Pain
Ouch
A lot of pain
Okay, I don't know how I always get to survive from those alpine altitudes.
Or maybe I'm death right now...
Also, why the hell I'm lying not he ground, I don't know what in a damn I was doin..
"I think that he is waking up," a voice suddenly spoke out, which a somewhat female voice, I'm still very dizzy but...
What the hell man
"Ummm, sir, are you feeling alright," another voice spoke, I think it is a masculine one
I slowly began to open my eyes, and the first thing that greeted me was the beautiful sun, and not only that I looked right into it.
Yep, there's nothing better than waking up feeling like if I just drank liquor the whole night, and not only that, add look directly into the sun into that awesome list...
There is a word in my country for this situation, guayabo.
I could say that this is really ummm
okay...what...the...f**k...
As I opened my eyes again, what did I see, well than girls and boys, two horses, multicolored horses, or maybe they aren't horses, I mean, from bare sight they are much smaller, they are small horses?
They are staring at me, clearly confused, weird...
Wait did I just saw a trace of expression in some horses, I think that animals can't express emotions through their faces.
Hm, must be the dizziness on my head...
I began to move my head in every direction to find the source of these two voices, maybe the owner of...
"Do you need help?", the feminine voice again spoke out
Wait a second what that means that it comes from...
No f***in way
"What are you doing in the floor mister," the masculine pony WAIT WHAT THE HORSE JUST F***IN SPOKE
Do you know the answer that I gave that small horse, a load, freaking
"AHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE HELL!"
That startle the two horses at the same time
"Ummm, did we do something wrong!" the feminine small horse exclaimed with fear and concern.
And yes YOU F***IN DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD
YOU FREAKING JUST SPOKE, WHAT THE HELL
"You... can... sp..p..peak," I responded with pure fear, I was startled, anxious, and scared at the same time
This is the most unnatural thing that has happened on my whole life, maybe satanic, this is just wrong, HOW THE HELL A HORSE CAN SPEAK, and also, WHERE THE F**K AM I?
Looking again with more attention at my surroundings, there were ponies in the skies, and just a little farther from the point that we were currently, also ponies...
"Um sir, are you feeling alright, you must have some terrible accident sore something like that," the masculine pony began to talk after that rant.
An accident
Wait a minute...
That's right, the accident!
Now I remember everything, the Atena project, and the CSC mission to the exoplanet, and I fell into that canyon when I landed there, but where am I, in what place of the F***IN UNIVERSE YOU CAN FIND TALKING COLORED SMALL HORSES!
"I'm sorry but I'm just really confused right now!" I answered with really quickness and dizziness, really who can blame at this moment, on drugs maybe, very probable, because this is just wrong.
"You are saying that we can't talk when you are a pony also," the feminine voice declared with a little bit of hesitation and, wait what did she just said...
Oh no
Not in bloody hell, I'm drugged, I think that those hibernation pills affectedly brain hardly...
You know what did I see when I looked down to my body
One, I wasn't human anymore, I'm not human anymore, IM NOT F***IN HUMAN ANYMORE!
My body was shaped just like one of those ponies, a light blue covering my body, also I have a MUZZLE AND A TAIL!
I'm afraid, I'm really afraid, could I be on drugs right now?
"For...God's...sake," I could only mutter with pure terror on both my face and my voice, this just adds a bonus to the most freaking crazy day of human life, it may be a bestseller if I publish it as a book.
What do I need to do right now, get the F**K OUT OF HERE and try to find the most reasonable explanation for my... condition right know.
With all my forces I was trying to stand up, only to fail miserably
"Sir do you need some help!" the feminine voice spoked again when she see me stumble down after that awkward attempt of standing up.
"NO!, I mean I'm alri...ght, hehehe," damn awkward grin.
The second attempt, at least this time it was more successful than the last time, you know this s**t is just weird at this point, how the hell I was transformed into a pony...
I'm dead, now this is 100% confirmed, I died on that accident when I fell to that foggy canyon, that's the most reasonable explanation right know.
"Are you sure," the masculine emm pony, apparently, began to speak again, "we can hide you to the local hospital, you look really.."
