One day at the beach, Unikitty and Hawkodile were spending some time together. Both of them were standing near the changing tents, Unikitty had a bag with her, "You know Princess, when you invited me to the beach today I did expect you to wear proper beach attire." Hawkodile said.
Unikitty laughed, "Oh right, how foolish of me. Luckily, I am prepared to make a quick outfit adjustment right now." she said while holding up her bag and walking towards one of the changing tents, "I'll just use this changing tent to change, into my bathing suit." She disappeared into the tent before popping back out and saying, "And I won't be doing anything else!" before going back in.
"I swear, that princess is crazier than an out of control missile in a fireworks factory... Wait, what?" Hawkodile mused.
Meanwhile, Unikitty had a smug smile on her face as she giggled to herself while rubbing her paws together, "Oh, I'll be changing alright. But not into a bathing suit." she said while reaching into the bag, "Wait until Hawkodile sees that I brought my THUMPER BAT GEAR!" She pulled out a bright red padded helmet and slammed it on her head with a yell, followed by a matching padded bat with a black handle that was a little bigger than she was, "Hawkodile won't be able to beat me this time, because I have the elements on my side. The elements of surprise." she said before smacking the bag with her bat, causing it flatten before it popped back up into shape.
"Princess, are you ready yet?" Hawkodile called from outside.
"Yes, Hawkodile I most certainly am ready! Ready to get it on." Unikitty said before leaping out of the tent while yelling, her bat raised above her head.
Hawkodile stood facing away until Unikitty was close, which is when he pulled out his own blue padded bat and stopped Unikitty with it by sticking it in her mouth, "Well, what do you know princess? We both brought our Thumper Bat gear." he said.
"Hehe, kinda expected I suppose." Unikitty said, her voice muffled from the bat still being lodged in her mouth. Hawkodile then swung his bat, causing Unikitty to fly off and land somewhere else. She picked herself up and gave a serious expression, "I may be down, but I'm not out." she said. She then realized that she had landed in a bowl of potato salad. A closer observation revealed that she had interrupted the Green family's picnic.
"Nice going princess, it took us three days to make that potato salad." Green Dad said before Unikitty flew off, "THREE DAYS!"
Unikitty then landed on what looked to be a rock, "Uh, Hawkodile?" she called out, unable to find him.
"Hey princess, what rhymes with rock?" Hawkodile's muffled disembodied voice asked before his bat rose up out of the rock and picked up Unikitty. The rock then fell away to reveal Hawkodile in disguise, "Hawk." he said before thrusting his bat up, causing Unikitty to fly straight into the sky.
"Oh, I get it, rock and hawk. That's the first part of his name and also what he disguised himself as." Unikitty mused as she flew up higher, eventually going over the sun itself who watched her descent.
Back on the ground, Hawkodile was ordering ice cream from a cart manned by Cookie Guy, "Did you know that in some places, they call ice cream frozen cow juice? Excuse me for a second." Hawkodile said before he stuck out his bat and caught Unikitty, who was now upside down. He then took his ice cream, "Thank you."
"No, no, thank YOU." Cookie said.
Hawkodile then launched Unikitty away with a swing, causing her to fly out of her helmet and drop her bat before hitting the back of a muscular figure who was standing in the back of a line and falling to the ground. The citizen gave a forced breath before turning around with a menacing glare, "Who threw that piece of paper at me?" he asked.
Unikitty gave a nervous laugh before quickly turning around, pretending to look the other way while whistling nonchalantly. Hawkodile then walked up, "Hey, what's everyone waiting in line for?" he asked.
"I'll tell you what man, this is the line to get into the Tangy Trough." the citizen said while pointing to the establishment in question, a run-down looking building with various fighting noises coming from inside, "The roughest, toughest club in the entire world. Only the baddest of the bad can get in. You need to have muscles." The citizen flexed his arm, causing his bicep to bulge out, "You need to have muscles on your muscles." he flexed his arm more, causing a small tower of muscles to form on his bicep, "You need to have muscles on your eyeballs." his eyeballs popped out and flexed, revealing small muscles on each of them.
"Ew." Unikitty simply said before a patron of the club came flying out of a window and crashing a short distance away.
