Did you know that Meatspin has no credited creator? This is because the Meatspin penis has been around from before time began and it will continue to exist long after humanity's destruction

Did you know that the looping clip from Meatspin comes from a shemale porn video? The Meatspin penis then killed the two participating porn stars shortly after filming was done in order to prove that no one has any authority over it.

Did you know that when adobe flash shut down, you can still access Meatspin by downloading an early version of the Pale Moon browser with these instructions . ? This was put in place by the Meatspin Penis in order to demonstrate that there is literally no way to stop the Meatspin Penis if it decides to go rogue and that humanity will only live for as long as it says it does.

Did you know that Meatspin is actually a reimagining of another clip from another website known as Ridin Spinnaz? This is just a demonstration of the Meatspin Penis's power to evolve and adapt to any possible attacks you can throw at it, so don't get any ideas.

Did you know that the world record for the amount of spins on Meatspin is 10,000,112 and is held by a group of Irish college students? It is believed that when the endtimes come, these college students will serve as the Meatspin Penis's heralds to assist in its reign of terror

Did you know that if you want to meet the Meatspin Penis in person, then all you have to do is go in front of a mirror and cut yourself to the bone while singing "You Spin Me Right Round" by Dead or Alive? The Meatspin Penis will then appear to you as you begin to fall unconscious from the bloodloss. When you wake up, you'll find that every single one of your family members has perished in an unfortunate accident with the authorites unable to find the culprit, you'll know the truth though.

Did you know that all the religions on earth are actually just fragments and pieces of the Meatspin Penis's much more complex and cosmic backstory? No one can truly pinpoint which parts are true and which parts are false, and no one has ever survived an attempt to do so.

Did you know that the Meatspin Penis is watching you read all of this right now and is disgusted with your existence?

Did you know that the Meatspin Penis has been in your house the entire time and you never noticed it because your mind can't comprehend such a horrifying sight?

The Meatspin Penis will come for you fellow reader, and no matter how much you prepare, you still won't be ready to face its unfathomable wrath.