Chapter 1- The Fun Starts
So, guys, this is like my FIRST fanfiction on and I am pretty eager to know whether you like it or not. I'm rating it T and not K+ because well, romance and stuff is NOT suitable for 9 year olds. Okay, so this is Edmund x OC, and most of the book is going to be in third person's POV, I will give a note if it is somebody else's. It will follow the movies. In this whole book, there will be mild swearing, like 'damn' or 'shoot' and something like wth, but I'd say it is suitable for 12 year olds. Okay, finally, LETS GET STARTED! (the moment I've been waiting for)
''Ana, go! Hit it!'' the captain shouted at a girl, about 14. The girl, Elliana-call-me-Ana, was trying to kick the ball into the net when another girl kicked her in the shins. She glared at the girl. ''What?'' Abigail said innocently.
Taking this moment of distraction, Elliana kicked the ball in the net, scoring a goal for the Violet Vonders, her team. She blew a raspberry in Abigail's direction, smirking.
Next, she walked away, bumping into someone. ''I- oh hi, Oliver, sorry.''
"Oliver Janson was the referee of the stadium, but you couldn't exactly say that they were friends. They just said hi if they met, and then minded their own business. ''Graceful as usual, Brooks'' he smiled. Elliana shrugged, and walked away to the lockers, when she was ambushed by the rest of her team. ''Great game!'' Lily exclaimed.
''Wha- oh thank you, Lily.'' She replied. After getting loads of hugs, she was finally left with her closest friend, Aria. ''What was that that I saw with Oliver?'' she asked her eyes having a mischievous glint. ''Look Aria, I swear by the bible that there is nothing between him and me. And please stop forcing me to talk with him.'' Elliana firmly said.
''But can't you see? He's really cute! You need to have a date with him!'' Aria protested. ''No look, I will never ever date Oliver Janson in my whole life, and that is final!'' Elliana said, walking away. "Aria rolled her eyes. ''She's fourteen and she doesn't have a date yet.'' Aria thought. Elliana was type of pretty, but she never admitted it.
She had dark brown hair in a Diana cut, and blue – black eyes. She was taller than most of the girls in her class, including Aria. But she didn't have any interest in boys, unfortunately for Aria. She walked back home and rung the bell. ''I'm home, Mom!'' she shouted. ''Did you win the game?'' her mother asked, opening the door.
''Obviously. 'Elliana replied, as she walked in. ''Well then, CONGRATULATIONS!'' her mother shouted. ''Thanks!'' Elliana replied. ''Can I have some popcorn, mom?'' she asked. ''Yes, of course dear.'' Her mom replied. Elliana went to her room, eating the popcorn when she felt something weird.
She felt like she was going in a tube, and then she appeared in a place with trees and shrubs. She was in shock for a second, when she noticed that it was morning wherever this place was. Then, she noticed some movement in the trees.
Something brown, medium brown was moving – For a second, she thought it was an animal, then it charged straight at her. ''Who the he-?'' she was asking when she got cut off when a boy about 16, with blonde hair and cool, blue eyes, covered her mouth, refraining her from screaming.
But Elliana, who never lost her mind in such a situation, kicked him in the shins, making him lose his balance for a second, and ran away. ''Ed!'' the boy shouted. Elliana was running, when another boy, with black hair and dark eyes came running towards the first boy, and when he spotted Elliana, he caught up with her and aimed his sword at her.
''Who are you?'' the boy asked as the other one got up and approached her with his sword aimed at her neck, signifying that he would kill her if she made an attempt to run away. Not answering, Elliana kicked them both in the shins and snatched Edmund's sword from him.
The first boy to get up was the blonde one. ''Call Caspian!'' He yelled, making the other boy run back to where he came from. The boy started a duel, taking a well-aimed lunge at her feet, making her jump. Elliana didn't have any idea about sword fighting, she had not ever learnt it, but then a strange energy swooped through her, making the perfect moves to win in the duel. Her hand moved of her own accord, making her feel weird. The dark eyed boy came with another boy, with black shoulder length hair.
Elliana guessed his name was Caspian. Suddenly the blonde boy's sword's blade grazed her palm, causing a cut with blood flowing almost unstoppably. She would have lost the duel if the dark eyed boy wouldn't have snatched the sword from her hands. The next brief moment, she had two swords at her neck and one at her heart. ''What is your name?'' the dark eyed boy asked. ''Not telling you'' Elliana replied. ''If you don't, we're killing you.'' the boy with blonde hair replied.
Elliana noticed that they had, well, a British accent. ''I have no problem with being killed'' she replied. ''If that gives you pleasure, we ain't doing it'' the boy with shoulder length hair muttered. They walked on. Elliana, now, was thinking of a plan, and the one she came up with was crazily logical. So, she put it in action. ''I wanted to tell you something'', and without any answer she carried on, ''I, at home, have a fluffy blue pendant. It is really cute, and it has a lot of sparkles on it.''