"Sound like a good time, huh princess?" Hawkodile asked.
"Yeah! Let's go in!" Unikitty said.
The line moved up and the citizen the duo were talking to walked up to the bouncer, a hippo-like figure with a heart-shaped tattoo on his chest that read 'Mom,' "Welcome to the Tangy Trough, how tough are ya?" he asked.
"How tough am I? How tough am I!? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!" the citizen said.
"Yeah, so?" the bouncer asked.
"Without any milk." the citizen bluntly said.
"Uh, right this way." the bouncer said with a panicked expression before letting him in. Hawkodile walked up to him next, "Welcome to the Tangy Trough, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I!?" Hawkodile said before ripping the tattoo off the bouncer's chest before placing back on upside down, causing him to scream in pain.
"Wow." Unikitty read the now upside down tattoo.
"Got anymore tattoos?" Hawkodile asked, causing the bouncer to cover himself.
"Uh, no, you can go in." he said.
"Thanks, see you inside princess." Hawkodile said before walking in.
"How tough are ya?" the bouncer asked Unikitty.
"How tough am I? You got a bottle of ketchup?" she asked.
"Sure." he said, giving her a ketchup bottle.
"It's on!" Unikitty said before taking the bottle and struggling to get it open. She stopped for a while to catch her breath before starting again, once again failing to open it. She then handed the bottle back to the bouncer, "If I could run this under some hot water?" she asked.
"Get out of here. This place is too tough for you." he said.
"Too tough for me? That is by far the most absurd thing I've ever heard. I can be just as tough as anyone else. I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe once while watering my flower garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes." Unikitty explained.
"Look kid, I think you'd do better in that place over there." the bouncer said, pointing towards a cupcake-shaped building. It was colored pink and white and decorated with a cutesy image of a hot dog wearing a propeller cap.
"Weenie Hut Jr.'s!? Are you saying that I belong at Weenie Hut Jr's?" Unikitty asked.
"Actually, I was pointing to the place next to it." the bouncer said before pointing to the correct building. It was similar to the previous building, only this one looked even more cutesy.
"Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s!?" Unikitty exclaimed.
"Yeah. Unless you think you're tough enough to fight me?" the bouncer asked, causing Unikitty to take a deep breath before giving her answer.
She later found her self sitting at the counter at Weenie Hut Jr.'s, sipping from a soda cup. Two nerdy-looking citizens were sitting in the seats next to hers, each of them holding weenies of their own, "So, did you get that new expansion yet?" the skinniest of the two asked.
"Not yet, but I heard its pretty sweet." the other, a rotund citizen said.
"I also believe that you would like to hear about my five-piece set?" the skinny nerd asked.
"No." the rotund nerd said in astonishment.
"Pfft, what weenies." Unikitty scoffed.
She was then approached by a robot operating behind the counter, "Would you care for another diet cola with a lemon twist, weenie?" it asked.
"Huh? But I'm not a weenie." Unikitty whined.
A scanning device came out of the robot's head and scanned her, "I'm sorry miss, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie." it said before a picture of a weenie popped up on its chest screen along with the word 'yes.'
"That impossible!" Unikitty yelled before running away.
"You can't hide what's inside!" the robot called after her.
Unikitty made her way to the front of the Tangy Trough, where the bouncer was still standing, "I am here to demand entry into your club, based on the fact that I am not a weenie!" she said.
"Hey Rich, how's it going?" a large citizen said, causing Unikitty to give a small yelp and jump into the bouncer's arms.
"Nothing much, you can go in." he said.
"Yeah, thanks Rich." the citizen said while walking in.
"Hey, my butler's name is also Rich." Unikitty said.
"Will you get off me?" Rich said while throwing Unikitty off him.
"Mark my words Rich, I will get into the Tangy Trough. I will!" Unikitty shouted before running away, finding her way back at Weenie Hut Jr.'s.
"Couldn't get in, huh? I bet you would get in with a tough-looking hairdo." the skinny nerd said.
"Really?" Unikitty asked.
"No, I saw a guy go in there, he was bald." the round nerd said.
"That guy was not bald, he had a shaved head. Shaved, that's a hairdo, case closed." the skinny nerd said in a matter-of-fact kind of way before noticing that Unikitty was gone, "Hey, where'd she go?"
