DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ATTACK ON TITAN. THAT RIGHT GOES TO HAJIME ISAYAMA. THANK YOU ISAYAMA-SAN FOR AOT.

By the way, thanks to SibertronSSC for pointing out that I didn't mention the muffins. Yea, I really forgot them, my bad...

Japanese Words:

Baka = Idiot

Annie was torn between respecting Eren for his cooking skills and being annoyed by his attitude. Then she remembered that Eren had said that there were muffins, and she couldn't imagine a better way to end the day with a delicious little muffin. Provided Yeager wasn't bluffing or worse, having made muffins which didn't taste good. Though she honestly couldn't fathom that any muffin would taste bad. So of course she expected nothing else than a muffin which would absolutely DESTROY her tastebuds. The little sliver of hope was there, of course.

Having made her mind up, she reached for one of those otherworldly delicacies, only to groan outloud because that blasted boy hadn't brought them in her room. Yes, even she admitted that sounded bitchy as hell. Dreading another encounter with Eren, she promised herself that she would just grab one (or two or ten), and then leave back to her room and enjoy the muffins, from which he wouldn't see even one because he couldn't worship them as she could.

With her battleplan in place, she made the hard way of three meters back to the kitchen to get her muffins. Only to stumble upon Yeager, who looked guilty about something. dreading the worst, she immediatly asked him why he looked so suspicious, only to breathe a sigh of relief when she realised that he was just cooking what looked like four packets of Instant Ramen.

"Not that I care, but isn't it a teensy tiny bit unhealthy to eat THAT much ramen? I mean, you just ate like five plates of that delicious meal you made. And four packets? Do want to kill your stomach?"

"Says the girl with literally eighteen muffins in her hand." Okay, maybe she grabbed a bit more muffins then planned, so what? He could always make more. Which she told him in no uncertain terms, only for him to respond that even though she was hot as hell, he already made it quite clear that he wasn't the only cook in their "household". So, they made a deal: Breakfast was a matter of their own, they had to come up with whatever they wanted, but cook it for themselves. Lunch would be eaten individually (in Annies case yes, in his no), and they would switch with Dinner. If someone wanted a Dessert, they had to make it themselves. Annie, who by now had already inhaled three of her muffins, was wailing at the prospect of maybe never eating this delicacies made by Erens hand again, but he managed to surprise her, again.

"Stop crying Muffinhead, I'll make you your Muffins once a week. If you inhale them in the first two minutes, not my problem. And for that, I want you to clean the dishes, and clean this room. I don't care what you do with your room, I will clean my own, just clean this room and wash the dishes, EVERY DAY. Do we have a deal?"

Her Response was to hug him, and then try to punch him, only to remeber that she had muffins in her hand. So she just settled for a glare, but eventually accepted.

After dealing with Muffinhead, as he called Annie now, he made his way over to Armin, whose rommate was a girl called Mina. Apparently, they hit of nicely and had no problems with each other, which he supposed was good. He really didn't know much about people, partly because he didn't care what others -save a few- thought of him and partly because he was disgusted with how humans treated each other and the planet. Like really, was it necessary to burn off rainforests just because you need more space to plant soy? Still, he did what he could to at least help a little, and Eren just hoped others saw it the way he did and maybe so they could chance something. Having reached Armins door, he knocked twice, only to see what he would describe as a horseface.

"What!?"

"Whoa there, calm down bruv. What got your knickers in a twist? Like seriously, sorry for bothering, just thought a friend of mine was in this room. That IS room 423-C, right?"

"Yes, and now please, FUCK OFF!"

"Okay Horseface, what the hell is your Problem? You're literally acting like you just got Cockblocked by me or somethi...", Eren trailed off, seeing the redness in Horsefaces, well, face. He knew he was sporting a shiteating grin, but really, who could blame him? That was hilarious! "Wait! You did! HAHAHAHA, this is hilarious! Is she waiting in there? So, if this is Armins room, you must be trying to get laid by... Mina?"

Hm, apparently not, because said girl just stuck her door out of next door.

"I think I heard my name... Oh Armin! I think out here is your friend you said would come over!"

Ah, so that issue was cleared off as well. Checking his Phone again, he saw there was indeed the number 428-C displayed.

"Oh... That is awkward. I'm sorry, uh, have fun? I guess?"

Beating a hasty retreat, Eren made his way over to Armins room.

"Hi, I'm Mina, who're you? I'm so excited to be here! What do you think about this place? It's amazing, right? Oh wow, Armin didn't say you were such a hunk. I'm so jealous of your roommate, I bet he was jealous too, wasn't he?"

Staring dumbfounded at Minas rapid fire questioning, he needed a few seconds to actually decipher what she had just asked of him.

"Uh.. yea, I think this place is really, but I think that can be expected from a Prime University like this one is, but I was actually really confused when I saw a girl enter my Room and tell me that she was my new Roommate. But yeah, other than that, I'm also happy to be here. So, where are you from?"

Before she could answer though, somebody shouted at Eren from the other end of the Corridor.

"Hey you Bastard! Because of you I just got cockblocked, and I worked all summer long just to get this chick in bed, and you just ruined it for me! How the fuck am I supposed to find another bird hot like this one and get her into my bed?!", Horseface shouted at him from the other end of the corridor.

