusitate me caused more damage. I had to have my kidneys replaced and my spine reconstructed without anesthetic."

Other customers also came forward.

"Krabs fed us Rotton patties, Swindled us numerous times and left some of us in dire straits. We demand Justice!"

Despite the overwhelming evidence, Mr krabs tried to feed them a sob story.

"Squidward tried to murder me in my sleep. Check his drawers, the knife is in there"

They checked and did a thorough sweep but it came up clean.

Mr krabs, rather than confess, still insisted that it had been there. Squidward simply procured a USB drive showing the entire morning's incident, including his assault and unlawful Imprisonment.

"I got this from the camera. Mr krabs said he "Borrowed it" apparently. I'm sure if you check his office you'll find more evidence"

James and Tommy turned to Squidward

"Thank you, anything else?"

"I want 3 years worth of Workman's comp to come from Mr krab's money. He hides most of his cash in his Mattress, and i want Spongebob locked up for treason against the state. It's on the next drive. Time stamped as 4/4/62b"

James and Tommy agreed and Squidward sat back down.

Eugene went as white as a ghost and began to strangle Squidward with enough force to break his neck, only to be tackled to the ground by the fish, who put him in Handcuffs, revealing themselves as UC cops. Squidward went into Eugene's office unopposed.

"Oh Eugene?" Squidward called to him, His face revealing a beautiful smirk

In Squidward's hands was the Formula. The one thing that Mr krabs had spent years protecting.

Mr krabs became a frenzied animal and actively struggled to get out of his handcuffs. It was no use and he seethed with anger as Squidward walked towards the Chum Bucket.

"NOOOOO! NOT ME FORMULA. GET OFF OF ME!" he screamed, breaking free of the cuffs.

Eugene smacked squidward to the ground, cut open his Jugular and watched with sadistic glee as Squidward slipped on his own organs, hit the pavement and died on the spot.

Spongebob snapped and betrayed his boss to the Cops, wailing over Squidward's dead body.

He screamed that he was going to murder Eugene and mount him on his wall. Eugene

attempted to seize Spongebob before the transfer was made but by then

It was too late. Plankton was handed the formula as Krabs and a despondent Spongebob were hauled to Jail.