Kujo's Bizzare Adventure

Chapter 1

"Hey, old man, you're ten hours early, it won't be set up for a while from now. We haven't even had lunch yet. Did you get the time zones confused again, good grief." Jotaro said in a judgmental tone to Joseph.

"Jotaro, he probably just wanted to see us early!" Holly said with a wide smile on her face.

"How do you people not remember! You made me promise to take a boat instead of a plane and it got here six hours earlier than it said it would! It's got nothing to do with time zones!" Joseph grunted.

"Wouldn't it make more sense if he intended to be here yesterday because he got the date wrong, and ended up getting here 14 hours late. This is the man that was late to his own funeral." An unfamiliar feminine voice raised.

"That must've been my great-granddaughter. And why did you tell her that story!?" Joseph Barked.

"And you the infamous Jiji, I already call him that." she said while looking at Jotaro. "You're American, so I'll call you old man, so you'll understand. Jiji told me that story because he says 'it was the only interesting thing your great-grandfather ever did'."

"Just like her father, she is." He mumbled

Jotaro pointed his hat downwards, as to hide his expression. "Jolyne, save the nicknames for when the next person arrives. This one deserves our respect."

"Darn right I do! Heh, 'only interesting thing I've done' you should hear about the time I defeated the ultimate lifeform and saved the entire earth" Joseph boasted. Just as he finished saying that, a faint growl could be heard outside the door.

The doorbell rang. even though this was completely mundane, a chill went down Joseph's spine. Jotaro answered the door and to his surprise, it was not the expected person, but a large and fit man whose head was carefully wrapped in cloth.

This man shouted "YOU MIGHT THINK!" and rushed into the house, grabbing Jotaro and Joseph as he ran. They tried to activate their stands but whenever they tried, they simply thought "I can't use my stand"

"Kars! OH MY GOD!" Joseph screamed, his voice quivering multiple times.

Jolyne kicked a table over and hid behind it. Holly trembled, she remained completely still, with just a look of shock on her face.

Kars said "Joseph, now it is time for my revenge, my new stand, 「You Might Think」 lets me implant any thought I want in your brain, including 'I cannot use my stand'. It is completely unbeatable! Now I will make you watch as I kill everyone you love, then you!"

Another man ran through the door of the house, Jotaro recognized him as his father. This man ran straight to Kars and punched him. But it was futile, Kars didn't even flinch before he kicked this man onto the floor.

Kars held Jotaro above the ground by his neck in one hand. He moved Joseph to the floor, restraining him with his foot. He then moved the arm formerly restraining Joseph towards Jotaro, slowly. He lightly shook Jotaro, just enough to make something fall out of his pocket completely by accident. It was an arrow that started flying towards Jotaro's father as soon as it fell out. Jolyne rushed to stop the arrow, she managed to get close enough for it to graze her finger. But it still managed to pierce him straight through the chest.

Holly's shock turned to tears, but her fear turned to resolve "Hiroshi!" She wailed as four thorny vines covered in roses sprouted from her back to attack Kars. They wrapped around him, draining his very life.

How am I not regenerating!?" He shouted.

Holly exclaimed through a blanket of tears, "simple, my stand doesn't cause bodily harm, it saps away your very life force!"

Suddenly, Hiroshi stood up, "I don't know who the [REDACTED] you are, but you messed with my family, and that can not be excused!" He roared. A large suit of armor adorned with a robe appeared behind him and started repeatedly punching Kars.

Kars stated, "I thought the only dangerous one here was Jotaro, I must leave. Don't mistake this for weakness, I just haven't fully regained my true power. YOU MIGHT THINK!" Holly's stand suddenly disappeared and he took this opportunity to run away.

Stand Name: 「Knight of Pentacles」

Stand User: Hiroshi Kujo.

Power: A, Speed: D, Range: E, Durability: A, Precision: B, Potential: A

Ability: Can amplify or dampen sounds, and change their direction in midair.