John Phoenix was sleeping in his bed at the Phoenix and Co. Law Offices. He was resting peacefully. Then he suddenly started shaking violently and tossed the blanket off his bed and he screamed in rage!
"Master, are you okay!" said Genji, running in with a glass of water.
"No! No I am not okay, Genji! Why would I be okay, when Dylan Fitchar is still walking around a free man?"
"Master, you appear to have forgotten. Mr. Fitchar is no longer a free man. He is in jail."
"That is not good enough! He still has about ten square meters to walk around in! He does not deserve those ten square meters! I want him dead!"
Genji closed his eyes and tilted his head downward solemnly.
"Master, I believe I have failed you by not letting Dylan get the punishment he deserves. Meanwhile you have accomplished great feats for me. I owe my life to you... so sure, I guess I'll help you commit the most gruesome murder imaginable."
John Phoenix smiled. Finally, justice was going to be served!
Genji took out his phone and dialled a number. "Hideyoshi, I need your help."
Dylan Fitchar was staring at a crack on the wall of his prison cell. He liked staring at this crack. There were many cracks on this wall of his, but this was his favorite.
Just then, the crack got a little large. Dylan leaned forward and stared at the crack inquisitively when suddenly the wall got smashed to pieces right before his eyes!
"Nooo, my favorite crack in the wall! What the fuck, man?!" Dylan shouted.
"Dylan, through here, quickly!" said someone on the other side of the hole in the wall. Dylan realized this person was helping him escape so he ran out.
That's when he heard a gunshot and a sharp pain hit him in the gut and he collapsed, for the man had shot him! Dylan looked up and saw his attacker was a Japanese man with black hair and a gun.
"Heh heh," the mann giggled and clutched his beloved gun. Then, another man appeared, and Dylan recognized him as the butler of his nemesis!
"Good work, Hideyoshi, and to your gun too," said Genji. "Now, let's let John Phoenix finish the job."
Genji and Hideyoshi tied Dylan up and carried him on a stick to John Phoenix. John Phoenix beat him and stabbed him over and over and roasted his corpse over a fire like a pig and when they were done they ate him to remove the evidence.
And so, they were finally rid of Dylan Fitchar forever! Or so they thought...