"I believe our friend mentioned something about going to the wig store." the robot said.
"Haha, check and mate." the skinny nerd gloated to his friend.
Later, at the Tangy Trough, Unikitty walked up to Rich. She was now wearing a greaser wig, "What's shakin' my man?" she asked.
"Nothing much. Hey, haven't I seen you before?" Rich asked.
"Don't think so, I'm a drifter. Just blew into town. I heard your club's pretty tough, check it out." Unikitty said while flexing her arm.
"Nice try kid, I know its you." Rich said.
"What are you talking about?" Unikitty asked before Rich yanked on her hair, pulling it taunt.
At that moment, another Unikitty walked up, this one wearing a rainbow wig,"Hey everybody! What's goin on? she asked.
Rich then realized that this was the real Unikitty, and the one he was talking too was a doppelganger. He smiled and awkwardly tried to fix her hair, which resulted in the front part becoming lopsided, "You can go in." he said, causing the doppelganger to walk in with an annoyed expression, "And what do you want?" he asked the real Unikitty.
"I'd like to gain entry into your social club please. I believe my hairdo is in order?" she asked while poofing up her wig. Rich then yanked the wig off, causing Unikitty to chuckle nervously, "So, what's your take on the whole bald vs. shave debate?" she asked.
"Hey there Rich!" another patron said as he walked up. This one was a large gorilla wearing shorts and a dragon tattoo on his arm.
"Alright, now its a party! Hey, check out the new rig." Rich said, referring to the tattoo.
"Thanks. Hey, look what I can make it do." the gorilla said before flexing his arm, resulting in the dragon appearing to be wiggling.
"Nice. So, what about that one?" Rich said, pointing to his other arm.
The gorilla looked at the tattoo on his other arm, which was in the splitting image of Unikitty, "Huh, I don't remember getting this one." he said.
"Can you make it dance?" Rich asked.
"Sure, let me try." the gorilla said before flexing his arm, causing the tattoo to gain a surprised expression before it started dancing.
Rich moved in closer, "Wait a minute." he said before peeling off the tattoo, leaving a Unikitty-shaped mark on the gorilla's arm, "You can go in now."
"Uh, yeah, thanks Rich. Thanks." The gorilla said, walking into the club while rubbing his arm.
"Nice try kid." Rich said before tossing Unikitty away.
She rolled down the current line before stopping behind two other patrons, an elephant and a rhino, "Hey, I was in front of you!" the rhino said.
"No you weren't." the elephant said.
"Are you callin' me a liar!?"
"I ain't callin' ya a truther!" The two patrons then got into a fight, resulting in a cloud of dust encasing them. Their fight brought them towards Unikitty, causing her to scream while running away. She was eventually encased in the cloud herself as it rolled down a hill.
The two patrons continued to punch each other until Rich walked up to them, "Alright fellas, you're both pretty tough. You can go in if you want."
"Alright!" the rhino said.
"Thanks Rich!" the elephant said while running towards the club with the rhino.
"What about me? I was in that scrap!" Unikitty said while popping out of the ground.
"Oh, I saw you running. If you think I'm gonna let you in after that, then you are sorely mistaken." Rich said as Unikitty got out of the ground and dusted herself off.
"Well then, I think it's time to kick things up a notch." Unikitty said before warming herself up with a few air punches and stretching. She then tried stretching out her paws, resulting in a loud cracking sound being heard. She held them in front of her, revealing them to have several cracks, the sight of which made her cry and run away.
Later at Weenie Hut Jr.'s, Unikitty was holding her paws in a large bowl of ice cream while sniffling, "Would you care for another sundae, weenie?" the robot employee asked.
"I AM NOT A WEENIE!" Unikitty shouted.
"Relax, you're among friends." the skinny nerd said.
"My friends don't hand out at Weenie Hut Jr.'s." Unikitty told him.
"You tell 'em sis." a voice said from next to Unikitty, revealing it to be Puppycorn, who was drinking soda.
"Puppycorn, what are you doing here?" Unikitty asked.
"I always come here on Double Weenie Wednesday." Puppycorn explained.
"Actually they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday." the skinny nerd said.
