Not Dating –Date
Kagura was spying a bald cook while she was eating with both hands.
A Client of the Yorozuya had asked if they could find out this bald guy´s backgrounds. This shady guy, her target, was a middle-aged dude who was working at a sushi restaurant.
Kagura couldn´t complain. Her client was paing well and the job was rather easy. On top of all, she got free sushi because the client gave her money for food. It would´ve looked weird if she didn´t order anything at the restaurant.
Gin-chan and Shinpachi were at home at the moment. Those lazy ahos.
Kagura finished her meal. She burped loudly.
´As sophisticated as ever, I see, miss pig´, a monotonous voice commented next to her.
Kagura turner her head and saw Okita Shougo standing next to her table.
´Go away, stupid police! ´
´If you´re done, go away yourself. I need to sit here, other tables are full´, Okita pointed out.
But Kagura didn´t leave. She wanted to stay longer (it´d mean more money).
´No !´ Kagura snapped.
´Then, I´ll join you, China pig´, Okita said and sat on the other side of the table.
Kagura looket at him angrily.
´Stop joking around ! This is my table ! ´
´Don´t be stupid, you don´t own this place nor this table. And furthermore, I´ve a job here. ´
´No, I have a job here! ´ Kagura remarked. ´And you can´t know if I brought this table here.´
´What, you count eating as a job? ´
Kagura tilted her head and whispered:
´I´m spying someone. Please don´t interfere. This is Yorozuya´s gig. ´
´You´re the worst spy ever, ´ Okita commented. ´You shouldn´t tell that you´re a spy. And those sunglasses... Pfft.
But… Actually, Shinsengumi is also interested in this place. There might be something criminal going on.´
Okita looked suspicious. But well, he looked always suspicious.
´We´ve a same target? ´ Kagura whispered. ´Are you joking? ´
But then a waitress came to their table. Okita ordered a large portion.
´Shinsengumi is paying´, Okita explained with a smile. ´Put the check on Vice-Commander. ´
´Understood. Have a nice date! ´ a waitress said happily.
Kagura looked after her with an embarrased face.
´a Date?!´ She yelled. ´With him ? NE-´
Okita slapped his hand in front of her mouth.
´Shut up, don´t draw attention for us´, Okita snapped. ´That´s actually quite an idea. We´re on a date. ´
Kagura was mumbling and looking at him with terrified eyes.
´Yes yes, I hate that as much as you do. I hate you, big. But that cook is leaving soon. We can follow him if we pretend to be lovers on our way. ´
Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lovers?!
Okita released her.
´Fine! But this is not an actual date! ´
´Yeah, I don´t date pigs. ´
´And I don´t date stupid sadists! AND…´
And she had only once been on a date, and that didn´t end well (that guy was an alien prince and their date destroyed almost the entire Edo).
´It´s decided, then´, Okita concluded, ´we´re on a date, but not dating. ´
A waitress brought his sushi on the table. Okita continued talking :
´This is a one night stand. ´
´Shut up ! ´