Earlier today
Footage courtesy of Phoenix's phone from a bush
We open the show with Detrick Cyrus whistling as he walks toward a vending machine. Suddenly Jesus Garza and Rey Aguayo come out of nowhere and run him over in a golf cart. Detrick flies at least seven feet into the air before crashing down to the concrete floor.
"Did we injure him?" Jesus asked, before getting a thumbs down from the camera man as Detrick tries to stumble up to his feet.
"Hey run him over again." Rey Aguayo suggests
"Great idea holmes" Jesus Garza said, before driving right into Detrick again, sending him to the ground and running over his body with the golf cart. "Do you think he's hurt now."
"My leg!" Detrick said like a fish from Spongebob
"I think you should reverse and run him over one more time just to be safe." Rey Aguayo said.
"Good idea." Jesus Garza said, before reversing over Detrick Cyrus's body. All is heard is a scream of pain
We cut to Jason Sabre with the NAW World Championship and Freddy Escobar in a hospital room with Detrick Cyrus and a doctor. Of course Jason is laying in the bed, forcing Detrick to have to sit in a chair with his leg propped up in another one.
"What do you mean he's injured? Tommorows the first night of WFA Universal Championship tournament. Who's going to beat Roman McIntyre and then do the Fingerpoke of doom spot to me in the Quarter Finals?" Jason Sabre complains.
"Don't worry, he won't be injured for long, but he will miss the three day tournament." The Doctor said.
"This is unfair to me." Detrick Said.
"This is all La Rebelion's fault. I don't know why the police didn't take me seriously when I tried to report that they ran over my brother with a Golf Cart." Freddy Escobar said.
"Did you tell them we were wrestlers?" Jason asked.
"Yeah, why?" Freddy said.
"Because you lose credibility with the police when you say that. That's why guy can literally kill each other and not get in trouble at all." Jason Sabre said as he eats Detrick's hospital food.
"That's mine." Detrick said.
"Listen Detrick, I have to compete in a tournament and you don't. I need the fuel. Here Freddy, have an apple. You're in the tournament too." Jason tosses Freddy an apple, who catches it.
"Now that's cool." Freddy said
"So how are you going to avenge me?" Detrick said.
"We mess with NAW." Jason said.
"What are you thinking?" Detrick asked.
"We end in. We #CancelNAW" Jason Sabre said.
"Wait….are you calling, who I think you're calling?" Freddy asked
"Yes." Jason grins before taking a sip from Detrick's apple juice box.
We the cut to NAW's arena where Michael Hawkins and Asher T are sitting at their table with at least 200 patrons of the strip club around, hyped as hell for the trainwreck show ahead of them.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to NAW War. Tonight is a massive show. As you know, tomorrow night will begin a three night tournament to crown the Inaugural WFA Universal Champion. However, as you saw on our Youtube channel and whenever the heck we edit into this show, Detrick was injured." Michael Hawkins said
"Man that boy was just walking and the Quad blew out like my big homie Kevin Nash." Asher T said.
"Actually he was ran over by a golf cart by La Rebelion." Michael Hawkins said
"I didn't watch the video." Asher T admits
"Well, anyways, Rain, the owner of NAW, has booked a Gauntlet match between Raptor Reigns, Jesus Garza, Rey Aguayo & Aiden Black to determine who replaces Detrick Cyrus in the block and that match starts now!"
LAX
"Please welcome the first man in the Gauntlet, Jesus Garza!" Mike Holder announces
The Truth Reigns
"And his opponent, Raptor Reigns"
The bell rings as the two big guys get in each others faces.
It's Time by Def Rebal plays
Ced and CJ Hawk, the challengers for La Rebelion's tag titles come out. The crowd boos them as they stand in front of the stage holding two plastic white chairs and then sit down in them.
Jesus and Raptor both look at them before looking back at each other and start throwing lefts and rights, back and forth. The crowd are all for the big dudes throwing bombs at each other's heads. Both grab the other by the back of the head and throw stereo punches at each other. Until they let go and back off. Then they run back at each other and check each other's shoulders, coming to a stand still. Raptor hits Jesus with an uppercut, but Jesus fires back with a knee to the midsection
Jesus whips Raptor off the ropes and delivers a back elbow. He follows by flexing his right arm and kissing his boulder of a bicep, then does an elbow drop onto Raptor for a pin fall.
1…..
