Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo. OCs & fanfic belongs to me.
Chapter 1: Celebrating Uryu Ishida's Birthday
Uryu had just woken up to the sound of his phone going off.
He grabbed it as he read the messages from his friends and family.
"Happy Birthday Uryu! Hope it's a good one!" Ichigo said in the text.
"Hi Uryu! Happy Birthday! I hope you'll have a good day today!" Orihime said also.
"Hello Uryu, happy birthday, hope all is well." Chad said.
"My Love! Happy birthday! Are you doing anything today? I would love to go on a date with you.~" Nemu said.
"Happy birthday son, if you're not so busy, I would love to go on a walk with you. -Dad." Ryuken said also.
Uryu smiled as he replied back to the texts thanking all of his friends and his dad.
"Babe, let's go on a date tonight. Can you sneak out?" Uryu texted his girl then he texted Izaya.
"HELP! I'm going on a date with my girl, Nemu. I don't know where to go!" Uryu said as he panicked, getting out of the bed.
"YAY! And yes, my dad is out and about today so he should be gone nearly all day. I'll get ready, babe.~" Nemu said as she headed to Rangiku.
"We're going on a date. Mind helping me get all dolled up?" Nemu literally asked her busty friend in front of her silver haired fiance as they nearly dropped their food.
"Wait, you're asking me to give you a makeover? Really~!?" Rangiku squealed.
Gin chuckled, "She wants ta look pretty for her man, kitten.~"
"YES! I'll help you, go to my room and I'll meet you there." Rangiku said.
Nemu happily hugged Rangiku as she squealed happily, a little loud when everyone turned their heads to them.
When Nemu left to Rangiku's room, everyone then went to Gin and Rangiku.
"Gah! Hey everybody, enjoying your day?" Rangiku asked nervously.
"What was that all about, Rangiku? Is Nemu going somewhere?" Momo asked.
"Y'all we're squealing like y'all saw some hot guy walking by. No offense, Gin." Yumichika said as he giggled.
Gin shook his head.
"Actually, Nemu wants to go on a date with her man tonight, and she asked me to help her get all dolled up.~" Rangiku said as she giggled.
"EEEK! How exciting~! I want to help!" Momo said.
"Same here! I'm so proud of her. Wait, who's her man?" Rukia asked.
"Uryu. They've been dating for like a year now, honey." Renji said.
Alice gasped, "Can I help too?"
"YES! You all may help! Meet me in my room." Rangiku said as she winked at her girl friends.
Alice, Momo, and Rukia all cheered happily.
Everyone then smiled as they nodded going back to their business.
No one has noticed that Captain Kurotsuchi was standing a few feet away, hearing all the nonsense. He clenched his fist.
"First Izaya marrying a man, now my dumbass lieutenant dating a damn quincy!? How disgusting!" Mayuri said under his breath as he stormed off.
Gin saw and heard what Captain Kurotsuchi said as he gulped.
Izaya, Ichigo, and Orihime were at Uryu's place helping him get all ready for his date.
"You do realize that, your girl was supposed to pick what restaurant y'all want to go to, right?" Izaya asked.
"Well yeah, but it's just that…..we have never been out together like this…...alone. Her dad….I mean-" Uryu choked on his words.
"Does he approve?" Orihime asked while fixing Uryu's hair still.
"No. Nemu tried to tell him and she told me that he'll slap her. He even told her to break up with me." Uryu said, trying to hold back his tears.
His friends gasped.
"He needs to get over himself. Break up with you? You haven't done anything weird to her." Ichigo said.
"Well he doesn't care about that, he hates quincies." Uryu said.
Izaya rolled his eyes, "hate is so overrated."
"So how are you guys going to meet up then?" Orihime asked.
"She's going to sneak out. She just told me." Uryu said.
"That means Mayuri may be looking for her. One of us will have to dress up like Nemu and stay in her place till she gets back." Izaya explained.
Everyone looked at each other then looked away.
"Great idea, Izaya! Come guys, help us out here." Uryu said.
"My boobs are bigger than her's, and I squeak every time I talk. Her captain will know it's me and will kick me out." Orihime explained.
"I'm a guy, I can't even sound like a woman." Ichigo said.
Izaya sighed, "Fine I'll do it."
Everyone gasped as they looked at him, "WHAT?!"
"But you're short." Ichigo said.
"Orihime got tons of high heels, I'll wear a pair.
"You don't have boobs." Orihime said.
"I can use pillows or my shirts. I'll live." Izaya said as he folded his arms.
"You don't have her long ponytail hair, her green eyes, and her personality." Uryu said.
"Hey, I may be an extrovert but I can also act shy too. Plus, I brought new wigs and we can head to the mall and buy some colored contacts.~" Izaya said as he grinned.