The boys of course, were baffled, but nevertheless they let her go on. ''I don't know how many are there, so, I'll count them!'' she said, sounding extremely like a little girl. ''Hmm… Let me picture it in my head, so I can count…Yes. Okay, so 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20…'' she said, extremely slowly, watching the reactions of the others out of the corner of her eye. Caspian was looking at her as if she was crazy. The other two's heads were slightly tilted, and were looking at her incredulously. ''…72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 79, 80…'' she continued. Now, they were actually thinking that she wasn't sane. ''203, 204, 205, 206, 207. There were about 207 sparkles. There was a nice heart on it, and it had even more sparkles. Let me see…- ''
she was saying, when Caspian yelled ''No please don't carry on…''. ''B-But it's so interesting!'' Elliana acted as if she was mortally offended. She was mentally cackling at the reactions of the others. The dark eyed boy was regretting taking her. The blonde boy was almost going mad. Caspian was blank. Then, Elliana jumped, making the others tighten their swords and slipping out of their trance. Caspian whispered in the blonde boy's ears, ''I've got it. She's either drunk or she's mad.''
The blonde boy nodded. ''Why hello there! My name is Upsy Daisy. I love dancing and singing. Let me sing a song! My name is Upsy Daisy, I'm not at all lazy, I love to sing and dance, I'll put you in a long trance, I'm pretty and I'm really cute, sweet as a flute!'' Elliana trilled, mentally doubling over with laughter at the reactions.
Caspian was now really sure that she was crazy, and the others were blank. ''This is going to be a long story to tell to the others.'' The dark eyed boy muttered. Suddenly, Elliana jumped again, startling the lot. She couldn't control herself now. She was laughing like a maniac. The boys were again, baffled.
Finally, they reached the camp. Glenstorm the centaur was awaiting their arrival. ''Glenstorm, can you tie her to a tree? We need to question her. Elliana was still laughing, hoping it would make them feel that she was crazy. ''Yes, sire.'' Glenstorm replied, tying Elliana to a tree.
''All you lot, gather here!'' Caspian shouted. As soon as everyone was there, including the girls, they started the questioning. ''What is your name?'' The blonde boy, Peter asked. ''Ain't telling ya.'' Elliana replied. ''Are you a Telemarine?'' asked the dark eyed boy, Edmund. Elliana raised her eyebrows. ''Telemarine, as in Narnia?'' she asked.
''Yes.'' Peter answered. ''That's great! I'm stuck in a book.'' Elliana replied, hiding her surprise. Narnia? She was thrilled. A girl, with black hair, Susan, narrowed her eyes.
''A book?'' she asked suspiciously. ''Errrr… Nothing 'bout the book, but yes, actually, on a planet called Earth, we have a country called America, known as USA, and I'm from there. I suppose you're from Earth, aren't you?'' she said, addressing the four siblings. In the meanwhile, though, she was feeling her way through the knot, and believe it or not, it was a simple one. She freed herself from those, but hiding it from the others, in the fear that they would tie her again.
''Yes, we are from Earth.'' Edmund replied, hiding his surprise. ''Are you crazy?'' Caspian asked, quite knowing that if she was, then she wouldn't likely tell them.
''Depends on the way you look at it. I had made a plan, that was that I would act like I was crazy.'' She replied. ''How's that going to help you?'' Peter asked.
''It's based on two philosophies of mine. One, even though you aren't crazy but you act like you are to someone else, they will surely go crazy. Second, when you get some random boy trying to kidnap you and comes up with swords and has captured you in a jiffy, you really don't have any choice other than this.'' She said.
''Pretty rubbish philosophies.'' Caspian muttered.
''And on the other side, the knots were horrible.'' Elliana said, freeing her hands.
All of them got ready with their swords, aiming it at her. ''Duh, I'm not gonna run away, if that's what you think. Even if I did, I'd run into a bunch of Telemarine soldiers who'd kidnap me and torture me for information 'bout you.'' She said.
''Anyway, how old are you?'' Lucy, the one who seemed nice asked.
''14, born on February 19th, 2007.'' Elliana replied. ''What?'' Elliana asked, seeing the Pevensie siblings stare at her.
''You're from the future.'' They chorused.
''Ah, sorry forgot you were from the 1940's. Well, a lot of stuff has changed. We've currently got a few trends in here, thought you might wanna see them.'' Elliana said.
''Trends?'' Susan said, raising her eyebrows.
''Look at this. Number one, the floss.'' Elliana replied, doing the floss.
''That is outright weird, you know.'' Edmund said, eyeing the movements.
''There are more weird stuff, you know. Second, has no title.'' Elliana said, making K-pop hearts with her hands and then saying –''Saranghee!'' she exclaimed, receiving weird looks from everyone.
''What on earth is that supposed to mean?'' Caspian asked
''These,'' she said showing the K-pop hearts, ''is a Korean pop heart, and 'Saranghee means 'hello' in Korean.''
''Weird stuff you've got there.'' Trumpkin muttered.
''The last thing is…'' Elliana said giving a kick in the air and burst out laughing. Caspian was seriously frightened. Glenstorm remained unmoved.
''What is that?'' Susan asked.
''Nothing, a prank.'' Elliana said, still laughing.
''And Peter, The Allies win the World War 2.'' Elliana said.
''Well, thanks.'' Peter smiled.
A/N: okayyyy soo the first chapter…. 5 pages in word, the longest I've gotten to. And yes, just to clarify, this isn't a parody type of thing, it's just Elliana's plan that makes it funny. Plsss R&R! byeee!