"Yeah, and today's Monday." the round nerd said.
"So, is it Mega Weenie Monday?" Puppycorn asked.
"Which is now on Sunday." the skinny nerd said.
"Nuts." Puppycorn said in disappointment.
"Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s has a Mega Weenie Monday." the round nerd said.
"I believe you're thinking of Monster Weenie Monday." the skinny nerd corrected.
"I don't have time for this! I need to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger, its the only way to get into the Tangy Trough." Unikitty said while walking towards the front door.
"Wait sis, you can't! It's too dangerous." Puppycorn said while chasing after her.
"I have no choice." Unikitty said.
"Hey! Here's an idea. How about you call me a couple of bad names, we rumble, and the next thing you know you'll be in the Tangy Trough." Puppycorn suggested.
"Sounds kinda risky... Let's do it!" Unikitty said.
"Yeah!" Puppycorn said before he and Unikitty walked out the door.
"So, how come you never help us with our problems?" the skinny nerd asked the robot.
"I am a robot, not a miracle worker." the robot said.
At the Tangy Trough, Unikitty was casually walking towards the front door, "Afternoon Rich." she greeted.
"Whoa kid, you still can't go in." Rich said while blocking her.
"Well, that makes me pretty mad." Unikitty said.
"Oh yeah?" Rich asked.
"Yeah. I think I might have to beat someone up to get rid of all this blind fury." Unikitty said while pounding a fist into her other paw.
"Really?" Rich asked somewhat sarcastically.
"And I feel sorry for the next guy who opens his mouth." Unikitty said.
"What about that guy?" Rich asked while pointing to a big, scary looking citizen who was standing behind Unikitty.
She stuttered in fear before turning back towards Rich, "Uh, I mean, why him? He's not bothering anyone. I mean, not unlike that guy!" Unikitty said, pointing towards Puppycorn.
"Who me?" he asked.
"Yeah you, standing there and smiling thinking you own the world. Someone oughta teach you some manners." Unikitty said while walking up to him.
"OK, but I must warn you, I happen to be a world championship, uh..." Puppycorn started to say before looking for his line which was written on his arm, "Kick-box-er." he finished, winking at Unikitty afterward.
"I don't care if you survived a trip down the infinite abyss of nothingness! You're going down, mutt!" Unikitty said.
"Mutt?" Puppycorn said with tears in his eyes. He then growled angrily, "NOBODY CALLS ME MUTT!" he yelled before punching Unikitty in the face, causing her to fall on her back with a black eye.
He was about to stomp on her when she stopped him, "Wait little bro! You were supposed to let me win remember?"
"Oh, right." Puppycorn said. He was then punched in the belly and face by an unseen force, "Hey, wait a second!" he said before being punched in the face a few more times, his head becoming distorted in a few different ways. He was lifted up and spun around before being slammed to the ground multiple times. After the final slam, he stood up on wobbly feet, groaning while stars circled his head. He snapped out of his daze when the force picked him up by the tail, "Wait, have mercy!" he begged before he was kicked far away, resulting in a mushroom cloud of dust forming where he landed.
Rich then walked up to Unikitty, "Wow, you beat that guy up without even touching him." he said as Puppycorn continued to get beaten up behind him, "I was totally wrong about you kid. You know what? You can go in if you want."
"Really? I can go in? Oh my gosh, I can't believe this is actually happening! I, Princess Unikitty, have just been admitted entry into the Tangy Trough!" Unikitty announced as she walked up to the front door, "This is the greatest day of my life!" she exclaimed before running inside. Later, an ambulance was driving through the kingdom. In the back was Hawkodile, who standing over Unikitty. She was laid out on a stretcher, covered in bandages, "Hawkodile? What happened?" she asked, a little groggy from just waking up.
"You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube." Hawkodile said.
The ambulance eventually reached the hospital and Unikitty was wheeled into an examination room, "What happened?" the doctor asked.
"I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boos." Unikitty exclaimed.
"Boo boos, eh? I think you want that hospital." the doctor said while pointing out the window, revealing a cutely decorated hospital in a similar style to Weenie Hut Jr.'s.
"Weenie Hut General!?" Unikitty exclaimed.