It's my first day at this fancy-pants cooking school. My parents made me come even though I know there's nothing they can teach me. I'm already the best chef in the whole entire world. Still, my parents paid like 100,000 dollars to send me here so I'm forced to stay for the next 4 years.
My name is ripa onigiri, and my parents are super rich american japanese chefs, marinatte and deshuyo onigiri, owners of a prestigious ramen chain and inventors of the original wasabi mochi ice cream. I have puffy pink hair, which people like to compare to a french poodle, the classiest and most vicious of dogs. My eyes are naturally brown like all japanese people but I like to wear light blue contacts, so I look like cotton candy. I sew lolita outfits in my spare time, and I always make them for my friends. My favorite food is pink frosted donut with rainbow sprinkles (so american, I know).
So I'm standing in the courtyard on my first day, hoping it's not going to be boring but knowing it will be, and knowing I will have to make some drama for myself. I see a pretty french boy and I just know we're going to be besties, so I approach him from behind and push him so he falls on his pretty blonde face. Then I laugh and say "watch where you're going!" (Lol)
A cool goth chick with purple hair starts laughing with me, catching me off guard. She walks up to me and says "hey cutie *wink* you've got the right idea, we girls are superior, so feel free to push all the boys down and walk all over them."
I can tell from the way she looking at me that she's a lesbian, and like, I'm flattered, but I don't kiss girls or anything so I say "hey, i was just having some fun, this guy is actually my new best friend!" And I pick him back up by the neck of his chef coat thingy, kind of like a mama cat picking up her baby. Meow! "What's your name, kitten?" I ask the cute french boy.
His eyes get all wide and he blushes and shouts "don't call me that! Its embarrassing! What's wrong with you anyway?!" I laugh, like he told a funny joke, and swat his chest playfully and say "you're so funny! We're gonna get along just great!"
The purple haired girl says, "hm. I guess you're not as cool as I though you were. How disappointing." And she starts to walk away.
I call after her "fine, it's not like I liked you anyway!" But secretly I'm a little sad because her purple hair would have looked super cute next to mine. Like twilight sparkle and pinkie pie ?
So I ask my boy-friend again, "tell me your name or else I'm gonna make one up for you, okay?"
He says "its takumi, and I'm not your friend." And he looks really annoyed.
I laugh again really cutely and say "shut up, stupid boy!" While punching his arm. He gasps in pain and it's really cute 3
He mutters "psycho" under his breath, and while I fantasize about all the people who will be saying that about me in the next four years, his eye catches a poor boy walking in the front gate looking starstruck and he snorts and says "Look at that. He's so out of place. Why don't you go push him around?"
I look at him. He has bright red hair and he's tall and skinny. There's something about him... such confidence. It makes him kind of mysterious. "I dunno. I only push my friends. Not sure how I feel about him..."
He says "let's go say hello" with a cruel smirk. It's a really good look for him. I follow slightly behind and to the left of him.
He introduces himself and brags about his family's rich culinary background to make the new kid feel embarrassed, but weirdly the red haired boy acts like he can't tell takumi is being mean. He smiles and admits hes intimidated by the size of the school. I giggle and takumi smirks. Then he starts talking about his family diner. I say "there's just one? How exclusive..." and roll my eyes. Again he plays dumb, " yep, it's the only one like it in the world! And it's the best diner around, we serve all the classics with some really innovative twists. I'm proud of it and one day I'll be the owner!" He says that with a goofy smile, and... even though his teeth aren't perfect and he smells like egg fried rice, I think I kind of... like him? WOAH NO WAY ;A;
I've shocked myself. I think its time to run really fast and glomp a stranger!
"ANARCHY!" I yell, sprinting toward a tall stoic man in a suit. Its probably expensive but really not that well made, judging by the way it hangs on his arms, BUT I DIGRESS! He begins to turn around with a concerned and incredulous expression at hearing my heavy footfalls approaching. "PREPARE YOURSELF!" But he has no time, I am already above him! His face contorts in shock! I tackle him to the ground like a f***ing ninja! He screams a manly scream that is very satisfying to my earholes. I laugh on the ground with him for a minute, tell him i'm going to make him a new suit, and then disappear from the courtyard with remarkable stealth and grace.
Looking on, takumi feels a sense of foreboding in the depths of his tummy.
Leaving behind the rabble gathering aimlessly in the courtyard, I skip girlishly to my chosen dorm. Obviously my parents paid a small fortune, so that my abode would sufficiently demonstrate my superiority. It towers over the surrounding buildings, and features gilded marvels of architecture and artistry rivaling that of the Sistine chapel.
I open the enormous front door, to be greeted immediately by my loyal team of personal servants bowing repeatedly, speaking a multitude of praises and well-wishes. I approach one in particular, whose hair i've personally cut into a cute bob, and dyed bright red. Her name is Charlie. We initiate our trademark greeting, which consists of two snaps and a hair flip followed by a well-timed simultaneous giggle. I then ask her to show me to the sewing room, which i trust she's already set up.
She nods excitedly and we run off together to work on two new projects: A dignified man's suit, and a french maid outfit.
A/N: I distinctly remember writing a bit where takumi's brother isami shows up, but it seems to have disappeared. I'll have to add it in elsewhere. *shrug* in summary, she punched him in the tum, because he had snuck up behind takumi, and after finding out that it's his brother, she apologizes, directly to his belly, and all is well. it was cute.