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"Run test 672" said Kang.
Kodos did so and they watched the Simpsons house appear on their screen.
However not even a second later, the ship shook as something crazy crashed the roof completely ignoring the shield.
"What the?" Said Kodos while her brother was shocked.
Suddenly out of the smoke appeared red eyes and than it got up slowly, the smoke cleared to reveal a man in suit like James bond.
However to them he was one of the most terrifying beings in the Galaxy.
Legion.
Legion was on their ship!
"L-Legion what are you-" began Kang.
"Your 7 years late on rent" he said calmly. "Did you morns think you can evade me? Until you pay this ship off, I own this ship"
Yes, they had rented this ship from Legion years ago and his patients had run thing.
"Now you can either give me the money plus the interest you owe me, or give me a reason why I should let both of you live" he said.
Silence.
They had nothing.
"Very well than" he said, before his eyes light up with multiple colours, the two could only scream in horror as they faced their deaths.
What remained of them was their glass dome's.
"I could sell this" he said, picking up one of them.
He than looked around in disgust, his ship had been trashed, slobber was everywhere.
He can't imagine the damage those Buffon's did to it.
He was inspecting it when he saw the screen.
What this?
He saw a family that consisted of a fat male, a woman with tall blue hair, a boy who were blue shorts, a spiked haired girl who really needed to dress better and a baby who was clearly wearing a blue hand me gown.
Hmm?
Why was this screen so focused on this family?
Wait.
He went to a certain part of the ship and as he opened the door, it was just as he suspected.
Five human brains were hooked up to a machine and he turned around to see a book shelf, the books ranged from 1 to 671.
He took one and flicked through, it lasted a second before he put it back.
What he got from it was, these brain belonged to a human family called the Simpsons, Kang and Kodos had kidnapped them and taken them to their home planet.
The Simpsons thought they had been sent home after proving to be inedible when in reality, their brains were taken and used to run simulations on what they would do in certain sceneros.
But even the dumbest human knew that when you don't age, something is seriously wrong which explained why book 250 and onward had them all changing drastically, becoming worse version of themselves because nothing they did mattered.
Homer especially went downhill.
But outside the machine, their bodies had long since rotted away and being disposed off and their home had been destroyed declared a noman's land.
Now the ship was back in his ownership, he could either dispose of their brains or let the brains run and continue running scenerios with them.
However something in his mind came forth, a pathetic man who had been taken care of all his life and pushed around.
That's why he promised that if he was reborn, he won't take crap from everybody.
And years later he had fufiled his role but now he was lonely.
He was surrounded by bots and was the only one of his kind.
There used to be a time where war kept him occupied, but now he was chasing down people who refused to pay for the ships they burrowed.
He was so bored.
Suddenly the Simpsons who were at their jobs or school got a message.
'I am Legion. Do you want to get out of the simulation?'
They all were very quick to replay yes.
They all would much rather age than go through the 100th time Bart was strangeled or side show Bob showed up.
The aliens had stopped being creative a long time ago.
Suddenly everything collasped around them and the world went black.
Bart Simpsons opened his eyes, he got up and just stared at the wall, he didn't know why he did it but he just did it.
He get out of bed and a tube came down, his clothes were ripped off and he was disinfected from top to bottom.
And than the tube released, multiple screens showed up, displaying clothes.
"Cool" he said.
He chose something similar to his red shirt, blue shorts and shoes.
They placed themselves on him and he walked out, the house looked deceptively the same but it was not.
When he saw his father, he couldn't believe it.
Homer had a full set of brown hair and his mother had down blue hair that seemed to move a bit.
He sat down at the table for breakfast.
"I think this is breakfast" said Marge also wearing the sci-fi version of her dress.
She put down boxes and they poured the green milk into their bowls.
Suddenly screens appeared in the middle of the table, one for each person.
They could watch TV, read the newspaper, shop online, read books.
Suddenly everybody was interested.
"Is this another scenerio where we live in the future?" Said Lisa, however just checking the date and realising she was reading something that didn't look English but could read it as if it was English said otherwise.
Suddenly they heard.
"Hello Simpsons, I would like to congratulate you on becoming my first organic civilans in my new race, Legomitea. I am Legion, basically your master. You'll be arriving on Earth in 15 minutes. Don't be shocked if there are people waiting for you outside and waiting to snap pictures. Your aliens to them, who have come to live with them. You might be followed around by the goverment so I'm given you a heads up. And you have been gone for 6 months on earth. Please don't act like you know anybody, it just makes it boring for me"
Boring?
"Any questions?" Said the voice.
"Are you greedy or corrupt?" said Marge.
"I am more...vengeful but only if you make me mad." said the man. "And since your my only true civilans than you don't have to worry about money"
"Ooh" they said
"Oh, and by the way" he said, before he said in a demonic voice. "It's Master. If I hear you not address me in the proper term again, than I will show you a fate worth than death"
Silence.
Cold hard silence.
"Have a nice day" he suddenly said, lighter.
The voice was cut off.
"It could be worse" said Homer. "We could be ruled by Flanders"
And nobody could fault him on that, they all went through being ruled by Flanders and being forced to smile.
At least this person was reasonable somewhat even if they all got the feeling, he killed a few people just to make them return to Earth.
"We'll, if it's the first day of school, than I get a new start" said Lisa suddenly happy, she ran back upstairs and came back down like she was from a rich family, her hair had been waved like adult Lisa and she wasn't wearing her necklace.