Raptor kicks out. Jesus picks him up and goes for El Fin (Pumphandle Tombstone) already, but Raptor hip tosses him while he tries to set him up. Jesus gets to his feet only to eat a leaping clothesline. Jesus gets up as Raptor runs off the ropes. Jesus avoids a second Leaping clothesline and pushes Raptor into the ropes. But Raptor comes back and hits the leaping Clothesline. Raptor stands up and does a…
"OOOOO AAAAAA"
Raptor backs in the corner, going for a Arctic Blast (Spear) when Jesus gets up. But Jesus counters with a knee to the top of the head. Jesus hits him with Decimotercera Calle (Olympic Slam), before going for a pin, but suddenly a white lawn chair flies into the ring, distracting the ref. As the ref picks it up, Ced reaches into the ring and punches Jesus in the face with a gold chain, before running back up the aisle
"Hey man, that's cheating." CJ said as Ced ran completely past him. "Where are you going?"
Raptor gets to his feet while the ref throws the chair out. Raptor waits for Jesus to get up and hits him with the Reign of Pain (Attitude Adjustment) before pinning him
1….. 2…. 3
"Raptor Reigns will advance in the Gauntlet"
We cut backstage to where Rey Aguayo currently has Ced pinned against a wall and is delivering punch to the gut after punch to the gut to him. Suddenly Freddy Escobar hits him in the back with a steel chair. Ced and Freddy then club Rey with rights and lefts. Rey drops to all fours so Freddy could hit in the back with a chair. Suddenly Phoenix comes out of nowhere, runs up the wall and grabs a beam, before letting go to do a shooting star press onto both, taking them out.
Back to the ring, CJ Hawk is in the ring with a microphone with Raptor.
"Listen man, I think you should restart this match. Ced interfered and cheated. I saw it with my eyes." CJ said, before Raptor Superman Punches him. Raptor then picks him up onto his shoulders and Reign of Pain's him over the top rope and onto the floor below. Suddenly from out of nowhere, Aiden Black, his own tag partner, slides in after jumping the guard rail, and schoolboys him from behind
1… Kick Out
Aiden gets up but isn't as quick as Raptor who tears him in half with an Arc Blast!
"Nice try bro." Raptor said as he pins Aiden
1… 2….. 3
My Time by the DX Band
There is confusion as Christopher Helmsley comes out with a clipboard and paper as well as a microphone. He enters the ring, despite not being in the match.
"Listen Raptor….Adult Swim said that we need to take a commercial break and then I'll tell everyone why I'm here." Helmsley said before we cut to commercial
(Commercial)
We return as Raptor is no longer in the ring or in the vicinity. Instead it's just Christopher Helmsley. There is a table set up with a cover over it and the clipboard with paper is there.
"Raptor Reigns is backstage. Apparently, Rey Aguayo can't compete due to an attack earlier by two relics. But who cares about them. At the end of the day, they're not NAW. They're not like me. A real original. You see, NAW to some people is just a carny promotion. But to me it's home to the hottest underlooked talent that should be on the big stage. People who will gladly wave the flag of Nonstop Attitude Wrestling."
"N-A-W! N-A-W! N-A-W!"
"Jaxon Caruso. Mark Jacobs, Chris Wolf, Ricky Vasquez, Alex Drake. Myself. People who weren't given jack shit in WFA came here and made a splash. This is the breeding ground of the future of WFA, Chaos or not. Dumb shit or not. This is where the toughest and craziest Son of a bitches step up to the plate. This is the alternative in every sense of the word. We changed the game."
The crowd is all for the rah-rah speech
"Every single one of those guys I just listed are NAW guys. But I can't stand here and say that every one of them doesn't want a bigger contract. You think Mark Jacobs isn't enjoying the pay in ICW? Do you think that the Ruffians don't savor every dollar from an ACW Cameo? The bottom line is that passion doesn't pay the bills. Passion for NAW, that overrated bastard like Jason Sabre, Freddy Escobar, Detrick Cyrus, Ced, CJ Hawk and countless others don't have for this brand. Passion for this movement that none of them have….don't pay the bills. They view this as extra change. But a guy like Ricky Vasquez views this as the only reason he can scrape bye in life. That's why everyone wants to be 'Elite' or 'go to New York' or get that big ACW Contract. Because the truth is….this business is unforgiving and it will spit you out. It doesn't give a damn about your bills. About your kids. It'll wait until your bump card is full and tell you that you're done."
The crowd is hanging on every word.
"That's why we have to take every opportunity we can to make as much money as we can. So that's why I offered Luke Gray a contract to NXT. So Luke come out here and sell out. Sign this contract, go to florida and make your money."
