A beautiful sunshine rose above Central Town City. Why town and city were in the same name is still unknown to literally anyone, but nonetheless the less the residents were happy. Not a car roamed the street besides the occasional delivery and trash truck. The civilians enjoyed the warm sunlight that brushed over them, and tourism was at an all time high due to the radical heaps in prehistoric reconstruction research our lovely town was known for. Everything was going to be a good day for little ol' me. Up until the explosion happened. I opened my eyes and looked. I realized I was upside down and swung myself upwards grabbing the pole with my hands instead of my legs. I was at least thirty-stories off the ground after all, seeing is hard enough.
"Someone's robbing a bank? In my city? Bloody hell…" I mumbled, the last part in a British accent. I did like to play with my voice from time to time. I let go and started descending to the ground. I watched the civilians run away from the explosion. Better for me, they won't get caught in the crossfire. I slowed my fall as I approached the ground, levitating for a moment before landing softly. I wanted to cause as little property damage as I could afford. I put my hands into the pockets on my sweater and walked toward the now flaming bank.
"The target's not here. Move on to the-"
"Hey chrome-dome!" I yelled. Why do I feel the sense of copyright coming my way? I looked over to the guy...err, robots. They were big and bulky, with a head the and body shaped like eggs, large blue-eyes and glowing blue teeth similar to a smile. There were ten in total. They brought out guns, with a fin on top and a round clip on the bottom. "Guns? Really? Geez now I know this isn't Dr. MetalRebel. Not only is he not stupid enough to give you guys blasters, but your way too round...and you'd be letting out some kind of weird speech too."
Oh yeah, it'd probably help if I described myself. What? I can break the fourth wall! Yeah well, we'll get to that later. Anyway you're probably expecting some weird furry animal with a power that doesn't make sense considering the world they are from, and you'd be wrong! I had on a pair of blue jeans, a black sweater that had my number 1 waifu on it and said 'best girl', with a black pair of shoes. I had a pair of blue eyes behind my sunglasses, some fair white skin, and was five-foot-eight. I have some messy brown hair. In Case you're wondering, yes I'm "human". It's a very...stretch of a term but it works well enough. The robots started shooting balls of energy at me. I dodged quite easily and launched forward, punching my fist into the one who shot at me and ripping through its side. I did a spin-kick knocking the robot into another, before rushing forward and ripping it in half. I speed blitzed three more before landing between two of them. I jumped in the air letting two of them blow each other up. I ran forward behind another robot. The remaining two started shooting the one I held hostage, and so I ripped it's arms off and bashed the other two with them.
"Too easy!" I declared rolling my shoulders. "I was worried about another mad scientist, but these things are pathetic...the hell were they attacking a bank for anyways? Oh well. At least nothing bad will happen now." I saw another explosion in the city, and sighed facepalming. "I had to say something."
I flew into the air on top of a building and stared over. As I walked I kicked something. I looked down and picked it up. A shining blue gem. I picked it up, and as I did I felt a strange sensation from it, so I pulled out a backpack, put it in there, and dropped it on the roof before continuing to fly off towards the other explosion. We'll talk about how I pulled a backpack out of nowhere later. I landed at the sight.
"Well albe. I've never seen a bucket of bolts so ugly." I yelled. The robot turned around. It was very different from the others. This one was small. Probably at my waist the tallest. It was blue, with yellow hands, red-eyes. "Huh...are you a rat?" As I asked the question the blue robot blurred forward and headbutted me, sending me flying back. I stood up, spat some blood out of my mouth and wiped it off. "Ow. Alright metal rat. Maybe I'll try a little."
The metal blue rat charged up yellow electricity around him and charged at me, he slowed down which allowed me to fly up and around and dodge various attacks. After that he seemed to start smoking, meaning he was overheating. I dashed forward and kicked the thing in the head, sending it up into the air. Now I can't actually fight in the air very well, hence why I try to keep to the ground. The blue rat flew around me in a circle, creating a speed mirage. I kicked one of the afterimages, and in return got hit in the stomach. I however countered with a knee to his head, if you can call them that, and spin-kicked it into a car. I huffed and put my arm out. A portal opened and my backpack fell through. I pulled out the blue gem.
"Now that the rat is taken care of, what do I do with you…" I mumbled. I got hit in the back by the metal blue rat and it took the gem. "Okay that's just foul play." The blue-rat's eyes blinked red, it brought the emerald into the air. It started to glow brighter and brighter, before it slammed the emerald into its chest. I felt a shock wave of a weird energy push me back. "I feel like I should stop this."
As electrical power started to form around him, a blue blur passed by my left while a black blur passed my right. They hit the robot and the blue jewel popped out.
"Sorry metal, but we'll be taking that."
"The hell?" I asked. In front of me was a blue...creature, with a black and red edge redux version of him. The blue creature turned around.
"Hey there! You okay?"
"The bloody hell are you!?" I asked. The blue creature laughed.
"Yeah I expected that." The blue creature said. "I'm Sonic! Sonic The Hedgehog! The broody guy next to me is Shadow."
"This feels extremely rushed and sudden, but okay...friend of yours?" I asked.
"Sure he is. That's a metal version of me that an old enemy of mine made." Sonic informed me.
"So he's...Metal Sonic. I can see how that works. So am I gonna finish him off or-" I started, but Shadow disappeared in a flash. He re-appeared to flip into the air and kick Metal in the chin, followed by him appearing above Metal and punching him back to the ground. His shoes levitated him into the air as he put his hand to his side with a yellow electricity forming in it.
"Chaos Spear!" Shadow yelled, throwing multiple bolts of energy shaped like spears to blow up the metal robot. He then landed back on the ground and huffed. "I'm the coolest."
"Maybe in your universe, but you're mine buddy. I rule supreme." I told him. Sonic walked up.
"How did you know we were from another universe?" Sonic asked.
"Besides me having done some universal travel myself, you're a bunch of apomorphic animals. We don't have any of those around here. Well I suppose I could be an exception but that's by technicality. You wanna tell me the jigg?" I asked, raising an eye-brow.
"No." Shadow said before letting Sonic finish. "He's only going to slow us down, Sonic. We should stay small and fast before Eggman get's more emeralds."
"You mean like the one I found?" I asked.
"C'mon Shadow! We need all the help we can get!" Sonic told his edgy friend. Shadow turned around and crossed his arms.
"Whatever." Shadow said.
"Well if it's help you want, I can deliver. Are there any more of those emeralds?" I asked.
"Chaos Emeralds. And yes, but we don't know for how long. Our enemy, Eggman, has two of them. It's a long story." Sonic said.
"I see. Well we'd better head back to my place. My maid and friends can help us. I think...don't know if they've been training." I said.
"You have...a maid?" Sonic asked. Shadow groaned and facepalmed.
"Yup. And she's super strong. She could send me flying." I told Sonic.
"Wait so, she's more powerful than you?" Sonic asked
"Yup."
"And she's your maid?"
"Technically slave but we don't go into that technicality."
"How did that happen!?"
"Well it's a long trip I guess I can tell you the story."
"Okay then..."
"This is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down..."
"Uh-huh...oh hey, you forgot your name." Sonic asked. I stopped.
"I guess I did…" I mumbled. I did a quick turn around and gave a thumbs up. "My name's SMDBZX! That's a mouthful so just call me Michael! And welcome...to the SMDBZX universe! Where "bee-essery" and randomness rains supreme! Hopefully this adventure ends soon...because if it doesn't something bad will happen…"
This may or may not be continued. We'll have to see.