Screen Title: #SamAndDawnAndCatAndMae
Cat is talking on the phone with her cousin Mae Valentine
"Okay Mae I'll see you real soon. Bye." Cat said
Cat hangs up her phone
"Who's Mae?" Dice asked
"My cousin. She's visiting from Boulder, Colorado." Cat replied
"Why is this the first we're hearing of her?" Sam asked
"I didn't think you would care about it." Cat replies
The doorbell rings
"Ding dong." Cat said
Cat goes to open the door and on the other side is her cousin Mae Valentine and her best friend Dawn Harper
"Cat." Mae says
"Mae." Cat said
Cat and Mae hug each other
"It's so good to see you." Mae said
"You too." Cat says
"This is my best friend Dawn Harper." Mae said
"Whoa you're Sam from iCarly." Dawn said
"Hey." Sam says
"Cat you never told me your roommate is from iCarly." Mae says
"So why is Dawn here?" Cat asked
"My brothers got sick. They have a bad fever which is very contagious so my mom and dad put them under quarantine. I didn't want to get infected so I decided to stay with Mae until further notice." Dawn said
"Nicky, Ricky and Dicky are going to be so jealous that you got to meet an iCarly star." Mae says
"One of your brother's name is a curse word?" Cat asked
"Dicky can be a name." Dawn replied
"It can also be a nickname." Mae added
"Ah okay." Cat said
"Hey Dawn are you dating anyone?" Dice asked
"Dice!" Sam yelled
"What am I not allowed to date?" Dice asked
"You're cute but I think you're a little young for me." Dawn says
"Ha you got rejected." Sam says to Dice teasing him
"Gank." Dice said
"What did you call me?" Sam asked
"Nothing." Dice says in a scared tone
"Better be nothing." Sam said
"Hey Sam can I ask you something?" Mae asked
"Does it have to do about iCarly?" Sam asked
"Yeah, what was it like?" Mae asked
"Fun. We did get kidnapped a couple of times." Sam said
"Yeah by Nora." Cat says
"Who's Nora?" Dawn asked
"A psychopath. A few months back she kidnapped me and Cat for revenge against Sam." Dice said
"Luckily I beat her butt and now she is back in jail." Sam says
"Where she belongs." Cat said
Scene now cuts to a prison in Seattle where Nora is escaping though an air vent
"Time to get my revenge on those pesky Sam & Cat's once and for all. And that idiot Dice will not get in my way!" Nora says
Nora goes through the air vent
"See ya soon Sam & Cat. Real soon!" Nora yells
Nora then sneaks on a plane to Los Angeles without being noticed
"We should be in Los Angeles in 45 minutes." A pilot says
"Oh yay for days! In 45 minutes, Sam & Cat will be mine! Mine!" Nora said as she laughs evilly
The flight attendant gives her a weird look
"Wow you have issues." The flight attendant says
Back at apartment #22, Nona is visiting and is making cookies for Mae and Dawn
"It's nice of you to visit us Mae." Nona said
"Thanks Nona." Mae said
"Hey Mae want to go for a walk?" Cat asked
"Sure Cat." Mae said
Cat and Mae walk out as Dice turns on the news
"Breaking news Nora Dershlit, who kidnapped the iCarly gang twice, has broken out of prison." The news guy said
"Nora!" Sam yelled
"She broke out again!" Dice yelled
"Was Nora the psycho chick who kidnapped you and Cat a few months back?" Nona asked
"Yes." Dice replied
"She must be on her way here to get revenge on you, Sam and Cat." Dawn says
"Cat and Mae better not get kidnapped by her." Sam said
Nora has arrived in Los Angeles and has stolen a car and sees Cat and Mae walking
"Oh good there's that idiot Cat. I guess I'll just kidnap her and that girl she's with. And since I don't see Sam Puckett anywhere, she won't be able to stop me." Nora said
Nora pulls up in front of Cat and Mae and steps out
"Hello Cat!" Nora yelled
"Nora?!" Cat yelled
"The girl who kidnapped the iCarlies?" Mae asks
"That's right. I'm back and I'm taking you two hostage." Nora said
"Run Cat!" Mae says
"Kay Kay!" Cat yelled
But before they try to run away, Nora knocks them out cold
"Sorry but you two are not going anywhere. I got plans for revenge." Nora said
Nora puts an unconscious Cat and Mae in her car and drives off
Back at apartment #22, Sam is trying to call Cat while Dawn is trying to call Mae
"Ga why isn't Cat answering?" Sam asked
"Mae isn't answering either." Dawn said
"You don't think Nora got them do you?" Dice asked
"She better not or else she's dead." Sam replied
"Maybe their phones died." Nona said
A note slips under the door and Nora runs off
"Uh Sam." Dawn said
"What Dawn?" Sam asked
"Someone just slipped a note under the door." Dawn replied
"A note?" Dice asked
"Read it." Nona said
"Okay calm down old lady." Sam says
Sam opens the note and reads it
"Oh my god!" Sam yelled
"What?" Dice asked
"Nora kidnapped Cat and Mae!" Sam yelled
"She what!" Dawn yelled
"My granddaughters were kidnapped by a psychopath?" Nona asked
"This is bad." Dice says
"We got to save them." Dawn said
"We don't know where they are." Nona said
"I do. When Dice got kidnapped a few months back, Cat and I got help from my other nemesis Nevel." Sam says
"The guy who tried to ruin iCarly but failed every time?" Dice asked
"Yes. We gave him a note and he told us that there were 3 abandoned houses 1 mile outside of Aloha Burger." Sam replied.
