"Hello there, my name is Zenoparakeet, your host, and recently it has come to my attention that WHDAAA's chapter 15 is completed. (Moe just needs some WIFI to upload it) As a result I have come up with 10 tips to help you prepare for this future event.
#10) Do ten push ups.
I know this is more than the norm, but trust me you do not want to get fat and then suffer crippling mental and physical health, because you read WHDAAA for 15 hours straight. As Lebron James would say, "Just do it!"
#9)Do 5 seconds of Zen Meditation
To do this you want to go into the standard doggy style position and then moan really loud. Then close your eyes and count up to 5 seconds. Then open your eyes and moan really loud again. For the best success rate, do this in public(or in prison).
#8) Sleep
Remember to sleep 8 hours so that you feel hella fresh when WHDAAA day arrives. Scientifically, it is better to do this with a Futa body pillow right next to you (preferably with a visible cock). Also, keep your door open so that your family could walk in and post a picture of you to instagram.
#7) Play Minecraft
If you didn't know, the fanfic creator "Reactionist", otherwise known as the gae boi, loves minecraft. To truly appreciate the work of art known as his WHDAAA, remember to play some good old gamer-craft because the author is sure to allude to the rich lore that is "Minecraft-6 Kingdoms".(Also he has a minecraft server lol)
#6-3) Damn
I'm getting bored so I'm skipping these ones
#2) Re-Watch Re:Zero,\
DO IT, THE COUNCIL DEMANDS IT
#1) Join the Church of Ram
To truly excel in life, you must become a Ram simp. Join the church of Ram discord, it is amazin! /GfxjCtSm
Yours truly,
Zenoparakeet"
Zeno-Damn, I am finally done writing lol.
Random guy- Why did you add this scene
Zeno-I confess, I love you Amir
Authors Note- I had a lot of fun writing this shitpost, lol. Also, I wasn't lying, apparently Chapter 15 is coming out soon, go read it. Also Also, Ram is best girl. Finally, I love Monster Hunter. Bye.