Before he could say anything else I quickly interrupt him, I'm not going to accept help from this ponies of f***in wonderland
"No thanks, I'm feeling alright," an obvious lie that could be recognized even with my current shaky voice, but I can use them at least to find out some answers, "but I emmm have! actually a question, for both of you".
This caused a curious look on their pony faces
"Ummm do you know I what location I'm currently in? country, town?"
"Oh, umm you are in a pathway near Ponyville, Equestria," the female pony stated proudly.
Ponyville, Equestria, f***in cliché names, but the first that must be the name of the town I'm near, and the latter must be the name of the nation I'm currently am, never heard of them, definitely dead right now.
"P..p..ponyville, Equestria..." I began, I need to get the hell out of here as quickly as possible, "Well then ummm ponies it was a pleasure to umm meet you I suppose"
I quickly turned my back from them, leaning one way to another while walking in four feet?, no HOOVES, cause apparently I'm a freaking equine right now, congrats to this s**t I'm living right now.
"Sir!" I looked behind me at that call again, both of those ponies have a half awkward half happy face, "Welcome to Ponyville!"
I simply nodded with an awkward smile as they wave their arms, no I guess LEGS? in some kind of bye-bye...
Okay...I'm doing this S**T!
OUCH
OUCH
F**K
ouch, wow another fall...
I have been walking shakily for 10 minutes already since I left those two ponies behind, and trying to go up a hill, guess what, I fell by the side of the hill going of the first road leading apparently to that Ponyville town.
My face crashed directly into a small pond just at the bottom of the small hill, great just f***in great
Wow, so this is how I look like?
I just stared down at the reflection of my face on the small pond, that light blue fur, my light brown eyes, also my brown hair, a pony, a f***in pony, also this body is difficult to control, and walking in four umm, hooves? I suppose, its kinda hard, it doesn't feel like if I was crawling, it feels weird, like if I was using my normal two legs, only adding two more...
Great just great I am dead...
¿But how did I felt pain when rolling down that hill?
Just a quick experiment...
Ouch yep, that punch in my face surely makes me feel pain, maybe in this other afterlife? I suppose you can still feel pain...
Or the second conclusion is that I'm on the exoplanet right now, Zia by cutting that long reference to the name that Colombia gave to this apparent planet.
¿Could I still be in that place, or did I even landed there?
I raised my view of the skies and found out something very peculiar in the high place...
I could see some kind of strips of purple clouds way way up on the atmosphere per se, the same spotlight that I noticed on the window of La Libertad.
Also the trees, they all looked like the ones that I saw in the forest while landing on Zia, and in a third thing, the whole freaking place, it looked animated, cartoonish, what the hell...
Music, I could hear a choir producing a class of music, apparently close to me
I got up again in a shaky manner to follow this music, going all the way with my full forces up the road again, I began to follow the music that apparently it came from right over there?
Birds, that's the source of that music, but they were all coordinated, like an orchestra or something like that, I took a seat in a human way cause' how the hell would I know to seat like one of this f***in ponies, I don't really know, what's that?
A pony raised up in the air with wings? what wings?, I think that I saw some ponies like this already, and this just raised another question in my head, why some of this ponies have wings and the others not, I saw also that some of them have a horn, like the unicorns of Greek mythology, it's like if every pony of this land have different characteristics, I didn't have either a horn or wings, that made me what?, a normal pony, a pony of land, some s**t that I don't know?
Okay, these questions were only giving me a headache, also the pony was just talking to one of the birds that if I didn't mention, it was umm out of tune, I suppose?
Okay here it comes the music again and one, and two, and three...oh who is that?
A purple pony with a horn, uhh, you know what, when I refer from now on to the ponies that have horns I'm going to call them unicorns because I don't know how close I could classify them to the word NORMAL.
Something positive of the day, I got close to the music because it was actually good, it sounded like a symphony to my ears, aaand also a new question just popped on my mind, what the hell are those umm tattoos I suppose? locate on their umm backside, lets call it backside
Don't know what they mean, also I don't know if that is even f***in relevant, but what it is relevant and curious is why the hell does everyone have this tattoo on their back flank, you born with it? maybe, that must be the most simple answer to this turmoil.
Do I have one of these F***IN TATTOOS, I don't even want to see it but where...
