The plan is to have the theme switch from Romance to Weirdness and back from chapter to chapter.
This one is Weirdness. . . I hope. Please write a long, rant-like comment about which one(Romance or Weirdness) you want more of. Thanks.
"Alright, have you invited everyone?" Zeus said.
He was speaking to Herm-EEs, referring to a big, potluck dinner to which all the Pantheons of the various Mythologies would be arriving. Hermes chuckled, writing something darkly.
"Why, Zeus." He said. "I thought you'd never ask."
They danced.
Moments, later, everybody arrived.
"Horus, Thoth, wonderful to see you!" Athena was speaking to two Egyptian gods, who glanced at her. "Hey." Horus said.
Athena looked at the two of them affectionately. "How's the war going?" She asked Horus, god of War.
"Very well, ma'am." He stated.
"And the knowledge?" She asked the Wisdom god, Thoth.
"Oh, I've been researching a great deal of topics and-" He began.
Athena dashed away, smiling.
Meanwhile, at Camp Halfblood. . .
"Hey, Percy!" Nico called.
"Yah?" Percy replied.
"You are far too hot, bud." Nico said.
Percy screamed, triggered. Annabeth chuckled in amusement.
"How cute." She said with a smug smile.
"Hey, y'all!" Charon bounded from his cabin of leadership. "I'll be takin' this camp by storm!" He threw Apollo at somebody.
"Ow." Apollo said.
Amity was gazing at Apollo. Despite liking Artemis and Percy, and Aspen and Shade and all of your ocs, she still thought he was RATHER hot.
"Isn't he handsome?" Amity murmured to Aspen. "I've gotta get in a cabin alone with him tonight. . ."
Aspen looked at her oddly. "Weren't you in love with me, or something?" She asked. "You seemed rather attracted to me yesterday.
Amity kissed her. "Of course not. I just know a beautiful thing when I see it, 'sis"(She thought, since they were half Olympian, that this was allowed).
Aspen shifted uncomfortably. "Hmm. . ."
"You, me, and Apollo, tonight, okay?" Amity asked, gazing into her eyes.
"If you can arrange it with Apollo," Said Aspen. "Then sure."
Later, Percy was chatting with William What's-his-name.
"So, how much can I buy Nico from you for?" He demanded.
Will snorted. "He's not for sale!"
"Aw, please?"
"Meh."
And Olympus exploded, after Thor ate Zeus's cheese.
Short? What do ya mean, short? And what do you mean I haven't written for a long time? He he he.
See y'all, folks.