"Uryu, trust Izaya. He'll make sure Mayuri won't know that Nemu had left to see you.~" Ichigo said.
"Alright. I'll trust you. Nemu knows a restaurant she wants to take me to.~" Uryu said.
"Wonderful! Well now you're all done. Izaya, shall we head to the mall to buy some green contacts?" Orihime asked.
"Yes.~ We'll be back, boys.~" Izaya said.
"Heyo, if you see my man there, tell him I said 'hey boo.~'" Ichigo said as he grinned.
"You got it.~ Be back." Izaya said as he closed the door and he and Orihime walked to the mall.
Back in Rangiku's room, Nemu sat down as she looked at herself in the mirror.
Her hair was loose as Rukia was washing, drying, and combing it to make it look more shiny and smell good.
Momo and Alice we're going through the makeup bag looking for any makeup that'll fit for Nemu.
"What dress are you wearing?" Rangiku asked.
Nemu took out her phone, headed to photos as she held up the picture.
"I bought it offline actually." Nemu said.
The girls all gasped as they smiled.
"That's pretty!" Alice said.
"Ohh Nemu, I can't wait to see it on you~!" Momo said.
"Your man will have a major nosebleed.~" Rangiku said.
"Thank you. So maybe pink eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and maybe red lipstick?" Nemu said.
The girls all gasped again.
"I got the black eyeliner!" Alice said.
"I got the pink eyeshadow!" Momo said.
"I got my own red lipstick." Nemu said.
"Nemu, how do you want your hair?" Rukia asked.
"Surprise me, Rukia.~ Like how you surprise your man.~" Nemu said.
"Perfect.~" Rukia said.
Rangiku helped put some foundation and blush on Nemu's face as she let her girl friends do the rest.
"What's up, baby~?" Rangiku said as she answered her phone.
"Love, is Nemu in your room?" Gin asked in a very much worried voice.
"She is, she's getting ready for her date. Uryu's all done and waiting. What's up, you sound really worried…..?" Rangiku asked.
Rukia stayed quiet as she ease dropped into her conversation with Gin.
Gin gulped, "Captain Kurotsuchi never left…..he was here all along and he heard y'all talkin' about getting Nemu all ready for her date. He said something under his breath. I tried to stop him, but he swatted me away."
Rangiku gasped, "Don't tell me, he doesn't approve of his daughter dating Uryu?"
"Yes love. He's now screaming at Captain Kyoraku and Captain Kuchiki- listen!" Gin put his phone where the three captains were all arguing.
"I can't believe you're having an issue with this, Captain Kurotsuchi. Get over it. You're acting like it's the end of the world." Byakuya said.
"I mean come on, it's a date, why is that a big deal?" Shunsui said.
"Because he's a quincy! He and all of his kind tried killing us! Did y'all dumbassses forget!?" Mayuri said.
The two captains sighed.
"Izaya is friends with a few and he tells me that they're all fine now and they have no interest in fighting us anymore. What more do you want?" Byakuya said.
"I want them dead!" Mayuri screamed.
"Well now, you can't always have it your way. Just try and give him a chance." Shunsui said.
Mayuri growled as he took out his Zanpakuto and aimed it at Shunsui.
Byakuya chimed in as he took the slash.
Shunsui gasped as he screamed out Byakuya's name.
Rukia then turned around as she headed to Rangiku.
"Stop this, Mayuri!" Shunsui screamed out.
"Rukia, go get help." Rangiku whispered to her.
"Gin, you have to try and stop this. I'll be right over." Rangiku hung up as she texted Gin.
Gin read the text as he gulped as he walked out.
Byakuya coughed up some blood as he panted, giving Mayuri a glare.
"Ichimaru! Help me out!" Shunsui said.
Gin gulped as he took out his Zanpakuto, "Shoot to kill, Shinso"
Gin's Zanpakuto went to Mayuri as Mayuri looked at it and then dogged it as he used some kind of smoke to disappear.
Gin, Shunsui, and Rukia all coughed as they waved their hands to get the smoke out of the way.
"Brother! Brother!" Rukia cried out.
"Lieutenant Kuchiki, is your little brother around?" Shunsui asked.
"No sir, he's back at the world of the living." Rukia said as she held Byakuya's head onto her laps.
"Damn it." Shunsui said.
Gin came out of the smoke, "I'll go get squad four."
"Go Ichimaru. Please hurry." Shunsui said.
Gin nodded as he ran to get squad four.
Rukia cried seeing her big brother, once again injured.
Byakuya's shoulders were slashed, all bloody as he was panting to breathe.
To Be Countuied…..