Oh, wow
A town, that I must suppose it must be Ponyville, also the purple unicorn and the pony with wings apparently just leave the place they were currently at, I think that I also saw a lizard in the back of the purple one, damn, okay before I continue I must find a name also for that class of ponies with wings, ummmm I don't know ummm oh, a pegasus, also like the ones of the Greek mythology...
Could I be in the Olympus or something like that
Shaking my head in disproval, I follow my previous thought of heading directly to that Ponyville town, aaand what political system do they have? I haven't seen any sign of humans at this point, also no roads, umm I've seen a couple of carts being pulled by those simple ponies, you know, they looked like the ones on Earth just that smaller, bigger eyes, etc...
I'm going to call them earth ponies, more reasonable, I don't think so baby, also this place looks like a German-type town with the most horrible architecture I've ever seen on my freaking life.
Who is the architect of this town, it really needs a sue to learn how to design proper buildings, this s**t could be easily destroyed if war comes by, damn
Aaaand these ponies smile, a lot, why the hell do they smile so much, they look like if they were permanently happy
Huh, unlike me the only thing I give them is pure blank glares, not representing irritation or rage, but just blankness.
This place is isolated or what? where is everyone, I mean, yes, I've seen a couple of ponies pass by but not a lot, I was expecting to see at least a medium populations for the number of stores in the sides of this dirt road
Whoa, a tall per se circular structure stand out in the middle of the road, like an interjection
It looks like if it was made of physical candy, great architecture, by the way, I want to meet the gut that designed all go this houses and really punch him in the face for his great planning, and I could say this by judging from the colors, and the roof? its made like of a kind of chocolate cake, oh my goodness...
You know, for now, I'm going to consider this ponies alien natives of Zia, or this planet, with neutral intentions, either hostile or peaceful, they can cause a war with the Republic of Colombia with a bad action...
I think that I'm alone now
Huh, also for the design I can guess that is a store just guessing, and, maybe I could ask for something to eat and drink, they are going to kick me for asking for free food, but maybe from the peaceful vibe that this place sends they could be kind enough to give me something for free, impossible in Colombia, maybe impossible in any part of either the Earth, Moon, Mars, or Venus that contains humans within.
By the way, did I mention how f***in exhausted I was at this point, I could resist some days without neither eating or drinking, the Colombian military normally trains you for those conditions especially when fighting guerrilla warfare, that made them so efficient towards the terrorist troops during the Syrian civil war, that by the way, thank God ended an only a couple of years ago.
But yeah, I needed food and a beverage right now, I'm just praying to God that the only thing that sells is some king of equine food, like grass, or hay, I might eat ummm alien food if they have any, by this new body I suppose that I can eat me without being intoxicated or poised to death.
Great, just great, I am apparently on an alien planet with neither resources or contact to the Colombian government or the lander, I am stranded, this is just great, just great right away...s**t I'm really frustrated right now...
F**k this s**t I'm going to enter to that place
New thought while I'm walking tho that place, they were talking English?
Would prefer Spanish, mas fácil para mi considerando esta situación, easier for me considering this situation, that I'm forced to be but the way, but how, how falling through an abyss transformed me into this, a pony, CONSIDERING that the abyss transformed me into a pony, even though, they are talking an Earth language!
How is that possible, maybe the change of body mad eme understand and talk they're language as if I would be talking normal English, I can now add a coin to the good things of this situation jar, cause' apparently they are very few.
I can't contact my country, worse, I can't contact my own species or my own planet...
Also, I must have caused a turmoil in every single space agency that was connected to this project, because I'm sure that the CSC couldn't do this thing of interstellar traveling alone, I can bet that they allied with the NASA, ESA, Roscosmos, or the Chinese Space Agency for making this project work, such and exactitude and real importance, if any government on Earth finds out what happened, its over, its really over, APPEALING to the idea that I'm on Zia on this moment.
Entering the coffee shop, I think, no, its more like a bakery, displaying different types of candies, cakes, muffins, and other types of sweet foods, a candy shop combines with a bakery?
Another good thing, it has human for, I think.
I mean, chocolate is human food, and I know that it can surely at least satisfy my hunger, even if I would prefer something of salt right now.
