"THE TRIAL OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WAS NOT A VERY FAIR ONE…THEY WERE BEING ACCUSED OF NOT LIVING WITHIN THE CONFINEMENT OF A ZOO BY THOSE HORRENDOUS FIENDS, BORIS AND NATASHA.."
"Ey!" Boris exclaimed. "Vould yu call a kindhearted animal lovink couple horrendous? Not I, Moe Exotic and Carol Baskin-Robbins!" He used the aliases of himself and Natasha.
"Vat ve are just sayink, Your Honor, ees dat moose and sqvirrel vould be better off livink een dere natural habitats." Natasha spoke to the judge, trying to act as sympathetic as possible. "Ees just dat city life has made them soft and domesteecated, dey need to be HARD and VILD!"
"Hmmm…" the judge thought to himself. "You make a valid point, Carol….(and so do the fifty dollars you've given me)…very well then, the squirrel and moose will remain at the Frostbite Falls zoo, since they must relearn their animal heritage. CASE DISMISSED." He slammed his gavel twice.
"OH DEAR, THIS EPISODE IS NOT SHAPING UP TO BE A GOOD ONE, FOR AS THE JUDGE DISMISSED THE CASE, ANIMAL CONTROL IMMEDIATELY WENT FOR ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, TRANSPORTING THEM SEPERATELY TO THE ZOO."
"BULLWINKLLLLLEEEEE!!" Rocky yelled as the animal control officers placed him into a cage.
"ROCKYYYYY!!" Bullwinkle hollered as he too was being taken from his friend.
"AND SO, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE TAKEN TO THE FROSTBITE FALLS ZOO, WHEREIN THEY WERE PLACED INTO SEPARATE EXHIBITS BASED ON THE ENVIRONMENTS OF THEIR SPECIES. OH MY GOODNESS, WILL THESE TWO FRIENDS EVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN?! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Anthropo-mania" OR "Semi-happy feet!"!"