Warning straight crack.
Now Peter Parker had lost quite a few father figures in his life. Sad I know Alexa can play her heart out.
He also had a small theory he wanted to test.
So one day whilst out Spider-manning Peter comes across a really big bad evil guy. Like kick puppies and kittens kinda bad.
This is also what lead to Peter testing his theory.
The Big bad evil guy was doing his villain monologue when pete-I mean spider-man interrupted him.
"I see you as a father figure." Spoken very confidently.
"what, Wait WHAT." The Big bad evil guy said.
Peter however did not elaborate on that.
Then Suddenly
A weather balloon fell from the sky and the Bbeg died from it hitting him on just the right spot.
"Welp that explains all the dead father figures... Probably won't work on women though." Peter mused to himself.
Later
"And then a weather balloon fell on his head." Peter was explaining to Ned what had happened.
"Dude that's epic.. Does this mean you can't be friends with the other avengers?" Ned asked.
"I dunno man. Maybe" Peter was apprehensive with that.
"Maybe you should talk with that wizard man. Mr Strange!" Ned suggested.
"Dude first off its doctor strange. I've already sat through that lecture and I don't want to start seeing him as a father figure." Peter told Ned.
Even later
"Now Peter what do you do when you've been cursed" The voice of a great man resounded through the hall. If he had and actor his name would probably be something like Brighton Corrola or similar
"Come to you sooner." Peter said in shame.
"Correct." Doctor Strange said. "Now wanna come get ice cream."
"Yes." Peter said.
Now the whole reason Peter's dads kept dying was cause he got cursed at age 2. But its all better now. All because Strange looked after the kid.
The end.
Now this is what happens when I should sleep but can't and I get an idea that I wanna read. My mind went back to the first time I heard Doctor strange was gonna be in the next Spider man film.
I turned to my brother and was like "He's gonna die because he's gonna become a father figure."
Or something similar along those lines.
anyways I'm gonna sign off just over 2AM
Bye