Hello everyone, and Welcome to my new Series. Yeah, the Last one was a Bust, but I consider myself a better Author now. Anyways, this will be a more Lighthearted Series (Except the last Few Chapters), so come along and witness the shit show Firsthand.
Oh, and now I have a Canonical Explanation for all my Old Series.
"Hello multiverse!"
The Man stood on Top of a Large Pink Castle, under him a Stain Glass Window of its Owner, Princess Peach. He wore a Green Suit and Bowtie and had a Sliding Glance of Hair. He had a more Anime Esque look than the rest of the Videogame Like Land.
"If your new, Hello! If you seen me onscreen before, you should know who I am".
He smiled, wickedly but in a more playful way than evil. "You might remember me from my roles in Movies as the Dastardly Villains, such as the Dark Lord Malzack, or the Great Amadeus, or the Wicked Warlock, leader of Shadows."
"Lately though, if you seen the news on the Telly, you should know that I've been in... er, tough times"
What was seen on the Audiences Screen Was a Graph with his face as the Pointer, with the line crashing through the bottom of the Graph, and into a Trashcan Below.
The Metaphor was Obvious.
"However, the Brave and Fun Corporation Multiverse Hetap (You've Killed for less Flashes on the Screen with the Company Logo) had asked me to host a Once and a Lifetime Opportunity, or more than One Lifetime if you're a Ghost"
At this Part he smiled, sure this would be the saving Grace to save his Carrer. He really should have not overdone that stupid f*cking Warlock Role. Nearly cost him his Life Savings to get put of the F*ckin Gutter Contract.
"I am Hosting… Pause for Dramatic Effect… a Multiversal Race!"
"A Race across the Multiverse, traveling from all the corners of the Place, even though if its infinite. And the Prize will be ONE BILLION DOLLARS/COINS/ AND OR ZENI!"
At this he waved to the Cameras, as the Crew turned them to 4 Helicopters in the Distance. All of them flying towards the Garden Grounds.
"12 Lucky Teams are heading here right now, to try there shot at winning the prize. Some Family, some friends, other lovers, one team are mortal enemies…"
Internally, he was thinking that the Helicopters were a bit too much. I mean, they could have spent the money on 12 Taxis and increased the Budget, but He guessed all Drama is Good Drama.
Except Rape Drama, that's never good Drama. He had leaned that lesson when a Co Worker Falsely accused him of assaulting her. Soon People got on the Bandwagon, and despite him clearing his name, the reputation ruined prospects from both genders and his reputation.
With that thought, he grimaced as the Cameras focused on the teams. He crawled his way from the Bottom of the Totem Pole to the Top. He would let no one ruin him again, no matter the cost.
Murder even, he thought Jokingly.
But as the Cameras turned to him, he put on the smiles, hiding from the Audience a man who Might snap one day.
"Anyways, lets meet our Contestants, and see which one has a shot at winning the Prize".
1ST Contestants: Mario and Bowser, from Nintendo.
Mario and Bowser sat on a Park Bench, both wearing Formal clothes, a far cry from there Iconic outfits.
Mario had no hat on, and instead wore a Vacation Shirt, with Sun Shines, and Glasses. Bowser wore Cardigan pants and a Sweater.
(Note, the Interviewer is Noted by Black Text)
So…why are the once Great Enemies now working together?
They both turned to Each other before saying, 'Peach".
Uhm… care to elaborate?
Bowser: No…
The Interviewer preceded to Gulp Audibly, before getting to the Next Few Questions Prepared for him.
So how has your experience working together been?
Mario: Well even though we do have our tough spots, we have been enjoying our time together as friends.
Bowser: Yeah, he has been amazing friend, surprisingly. We do Go Karting; we take cooking course on Sundays-
Mario: I make a mean Ravioli.
Bowser: And he helps me take care of Junior, and yeah, we have our disagreements-
Mario: Read, "Times when we Blow up Nearby by Buildings"
The interviewer did not know whether to take that as a Joke or not.
Bowser: -But the rest of the experience has been great.
So have you been dating or-
Bowser: Say one more Question Like that Pal and you are out.
Right… so why do you think you will win the Race?
Mario: We have been fighting each other for 15 Years, we know all our strengths-
Bowser: And weaknesses-
Mario's: So, we will have a great grip on our Skills.
So… Like a married couple?
The Camera then proceeded to cut out as the two gave the interviewer Death Glares.
He was later found, covered in ash and soot no less In the Park with a Note.
"We are not gay, Just Friends".
2nd Luigi and Rosalina, from Nintendo.
The two sat on the Comet Observatory Library, both wearing their Iconic Outfits.
So... how did you two get together?
Luigi: Me and Daisy were Kind of Off and On, but eventually, we decided it just was not working out.
What made you two come to that realization?
Luigi: When we went to a Sandwich shop, we could not decide on a Condiment. A Freaking, condiment. And none of us wanted to concede the other had a Point. Now usually, I eventually just concede, and let her win, but we just kept arguing until eventually the whole shop noticed us.
Embarrassing?
Luigi: Understatement of the Infinity. We decided that it was not worth arguing to continue. We are still good friends, just not a good couple.
When did you and Rosalina start dating?
Rosalina (Exiting her Trance and startling the Interviewer): He came over one night to visit me. We spent the night with each other-
The reviewer stared her, expecting Elaboration.
Rosalina: No, not that way-
Luigi smiled at her, a grin that made her flutter inside.
Rosalina (Blushing): Well maybe that way, and we found that we enjoyed each other's company, and the rest is History.
So why do you think you will win the tournament?
Luigi: I fought the Ghost King of our world 3 times and won all three, I have rescued Mario Multiple times-
Rosalina: And I am the Space Goddess-
Luigi: We have got this.
Speaking of Mario, what's up with him and Peach?
Rosalina: If you do not want to get hurt further, do not ask.
3rd Vegeta and Trunks (Future), DBZA
The Saiyan Prince (Of all of 3 Saiyan's and two Half breeds) sat on the Bench at Capsule Corp, his Future son at his side (Well, his Future son from a alternate Universe).
So, trunks, why did you decide to come back from the Future?
Trunks: Well, my mom said I had not spent enough with him for some reason-
He shuddered at this, remembering his one year stay in the Time Chamber with no positive reinforcement, and although his Father was Kinder(?), he was not going to enjoy the experience.
Trunks: -so when she saw this whole tournament deal, she kinda forced me to go back and participate with him.
And Vegeta, why did you pick him?
Vegeta: Well, I originally wanted Gohan, since he was so stronger than him-
Trunks rolled his eyes at his Father's Ego.
Vegeta: -but when the Boy refused, and my son returned, I took the best of what I could get.
So Trunks are your sloppy seconds?
Vegeta: Yes I guess.
Trunks: Father…
Anyways, why do you think you will win the Tournament?
Vegeta (Standing up): Because-
Trunks (Facepalming): Oh, Crap Baskets…
-I have ascended beyond mere Mortal Race Contestants, and all your staff. I am no mere Saiyan warrior, nor Prince.
I am a SUPER SAI-
You can't go Super Saiyan.
Vegeta: … What?
Tournament Rule Sorry.
Vegeta: … FU-
And that's it for the first Chapter, the rest of the Contestants will be introduced next one, and then we can finally get on to the story.
So… what do you think, is it good, is I bad, is I somewhere in between? Who knows?
Anyways, see ya sometime next week.
List of Series Included:
Nintendo
DBZA
Other Anime to be decided.
Some Western Cartoons.
And a few more.