By now Marge couldn't even fault her for not wearing it, she had been wearing it for 26 years after all.
In fact all of them went to change into nicer clothes, even the baby, for too long they lived poorly, they wore the same clothes and always had a few bucks on hand unless they won a prize or were mooching off of somebody richer.
They soon heard something, as they draw closer to the ground, it got louder and louder.
It was people.
"Holy Moly, it's a real spaceship!" Yelled somebody.
They were gravitated down and the shield was put up.
"Ooh" said the crowd of people.
Marge gave them all their lunches and everybody got their coats on.
"Ready?" She said, and than they opened the door to the garage.
Noise like they never heard before blasted out, however they had been through the press, goverment and people before.
They walked to the car that had no wheels and then Homer drove it out of there, they were met with so many eyes, so many clicks of the camera as they rose to the sky and blasted off.
"First off, The kids" said Homer and than both Lisa and Bart jumped out a few minutes later, they both landed in front of the real surprised Springfield Teacher facility.
They went inside and just followed the rest of the pupils to the assembly hall, before sitting down.
They sat down next to each other and began talking about how boring this was going to be, but to all the kids who were convinced they were Bart and Lisa from 6 months ago, they heard.
"Tony haskee somewhe mage so tarra" said Bart.
"Tarra somewb wabe loss mas excuela" said Lisa, trying to see the bright side of things.
Everybody turned to stare at them.
Bart got out his phone, a holographic beam showed up and he began to play pinball.
Lisa kicked him.
He looked annoyed but that's when he saw everybody was looking at them even the teachers.
But they saw the two chairs up front more importantly.
Lisa pulled him out and they walked up and sat down in front of the entire school.
It was uncomfortable.
They avoided the eyes by reading or playing games.
It draw even more attention.
Principle Skinner went up to the front and said. "Today, I am pleased to welcome our first two students from out of space. Now please be nice to them, their King has killed many human beings to get them here." Before he said. "Can you two please come up and introduce yourselves?"
Bart put his phone down and got up.
He decided to have fun.
"Ajdhshw ehehe jaw ab he" he spoke into the mike, it absolute nonsense before he started to adjust, he went through every language, he knew before finally settling on English, with each language he would twitch his body. "Fixing speech to adjust to common language environment"
The adults and kids reactions were halirious.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
He finally said. "My name is Alberto and this is my little sister from the same nest Angel. Nice to meet you, raw material" he than laughed sinisterly.
Lisa kicked him.
Bart shoved back.
Both of them began fighting.
31 years and they are still fighting.
# Scene Change#
"Maggie" said Marge.
And the car stopped in front of her old nursery, Maggie was lifted up by her mother and handed to the staff.
Marge waved at her and than got into the car.
Maggie pacifier was taken away and her bow before she was scanned, no head lice and a machine was put on her head.
For 31 years, this machine has haunted her.
But not this time.
Gifted.
The words was a shock to the security guard and before she realised what was happening, Maggie found herself placed in that bright room she always dreamed about and was given her bow and Pacificer back.
Things were different for her this time around.
# Scene change#
Homer get out of his car kissed his wife and received his food, he walked to the factory and saw Mr Burns and Smithers waiting outside, waiting to accept their new employee.
Homer walked to them and said. "Hi, Mr Burns"
But it came out as "sjahdw saved ksiww sbeando"
"Ah, you must be the new employee" said Mr Burns, again the man refused to realise Homer Simpsons existed.
Homer nodded.
"He's coherent" said Smithers. "And he has hair"
"Please follow me" said Mr Burns.
They took him to the staff meeting room so that they could introduce him to the staff.
When he came in, everybody turned, his co-workers and friends turned to see him.
He was taken to the front.
"We have a new employee joining us today, he comes from out of space" said Mr Burns, before he said. "I like him already because his ruler massacre thousands of lives just last week and I got to watch it in glorious HD"
Of course he did, Mr Burns was a terrible
Human being.
"Why don't you introduce yourself, my good friend?" Said Mr Burns.
Homer got up and did the exact same thing Bart did to all of them just to see their reaction.
Like father like son after all.
"Adjusting compete" he said, before he said. "My name is Hoover and I look forward to working with every one of you. And if you need somebody to mysteriously dissappear for you, im your guy."
He laughed at the faces of the worried work force.
"I think he might be my new favourite employee." said Mr Burns.
# Scene Change#
Marge turned down the volume she could hear outside of the house and was going through a cooking book, when she heard the doorbell ring.
She opened the door to find the Flanders.
She had no idea that there were many people going to the hospital with burns because they tried to get through the barrier when they weren't neighbours.
"Howdy neighbour" said Ned Flanders.
The two boys began to sing the neighbour song that they sung years before.
Before they knew what a terrible human being Homer Simpson was.
Marge clapped for them.
"What nice sounds" she said, her voice was without that choker feel to it.
"Can we come in? We didn't know what you would like so we brought pie and also garbage" said Ned.
"We'll, than come in and put the garbage in the bin" she said.
And they came in.
The Flanders expected the Simpsons home, they realised immediantly this wasn't that home.
"Wow" said Rod Flanders.
Marge was about to shut the door, when she saw the line of neighbours hidding right after the Flanders with their own pies and Garbage.
She never got such a turn out when they first moved here.
She invited them in.
It really was shapping to be a new beginning for them all.
And scene!