"Yeah that's where she trapped me and Cat last time." Dice said
"Well she must have taken Cat and Mae there." Dawn says
"Exactly." Sam said
"Well let's go save them." Nona says
"Nona you need to stay here." Sam says
"Why?" Nona asked
"Nora is a real psychotic maniac." Dice said
"She more than likely trapped Mae and Cat in a wishing well just like she did with her and Dice the last time. If she throws you down there, the fall could kill you." Sam says
"Okay I'll stay here. Just go save them from that maniac." Nona said
"Mae please be okay." Dawn said
Scene cuts to an abandoned house where Nora has trapped Cat and Mae down a well
"Let us out Nora." Cat said
"Okay." Nora says
"Really?" Cat asked
"No. Man you're stupid." Nora said
"Why is she even doing this to us?" Mae asked
"Cause she's psychotic and hates me cause I'm friends with Sam who she also hates." Cat replied
"Aw you finally got smart. How nice." Nora said
Doorbell rings
"Someone's at the door. I'll be back. Don't go anywhere. Not like you have a choice." Nora says
"I hope someone saves us soon." Cat said
"Dawn where are you?" Mae asked
Nora puts on a disguise and opens the door to see Dawn and Dice on the other side
"Can I help you?" Nora asked in a fake voice
"Yeah have you seen my best friend Mae and her cousin Cat?" Dawn asked
"No." Nora lies
"Are you sure?" Dice asked
"Yes I'm sure." Nora lies again
"Okay well have a nice day." Dawn said
"Wait do you kids want to see my basement?" Nora asked
"Why would we want to see a basement?" Dice asked
"Dice don't be rude. Sure we'll check it out." Dawn said
"Gladly." Nora says
Nora walks Dice and Dawn down the basement and throws them down the well
"WHOA!" Dice and Dawn yelled as they fall down the well
"Dice." Cat said
"Dawn." Mae said
"You guys okay?" Cat and Mae asked
"I think so." Dawn said
Nora looks down the well at her 4 prisoners
"Hello friends." Nora said
"Nora!" Dice yelled
"That's me." Nora said
"Wait you're the one who kidnapped the iCarlies." Dawn said
"Man you're all a bunch of idiots." Nora says
"Why are you doing this to us? We're not part of iCarly." Dawn said
"Yeah she's right." Mae said
"You're friends with Mae and Mae is related to Cat." Nora says
"So?" Dawn asks
"I hate Cat so if anyone is friends with her or is related to her then I hate them. And if her relatives which is Mae also has a friend which is you, then I hate them as well." Nora replies
"You're a lunatic Nora!" Dice yelled
"Aw thanks Dice." Nora replied
"How did she not get that was an insult?" Dice said to Cat, Mae and Dawn
"I even knew it was an insult." Cat said
"What are you going to do with us Nora?" Mae asked
"What I wanted to do last time I kidnapped Dice and Cat. I'm going to shave off all of your hair to turn into wigs for me to wear. And nobody's going to stop me! Not even stupid Samantha Puckett!" Nora replied
"Think again Nora!" A familiar voice yelled
Nora turns around and sees Sam Puckett is in her basement holding out her butter sock
"Oh hello Sam." Nora said
"Let my friends out of that well, go to therapy, get a life and stay out of our lives!" Sam says
"No. Fight me." Nora said
"What?!" Dawn and Mae said at the same time
"You want to fight me?" Sam asked
"You heard me Puckett." Nora says
"Kick her butt Sam." Cat said
"Yeah come on Sam. Try to kick my butt. I like to see you try. Give me your best shot!" Nora says
Sam literally grabs Nora's butt and starts spanking it hard with her butter sock
"OW! OW! OW!" Nora yelled
"NEVER MESS WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS AGAIN!" Sam yelled
"I forgot you're strong." Nora said
Sam continues to bear Nora up as the others cheer
"Destroy her Sam." Cat says
"Let me go Sam." Nora said
"Headbutt you out cold. Okay." Sam says
"No wait!" Nora yelled
Sam headbutts Nora hard which knocks her out cold
Sam then looks down at the well
"You guys okay?" Sam asked
"Yeah." Cat said
"Did you kill Nora?" Mae asked
"No they don't allow violence on kids shows." Sam said
"Don't break the 4th wall." Dice said
"Just find a way to get us out of this well." Dawn says
"Okay I'll call the cops so they can let you out." Sam says
Final scene cuts to apartment #22
"This just in, Nora Dershlit has been arrested yet again and is now placed in solitary confinement. She will never be seen again. And if she tries to escape again, she will be executed." The news reporter said
"Good riddance." Dice said
"Cat did that Nora chick hurt you and Mae?" Nona asked
"She was going to shave our hair off." Mae says
"She was going to do what?" Nona asked
"Shave our hair." Cat replied
"Then Sam came in and whopped her butt." Dawn said
"Literally. I might have broken some of her bones." Sam says
"She deserved it." Mae said
"I bet Carly would be proud of you." Cat said
"Thanks for saving us Sam." Dice said
"You guys are my friends. I would never let Nora hurt you." Sam says
"So she's back in jail?" Nona asked
"Uh huh." Sam replied
"That's where she belongs." Cat says
"I hope she dies in there." Dawn said
"Dawn." Mae and Cat said at the same time
"She kidnapped us." Dawn said
"Yeah but... oh never mind." Mae says
"Let's just be glad that Nora is out of our lives." Dice said
"Agreed." Everyone else says
The End
A/N Let me know what you think of this episode. Sorry if anyone was out of character. Although this is a crossover for Sam & Cat and Nicky Ricky Dicky & Dawn, only Dawn and Mae appear. Plus their universe is not seen at all. Since Mae and Cat have the same last name, I decided to make them cousins.