The crowd boos the idea loudly
Flight of the Valkyries
Luke comes out to 'No chants from the NAW crowd. He enters the ring and looks at the contract, before grabbing a microphone
"The answer is no." Luke said.
"Are you stupid?" Christopher asked "You have a mom at home right? Do you really think she wants to watch her son kill himself for pennies? Luke, sell your soul. Sign the contract. Even if you're on 205 Live for the rest of your career, it's better than being on after a re-run of Family Guy at 2 AM in the morning on NAW. This is your one shot. Don't be stupid."
"I thank you for the offer….but I'm not leaving the WFA. NAW made Luke Gray. These people who called me Kid and still did, cheered me on against the greatest wrestler, in my opinion, to ever step foot in a ring. They did something on that night that no one else ever did. And that was believe in me. I can never turn my back on them." Luke Gray said
"Quit kissing the ass of people who got into this show for free, because it's a perk of being a customer in this strip club. They won't do anything for your future. Sign the goddamn contract, sell your soul to the devil and take your paycheck." Christopher said.
"No. I'm about to fight for the WFA Universal Championship tomorrow night. This is a dream. I want to fight the best in the world and the best is in WFA, not in a Performance Center, Nightmare factory or Dojo. The answer is no" Luke is adamant. Helmsley sighs, closing his eyes as the crowd pops huge.
"You did this to yourself." Helmsley said before dropping Luke with a right. Helmsley then flips over the table to reveal that a Sledgehammer was taped underneath it. He pulls the sledgehammer off the table and drives it into the skull of Luke Gray. Helmsley then picks Luke up and does it a second time. Helmsley stomps on Luke as blood drips from his forehead. Helmsley then drops the Sledgehammer and grabs the pen from the floor, before pulling Luke up to his knees by his hair. Christopher jabs the pen into his forehead. Then he does it again and again and again, until finally pulling him up into a Double Underhook and hitting a Kneel to God (Implant Buster onto Both Knees). Luke is left laying in blood.
(Commercial)
We return to Papa Hawk with Mark Jacobs, who has a grin.
"So I get bye." Mark Jacobs said.
"You better thank Christopher son. Luke's injured and we don't have enough time for a replacement." Papa Hawk said, before Jason Sabre walks in. Mark scowls.
"Sup Tommaso Ciamp-a Dick?" Jason Sabre greets, looking down on Mark.
"One day." Mark Jacobs walks past him.
"What a mark." Jason rolls his eyes. "I bet he creates himself on the WFA 2020 and pretends he could beat me in a match. Anyways, I got some bad news for you."
"What did you do?" Papa Hawk said.
"Well….just cut to the ring." Jason Sabre said.
We do indeed cut where a skinny blonde white woman with a inverted bob and highlights in her hair stands. The crowd is confused. She seems to be fairly tall at 5'9 and is wearing a pink business suit, shoulder pads in full effect.
"Everyone…. Go home…. NAW has officially been cancelled for using the ACW Trademark without permission." This woman said to boos.
"FUCK OFF BITCH" Chants starts
"Excuse me? I am a lady. Get out of here, because the cops are coming. NAW is not running a show here again. I called the state of Illinois and they are shutting down this establishment of hooker woman and drunk perverts like you people. It's over. Bye. Go home. Goodbye."
The crowd is booing as we see police enter the NAW building and trying to lead everyone out of the strip club.
We cut back to Papa Hawk's office where Jason is standing with Papa Hawk.
"Who is that?" Asked Papa Hawk
"Oh...that's Karen….and she got shut down NAW's venue." Jason Sabre said. "NAW is cancelled now. Oh well. I guess me vs Sofia will never happen."
Jason shrugs at Papa Hawk before we fade to black.
WFA Best in the Universe Night 1 Match Card (Madison Square Garden in New York City, NY)
ACW Block: "The Ace of Pro Wrestling" Jason Sabre vs "El Pendejo" Mason Rivers
ICW Block: "The Wrestler" CJ Hawk vs "El Principe" Freddy Escobar
ACW Block: "The Juggernaut of Force" Roman McIntyre vs "The Samoan Badass" Raptor Reigns
Wildcard Block: "Bird of War" Phoenix vs "Lionheart" Will Ralston
ICW Block: "Lunatic Punisher" Furno Moxley vs "The Gravedigger" Seth Sullivan
Wildcard Block: "The Magnificent One" Ced vs "Patron Saint of Pain" Chris Wolf
NAW Block: "Smokin" Ricky Vasquez vs "God of Gods" Christopher Helmsley (Winner faces Mark Jacobs)