A/N:Lol him and Lita were supposed to be married but she never showed up XD. This also takes place in Melbourne, FL (not in Australia who also has a city called Melbourne)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS USED IN THIS STORY!!!
Today was the day of Kane and Lita's wedding. He decided to give her a second chance, after when she cheated on him for Edge from those storylines but this time, he will make sure she marries him for real. His best man, Mark (aka Undertaker), was wearing an elegant tuxedo. Him, unlike Kane, was quite awkward for this celebration.
"Mark, I cannot wait to marry that red haired rebel this time" Kane says
"Something is missing in this picture. No one has arrived here yet and you sure want to marry that hot chick Edge has been chasing over the past few years ago during storylines" Mark replied to his brother's excitement.
"Me dude, the wedding starts like an hour from now. Give them time, they could be dressing up elegantly for this amazing celebration" Kane replied back
Meanwhile at Randy and Edge's house...
"Edge, can you please hurry up! We'll be late for the wedding!" Randy yells at the top of his lungs, reminding his lover to finish dresssing up
"I personally don't care about Lita getting married, but hopefully Kane will put some sense into her about staying together for eternity" Edge replied back
That's when Dave enters the house, holding out a cool box.
"Hey guys! Check this baby out!" he says. "I got a new Nintendo Switch!"
"A NINTENDO SWITCH?!?" Edge hurries downstairs and jumps into the couch- "In the name of Bob, plug it in Dave!"
"EDGE!?" Randy says furiously- "Does it look like we have the time to sit here and play video games??"
"Sure Ran. There's ALWAYS time for games! Come on, we are playing Mario Kart!" Edge says excitedly
"Alright...I call Bowser!" Randy takes off his shoes and sits down right next to Edge
Back to the church...
"The wedding is 30 minutes away! Where in the world is everyone at??? Mark says, starting to get impatient
"Come on Mark, give them some time. Patience is a virtue. I'm sure everyone will be here on time." Kane said
"I was just saying. Obviously it is quite damn rude for the invited guests not to show up by now" Mark replied back, pacing in circles
"Watch your language! We are at church!! Oh by the way, it IS a Sunday! So that means they are somewhere near here" The big red monster replied back to Mark's outburst comment
"I wonder where the priest is at?" Mark asked, letting the question hang into the air
At the park, Father Michaels is eating sushi, enjoying every bite of it until he looks at the watch and starts to panic.
"Oh dear! I gotta go officiate the wedding!" Shawn said to himself. He then cleans up himself, rushes towards the church. However, he stops upon seeing a little girl named AJ.
"Why hello little AJ" says the priest, placing an arm around her. "Have you been to chruch today?"
Back at the church...
"Kane, this wedding starts in THREE MINUTES! I swear if they arent here on time, I'll chokeslam and tombstone everyone near a graveyard!" Mark says with a hint of anger in his voice
"Mark, calm down! I'm sure everyone is beating the traffic to get here!" Kane replied
Meanwhile...
Alex Riley was driving along the beautiful beaches of Melbourne, making his way to the wedding.
"It looks like good timing here. Oh oh, I need to take a tinkle!" He stops the car and makes his way to the petrol station's washroom. He heads towards the stall until a large monster pops out of the toilet!
"What tha fluff?" Alex quietly says, wetting himself. The large monster snarls and starts to bite him. Unbeknownst to A-Ry, a camera was rolling, filming the whole thing meaning that Jack and Maryse were laughing their butts off seeing how scared Riley was in the bathroom all alone from behind the monitor. A logo also popped up that read as: "HIDDEN MONSTERS IN BATHROOM"
Back at the church...
"No one is here yet! The wedding starts IN TWO MINUTES!" Mark growls at the empty seats in the place
"Mark, everyone sure does have a valid reason for being late" Kane replied back