Summary: President Loki and his followers wait for the other Lokis' headquarters to open. Bickering ensues. Drabble. Set in episode five.
Prompt: Every snake must slither out for water sometime.
The President & His Snakes
A group of men stood above the hatch of a submarine buried in the soil.
"Are you sure that they'll even come out of there?" One of the Lokis wondered, frowning in an almost jealous manner. "I don't think I would if I had that."
"Why don't we just open it and get on with this? Slit their throats!"
"It's more fun to wait and see the looks on their pathetic faces." President Loki responded. "And don't you forget, every snake must slither out for water eventually."
"Water? Up here?" A snort.
"It was a metaphor!" He scowled. Dim-witted scrubs.