Naruto was on the guitar. He was shredding so hard.
Oh my god Naruto! I have to sneeze!
Go ahead babe.
Thank;aksjdzjhad, ahh there we go. I feel so congested.
That's understandable.
I need to blow my nose. BRB.
Sure thing babe.
The babe stepped out for a moment.
This is the time to get a coffee.
I'm back.
Who are you?
What?
I'm sory do I know you?
What? Lol stop fooling around Naruto!
I'm sory I don't know who you are.
Naruto this isn't funny.
I'm not playing around with you, I don't know who you are or why you're here. Do you know me?
Naruto... Oh god... What's happening to you?
Naruto turned into a slightly taller cyborg version of himself. The metal sheets wrapping around his body replacing certain patches of his skin. He definitely looked werid.
Sorry I think I was stuck in a firmware update.
Ohhh god, you had me scared for a sec lol
Yeah sorry lol It's so stupid, they say that they'll update the system in the background and that you can continue to use your device in the meantime, but so many resources are being used up by the update that it makes the user experience elsewhere really difficult.
Yeah I hate that. Not to mention all of the broken features they push out and then hotfix.
Ugh its the worst.
Naruto and the groopie were in agreement, both folding their arms and nodding to each other.
Well I best get back to practice.
Oh yeah of course! Glad you're okay.
Naruto smiled.
Aw you're swet. Thanks babe, I'll see you later tonight.
Sure thing bubby.
The groopie pushed the swinging doors open and left the studio. Naruto was now alone.
Naruto got back to his booth and sat down. He started strumming his guitar and realized it was a bit out of tune. He grabbed his cheap tuner and started tightening and loosening the turning things.
Sasuke appears in the blink of eye, falling out of a purple swirling portal. He lands on all fours beside Naruto. He's covered in blood and mortally wounded.
Sasuke! Oh God, are you okay!
Does it look like I'm okay...
Stupid question! Sorry! What's going on Sasuke?!
Get help...
Yes yeah! Duh, of course!
Naruto weaved the classic hand signs.
Doppleganger Justu!
Two more Narutos appeared beside them. They both looked to the real Naruto for confirmation, and Naruto gave them the cue to get going. The two clones ninja ran out of the studio as fast as they could. They were going to get help, but considering they had never been in this town before, they didn't know where any medics would be available. Naruto hoped that his clones would be back as soon as possible.
Sasuke turned over onto his back, showcasing the deep gashes in his stomach. Huge slices that tore deep into his body, but were not bleeding. Sasuke had clearly codurised the wounds he could reach before he summoned the portal. A good decision, otherwise he would have clearly passed out from loss of blood, and who knows what would happen after that.
I'm sorry to interupt the story as it gets going, but JRock is fucking amazing my godddddd, thank god for Japanese culture
Sasuke... Do... What do I do?
Stupid dobe...
Sasuke turned his head away from Naruto, grinning slightly. Naruto saw this and took it as a good sign that maybe he wasn't as injured as he previously thought.
Stop... The bleeding on... My back...
Naruto being the idiot he is finally noticed that a pool of blood was growing on the veneer floor. Naruto grabbed Sasuke and pulled him forward quickly.
AhH!
Upon hearing Sasukes scream Naruto realizes he just threw Sasuke forward with no consideration for his wounds. He clearly hurt him.
Sory...! I...!
Fucking dobe...!
Naruto, being more gentle now, push Sasuke onto his chest, examining his back for damage. It looked like most of the gashes on his back were smaller than the ones on his front, but they were still terrible. Before moving on Naruto felt the urge to ask
What happened...?
Wincing in pain still, Sasuke said
Stop bleeding now, story later...
Sasuke barely had enough energy to argue with Naruto. This upset both of them.
Right... Ask later... Bleeding...
Looking at Sasukes back, he suddenly pushed Sasuke back into his arms to look close at his face.
You can count on me Sasuke! I'll get yo-
AAHHHHHH! FUCK!
Naruto again had moved Sasuke around too roughly and caused him a great deal of pain. As Naruto realized his mistake, he saw that Sasukes back was now bleeding much more than a moment before. Teh rocking back and forth of Sasukes torso had opened some wounds on his back. Narutos eyes widened, and he made the executive decision to not tell Sasuke that he just made the situation worse.
Suddenly, a pair of two individuals burst through the studio doors, both wearing white gowns and carrying emergency treatment kits.
Give him 'er!
One of the medics slid onto his knees and reached Sasuke and immediately shoved Naruto back onto his ass.
Hey...!
Get out of here I need room!
Before he could protest, the other medic grabbed Naruto from behind and pulled him out of the small booth. He was thrown to the floor and landed square on his face.
Ow!
Sorry, we ran as fast as we could!
One of the Naruto clones said to the real Naruto as he reached to help him up. Naruto accepted his hand and paused on all fours.
We couldn't find a real hospital but we did fine a ma and pop style clinic a ways away.
That's good...
Naruto wiped his face with his sleeve. He noticed that there was snot on his jacket now, and it hadn't occured to him that he had been crying. The situation was intense, and he was too caught up in the moment to realize he was this anxious.
Here...
The clone took the liberty of grabbing Naruto by his arm and reached for a rolling chair for him to sit on. Naruto obliged and the clone continued to crouch in front of Naruto.
Keep it together me.
I am.
Sasuke moaned in pain. Even through the sound proof walls, his screams could be heard into the mixing room.
Naruto turned to face the window pane that separated them. Sasuke was now covered in a few bandages, but he was still bleeding. The bandages that were afixed to his gut were already soaking into red messes, and the medics continued to treat his wounds. They were moving impressively fast.
Are they... Are they ninja?
I don't know, I think they're just medics.
fuck I hit my limit for tonight lol I didn't even get to the good story bits. UGh I hope this doesn't turn into another fic that I abandon. Whatever there are no rules in stream of conciousness except to move forward without looking back. Thanks for reading fellow Naruto weebs, stay safe
5:12am 9/15/21