It's been three whole months of endless torture for Kyubey. He has been killed endlessly by everything, sure some deaths weren't all that painful but knowing that your next round of torture was about to start was always the worst parts of the non painful deaths. Recently he's met a pinked haired Italian man known as Diavolo (who was put in a infinite death loop by someone who is not Sayaka) and they've been working together to try and escape their death loops.
"So, Diavolo what is our plan to get out of here?"
"I need to get a stand arrow so that I can get King Crimson Requiem and we can get out of here"
"Ok, when can you get a stand arrow?"
"Soon because in this death I'll be fighting Giorno so that I can get a stand arrow"
"Cool, I'm just going to watch you fight Giorno from a safe distance"
A few hour later
"This is stand arrow rightfully belongs to me the crimson king, Diavolo"
Diavolo punched Giorno through the stomach right before he grabbed the stand arrow
"I got it! I finally won!"
Diavolo stabbed himself with the arrow and he gained King Crimson Requiem
"Now let's see what this stand can do"
Diavolo skipped time and grabbed Kyubey. Diavolo walked around until he found a door which he opened up and lead to the normal non death looping world
"So, do we look for the girl who put you in the death loop?"
"No we must look for a pink haired girl named Madoka, I know where she lives so follow me"
They began to walk to Madoka's house it was already nighttime so it was definitely a likely possibility that Madoka and the rest of her family were asleep
"King Crimson Requiem"
Time skipped, Diavolo grabbed Kyubey, and they walked through the door
Time resumed and both of them heard a toliet flushing
"That must be Madoka, let's wait for her here"
Madoka left the bathroom and she saw Kyubey and Diavolo waiting for her near the door
"Kyubey but how! You… you're supposed to be in an infinite death loop"
" I would tell you but that would reveal Diavolo's ability, anyways Diavolo steal a strand of Madoka's hair"
Diavolo skipped time and pulled out a strand of Madoka's hair but after that he decided to pin Madoka to the ground
"What are you going to do to me?"
"We were going to take a strand of your hair and leave but we're kinda horny right now so we'll rape you"
"PLEASE DON'T" Madoka screamed
"We really don't care what you want and even if we did this wouldn't be the first time I've raped you"
"What?" Madoka said confused
"You've already heard that right and it's not just you which I raped I've raped every magical girl well former magical girl now that I've made a contract with"
"Kyubey, you fuck her pussy and I'll fuck her asshole"
"NOOO" Madoka screamed "Please don't rape me I'm only 14 years old"
"Ha ha, listen! Age doesn't mean anything to a true gamer!" Kyubey whispered in Madoka's ear as he slid his cock inside of her
Madoka felt both her ass and pussy being split apart as the two big dicks entered her roughly
"WHY DOES THIS KINDA FEEL GOOD" Madoka screamed
"Because it just does" Diavolo said"
"i'll fill you with my jello pudding" Kyubey said as he came inside of Madoka
He pulled out of Madoka and decided to watch Diavolo until he came
"So are we done here?" Diavolo asked
"Yes now let's go to Mitakihara park"
Diavolo followed Kyubey into Mitakihara park where Kyubey showed him a secret entrance which brought them into a lab that was underneath the park
"This is where I keep all of my spare bodies, well where I used to keep them before they were all sent to infinitely die. Now put the hair strain into that machine all the way in the back of the room"
Diavolo did as told
"Now take a strain of my fur and also put that in the machine"
Diavolo also did that
"Now we wait a few days"
"What do we do now?"
"We're going to go to America I need to get someone"
Anyways two days passed and Kyubey and Diavolo went to America so let's go see what Sayaka is up to
"Hitomi what are you going to wear?"
"I don't know I have so many good clothes to wear that it's hard to decide"
"Well choose one soon because we're going to have a meeting with Mami"
"Zagred is so lucky he doesn't have to wear clothes"
"What do I have to do with you not being able to choose a dress?"
"Nothing"
"Then hurry up because we're getting bored of waiting for you to choose a stupid dress"
"Fine I'll pick this green dress"
Sayaka, Zagred and Hitomi went to Mami's castle
"Good, you three have finally arrived I was tired of waiting for you guys"
"So why did you ask for us to have a meeting?" Sayaka asked
"It's because I'm wondering how I'll announce Poorfag's pregnancy. Obviously I'm the child's father but nobody except for you, Zagred and Hitomi know that I even have a dick"
"Well just be straight forward and say that you're a hermaphrodite I'm sure that the American people will understand and that they definitely won't try to kill you for being born with a dick or anything"
"Thanks, Sayaka I feel pretty confident that my subjects will understand me"
Outside of Mami's castle was where Diavolo and Kyubey were and they were looking for the place where Biden was buried
"I did it! I found his grave" Diavolo said as he started digging
"Excellent now hurry up because driving a plane is hard and I want to get it done as fast as possible" Kyubey said
Right as they were about to finish Sayaka, Zagred and Hitomi exited the castle and saw both of them digging
"Hitomi stay here i'm going to fight them"
"Devil union"
Sayaka summoned two swords and ran at Diavolo and Kyubey
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ESCAPE THE DEATH LOOP?" she screamed
"King Crimson Requiem"
Time was skipped and Diavolo punched Sayaka through the stomach and then time resumed
"Heal" "How did you even hit me?"
"I literally already told you how I hit you"
"Cause the ground to fall underneath the pink haired one"
"King Crimson Requiem"
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DODGING MY ATTACKS?"
"ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAY?"
