It Must Be Bunnies!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't need a disclaimer. Or, you know, be writing this fanfiction at all.
Timeline: Right before 'Hell's Bells'
Anya stared in horror at the sight in front of her.
"How could those little twitchy fuzzballs do something this awful?! I knew they would attack again one day, but like THIS?!"
"Miss," the shop owner said. "I need you to calm down."
Anya turned to her. "How can you tell me to calm down?! Bunnies ATE part of my bridesmaid dresses two days before my wedding!"
The owner twitched uncomfortably. "Well, I'm, um, sure we can find some way to fix it…" she said, not sure what to make about the bunny accusation.
"How long is that going to take?" the bride-to-be asked.
"Um, maybe a couple days...?"
"A couple days!" Anya screamed. "I don't have a couple days! I need them now!" She grabbed the dresses, both ruined and not, and walked out of the store. She could find her own way to fix it.
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"Xander!" Anya yelled as she entered his apartment.
'What is it, Ahn?" he asked.
"Bunnies ruined my bridesmaids dresses!" she cried.
Xander frowned. "Are you sure it was bunnies?" he asked.
"Of course I'm sure! Do you think I haven't seen their work before!"
"Well, it's just… Why would bunnies want to ruin your bridesmaid dresses?"
"Because," she said, like she was speaking to a small child, "Bunnies hate me. After I became a vengeance demon, I forgot to feed the bunnies I had."
"You're saying that because you forgot to feed some bunnies a thousand years ago, the entire species hates you?"
"YES!"
Xander looked at her. "Why don't we just focus on fixing the dresses?"
For those of you confused on the line dividers, look at them sideways (Hint: they're bunny heads).