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Naruto Uzumaki hated many things. I hated perverts, rapists, oh he especially hated those rapists, the 3 three minutes it takes to boil ramen, but there was one thing Naruto hated the most.
It was seals.
He hated them with a fury of 1000 suns.
Being an Uzumaki, the clan that was heavily associated with seals. Many Uzumaki took seals as pets and others signed the illustrous seal contract. You couldn't take seals away from the Uzumaki clan and vice versa.
Naruto on the other hand, was one of the few are Uzumaki who had trouble with seals. For you see, one day he attempted to help the stranded seal that was beached along the coastal lines of fire nation, and sought out to help that seal be returned back to the ocean so it can be reunited with it's family.
Unfortunately, the seal noticed the young boy that was approaching him, and this boy was blond. Blond. Yes, this boy was a blond one, and not a redhead, the signature trait of the Uzumaki.
Seals only ever allowed those of Uzumaki descent come near them. This young seal wasn't aware of the fact that the Uzumaki clan can crossbreed with other humans, those of different linages. Thus, unaware that that Uzumaki without the signature redhead existed.
SLAP.
Naruto could only look on as tears poured out. He only wanted to help the baby seal but only to be slapped by stubby little paws. What did he do to deserve this? He only wanted to help.
Looking at the glare the seal was giving him, a glare that Naruto was used to receiving from the villagers of the hidden leaf who hated him; Naruto snapped.
Quickly summoning his chakra chains, Naruto used said chains to yeet the beached seal like a little bitch. As the seal was flying to the ocean, she realized at this point, she slapped an Uzumaki, to amend for her crimes, she committed seppuku. A seal who betrayed an Uzumaki was not worthy of life.
This piece of information never came to Naruto as he was too busy brewing with hatred for seals. Fuck them. Fuck the lot of them. Fuck seals!
Ever since that fateful day, Naruto became known to be one of the few uzumaki that hated seals.
In his dark days in angst and hatred, Naruto's homies helped him out and realize that he didn't need seals in his life.
He had his homie humans!
Truly, seals are hard, people are easy.
The end