"Stop the pink one from teleporting"
"Now die, Black Divider"
"King Crimson Requiem"
This time instead of dodging or attacking Sayaka ,Diavolo grabbed Kyubey and Biden's coffin and brought them both to Kyubey's plane before time resumed
"Start flying before she finds out how my ability works"
The plane took off, leaving Sayaka confused as to what Diavolo's ability is
1 day later
'Diavolo, check on our experiment in the back of the lab"
Diavolo went to the back of the lab and he saw that the clone of Madoka and Kyubey was done.
"How do I let her out of the machine?"
"Press that big red button on the left side on the machine"
Diavolo pressed the button and released Kyubey or Loli Kyubey as they were going to call her because she looked like she was 10 years old despite being a clone of a 14 year old and a fox alien
"Are you my parents" she asked them
"What do we say to her?"
"We tell her we are her parents"
"But if I say that it'll make me look gay even though I'm the opposite of that because I bathe in pussy daily"
"Motherfucker, you look like a stripper who works in a gay bar there's no way you're not atleast bisexual"
"Hey, I'm still looking for my parents"
"Yes little girl we're your parents"
"Then is the pink girl my mama?"
"I'M NOT A GIRL" Diavolo screamed out
"Your name is Loli Kyubey, ok"
"ok"
"Good now put on your clothes"
Kyubey put on the clothes that were designed after Kyubey's fur (the clothes were a white shirt with a few red circles and a red skirt)
"Now let's see on our other experiment"
Diavolo opened a nearby machine to reveal Joe Biden but as a cyborg
"Where is the blue haired girl"
"She's in America" Kyubey said
"What has she been doing to my country?"
"She made one her friends queen of your country"
"BRING ME TO AMERICA NOW, LET ME RIP HER HEAD OFF SO I CAN USE IT AS A FLESHLIGHT" Joe Biden screamed
"We'll go to America tomorrow right now I'm not in the mood to go there"
Joe Biden grabbed Kyubey and threw him through the wall and into Loli Kyubey's bedroom where he saw her masturbaiting
"Loli Kyubey what are you doing?"
"I'm touching myself here because it feels good"
"Let me help you out with that"
Kyubey inserted his tongue into his daughter's pussy
"Papa it feels so good keep doing that"
Kyubey kept licking Loli Kyubey's pussy until she came
"Now let's do something that'll feel even better then that. Lay down and spread your legs apart"
Loli Kyubey did as her father told her,Kyubey positioned himself at Loli Kyubey's pussy
"This is going to feel really good even if it hurts at first it'll start to feel really good later on"
Kyubey thrusted into Loli Kyubey who began moaning
"Papa please don't stop doing this"
"You're so tight I'm going to cum soon"
"Cum inside of me, please"
Kyubey shot his load inside of his daughter
"I'm tired, papa"
"Then sleep, we're going to have a very busy day tomorrow so you should get some sleep"
"Ok, goodnight papa"
Kyubey left loli Kyubey's room and then he fell asleep
Now let's see what Sayaka is doing also one day passed between the last scene and this one
Sayaka is walking home in her devil union form until she hears someone call her name
"Hey, Sayaka I'm back why didn't you teleport me to you yesterday?"
"KYUBEY I'LL KILL YOU NOW"
"Why are you so mad? I haven't done anything yet"
"King Crimson Requiem"
Time skipped and Sayaka dogged Diavolo's attack
"How did you?..."
"Last night I realized how your ability works and I made it so I could move in skipped time"
Sayaka summoned a sword and stabbed Diavolo in the head
"Resume time"
Time resumed and Sayaka teleported Kyubey to her
"Tell me what you're doing here before I send you back to your infinite death loop"
"I'm here to get my revenge on….."
"I'VE FOUND YOU" Mecha Biden said as he opened a small portal and pulled out the devil slasher katana
Sayaka dodged Biden's attack but he was able to split the planet in half
"Fix the planet"
"I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FRIEND WHO'S POSING AS A QUEEN"
"Rip mechanical half off of him"
Biden split in half and died again
"You have no one left to save you Kyubey"
"You fool you stand no chance against her"
"Wha…"
Before Sayaka could finish Loli Kyubey hit Sayaka with a punch that sent her flying to the moon
"Make sure not to hurt her too much she is Madoka's daughter after all"
"She's Madoka's daughter?" Sayaka said to herself as she landed on the moon"
Loli Kyubey jumped to the moon and kicked Sayaka through it
"Teleport me to Madoka's daughter"
Sayaka hugged Loli Kyubey from behind
"Listen to me I'm your mother's friend"
"You're a liar, papa said you killed mama"
Loli Kyubey then pulled out a gun and shot Sayaka in the stomach
"Make me invincible"
"Heal me"
Loli Kyubey tried to punch Sayaka but she couldn't whenever she tried to hit Sayaka her attack cancelled she couldn't hit her at all
"what's happening
"It doesn't matter how strong or how fast your attacks are once I make myself invincible I win"
Sayaka has never done this before because she didn't know if it would work but it doesn't matter she can't lose to anything anymore
Sayaka grabbed Loli Kyubey and threw her to Earth
"Teleport me to Loli Kyubey"
"Teleport Madoka Kaname to me"
"Hey Madoka you see that white haired girl that looks like she's 10, she's actually your daughter go hug her or something"
Madoka hugged Loli Kyubey
"Papa, told me you died how are you still alive?"
"I didn't die he's just a liar"
Sayaka ran at Kyubey and ripped his head off
"We won I guess, I really hope this day doesn't get any weirder"