He apparently didn't realise that the girl who he just got cockblocked by and literally every other person on this corridor heard him shout. He also didn't realise that by the looks of it, every girl on campus was likely going to know by tomorrow what an asshole he was, because literally nobody wouldn't tell at least one other person, and that person would tell another, and so on. Even Eren realised that, and he was literally a noob concerning any human and social interaction.

"Horseface, you do realise that you're not gonna get any 'bird', as you called them, into bed now, right? Because if you really wanted another girl in your bed, you wouldn't have shouted it across the corridor, and since it seems that in every apartment are one girl and one boy, you just told approximately 32 women that you see females as sex objects and not as persons. I'd recommend going to a brothel to get some relief, Baka." Eren couldn't believe Horsefaces stupidity. Like, come on, he had to have a brain, else he wouldn't be here on this university, but being this dumb? That was just sad. Despite his anger and disbelief, Eren couldn't help but pity him. It seemes that Horseface cared a great deal abot his image and social standing, and Eren had indirectly ruined it. But considering Horsefaces reaction, someone other would've done it too, just at a later time. Like seriously, that much shouting? Childish.

While Eren was talkig, Horseface had halted, but as soon as Eren had pointed out that Horseface was an Idiot, he started to move towards Eren again.

"You think you're so wise and great, don't you?" And with that, he punched Eren in the face. At least that was his plan. What he didn't expect was for Eren to dodge his fist, grab him by his shoulders, pull him forward while sweeping his feet under him. The result was a very painful introduction to the dust on the floor with his nose. Very painful indeed. The onlookers winced at his unfortune fall. The ones who weren't staring in awe at Eren did.

"What? He attacked first, it's not like I was provoking him or something, just pointing out the obvious. By the way Horseface, what's your name? Now that I think about it, don't want to call you Horseface all the time, although it IS a very fitting name, gotta admit."

"His name's Jean, cutie. And who're you? I'm Hitch, by the way. Nice to meetcha." The girl from Jeans room said to him, and when he looked at her, he was hard pressed not to show any reaction. Hitch was clothed, but very... sparsely. Eren liked to think that he didn't have a red face, though maybe that was just wishful thinking. Thankfully, Armin appeared and pulled Eren up. Armin was something of a genius in Eren's mind, because he always knew the answer to literally all the questions and could think logically, something Eren knew couldn't do a lot of people he knew (He didn't know that much people though, so maybe he was a bit biased). Armin just pulled Eren into his room and closed the door. Eren thought it was a bit rude of Armin to give him no chance of anwering, but he hoped he could reticify that. Hitch was after all rather cute and... well endowed. He certainly wouldn't oppose to spending more time with her, but it seemed she was with Horse... Jean, so maybe e shouldn't, or else he would anger Jean more. Though that was rather fun, he had to admit.

Armin was mortified when he saw WHAT exactly Eren was doing. While he knew that Eren came just today instead of a week earlier like it was suggested by the university, he didn't think that Eren would be so dumb as to antagonize the most dangerous and unstable perosn in their year. Now, one might ask how Armin knew tha Jean was the most dangerous person they had in tehir year. But Armin wasn't called a genius for nothing. He had seen how Jean reacted when he didn't get what he wanted. He threw tantrums, yes, but mostly he was this forced calm persona. Armin personally thought that Jean was a spoilt brat, but he wasn't going to say that in his face, thank you very much! He was just worried for Eren, WAS being the keyword. After he saw what Eren did with Jean, he wasn't afraid, no, HE WAS FUCKING TERRIFIED! He didn't fear for Eren's life, but he feared for his health and future here at this university. He just hoped that Eren knew what he was doing. Knowing him though, that was just a sliver of hope.

"Fucking Brats... They are gonna annoy the hell out of me... That Jean boy already started... Though, if what I heard is right, that Yeager boy put him in his place... Godd luck dealing with him, Yeager... And I have the unfortunate pleasure of being their homeroom teacher... Jeez, I need a drink... Fucking Brats... Three long, gruesome Years... But I'm gonna push them, till they hate me with all their passion... And only then I can look in the mirror and know that I didn't fail... That I prepared them to the best of my abilities... And maybe they'll even thank me... Still, they are fucking Brats..."

Yo, wassup?

Ohooooo, who could this mysterious person be?

For Jean, I never really liked him, always thought he was a spoiled brat, partly cuz of his attitude, his past, his behaviour, his goals, etc. etc...

So maybe you guys realised that Annie has an almost unhealthy obsession with muffins, but personally, I think that makes her human. And maybe you realised that Annie refers to Eren sometimes as "Yeager" and sometimes as "Eren", which has the simple reason that this is based on her mood. So if she thinks that Eren purposely "destroyed" one of her beloved muffins, she refers to him as "Yeager", becuas she is annoyed with him. Normally, she calls him "Eren", except he makes her uncomfortable. Then it's back to "Yeager" again.

Sorry for not updating, but we just had exam phase, and well, I like good grades on my exam papers, so I really didn't have all that much time to write. Sorry, but since we have vacations in 4 weeks, I hope to upload more regularly.