Oh great, another question in my mind popped out, ¿How do they even know how to make these sweets? apparently, there is sugar in this world, another coin for that good things jar, but, for making chocolate you need milk, and the milk comes from the cows obviously, so ¿Do they have cows in this world, at least alien ones? and are their sentient, ponies are sentient obviously per se, but the cows no? They are also animals, or they are sentient and I don't know if they get paid for their milk, or just simply the chocolate is fabricated from another mean in this world, the only fruit that looks like one from Earth is the apple, which I spotted a couple in some trees, but I think that it was simply another fruit that LOOKS like an apple, because it would be really weird to have the same fruit in two totally different planets.
Okay, time for the awkward moment of asking for free food, and hopefully for some kind of water...
The sun of this planet has just hidden, and you know, that was one of the weirdest experiences on my life, I have also never met a pers- umm PONY that has been so generous with someone else.
These aliens are really very pure of heart per se, I mean I haven't met anyone really in this town but for the few interactions I had with them they seem to be very, friendly.
They gave me free food and a glass of water even though they offered me also a kind of milkshake? that from the description they gave would cost like 20 thousand Colombian pesos, and that's like 7 US dollars, so I could say that on Earth it would have been expensive, and all of this after selling them a kinda awkward story built around these ponies.
As I anticipated, it was candy they gave me, lots of it
Chocolate, cakes, candy canes, muffins, and other sweets for FREE
Yep, I'm still pointing that out, it's just impressive how willing and generous they are.
I could say that right now I'm really satisfied with their service, and where am I walking right now?
Supposedly the town hall of this place for some kind of important celebration they are going to make this day so, and also, they actually have a government, and a government must have laws and a political system, but I really don't know if a democracy could be a concept for this ponies so I'll go with the classic one that has always been recognized as one of the first political systems of all mankind, hopefully also for this ponies, and a monarchy, a monarchy must be the political concept that must rule this lands, but I don't really know s**t about this ponies to really say anything about how their society works.
Interesting, haven't seen any class of law enforcement around here...is this like the Holland of this planet or something like that, wouldn't be surprised at all considering the kind nature that these ponies apparently have.
An explanation was given at least, and that why this place is so freaking alone, and the and the answer to that question is that apparently a party was being hosted by the daughter of the owners of that place, in a library...
That is weird, who would host a party IN A LIBRARY
The bright side is that I may find another piece of information about these ponies with the sole mention that they ACTUALLY have a library in this town.
That means that these ponies also have the skill of writing, and judging by the design of this town, I could say that their technologies were behind ours at least four centuries ago, meaning that the books were handwritten, or hoofwritten? how the f**k these ponies can write if they don't have hands, but for the presence of books there must be a history, scientific or some kind of the s**t about this planet that could actually be interesting for me at least.
Apparently, the town hall is like umm a tower, in the center of this town.
Again, I really hate the architecture of this place...
Huh, a lost memory just came by right again, the CSC did mention me one time that there was a class of movement on this planet, and I can only refer that to a society, a society of ponies, the aliens are ponies...
No one expected that for sure, and, I'm really beginning to believe that the CSC was hiding me huge parts of information, they could have sent me here for analyzing their thing of intelligent life on this planet, something that I just confirmed to be true.
I'm the first human to ever t..talk to intelligent life on another celestial body...
The first to talk with other sentient species that isn't the human being, now that's an accomplishment.
This place is huge, looks like a king's throne room, several banners with different images of ponies on a landscape apparently, hanging from the roof of this place, theatre balconies going out of the sides of the room, and at the center of it there is what I suppose the VIP balcony in the upper part, and in the lower one there is a small stage, this place is also decorated for the upcoming event I heard it was going to be held on this place.
Well, this room is alone, I better get going to umm somewhere where I can find answers to what happened to me, and I gove a simple damn to the traditions of this pla...
"Excuse me, sir," an old voice snapped me out of my head and turning back to see who it was, a pony yes, but it looked like it was already an adult perso-pony, that doesn't apply here apparently.
"I didn't really expect for someone to show up so early, I thought that everypony was at the Ms. Pinkie party"
I suppose that she refers to the upcoming celebration and the party of the library.
"I'm uhhh new here Ma'am," I answered with a serious face, "I just traveled a long distance just for the celebration," opportunity for more information, "which I vaguely know Madam if you could indulge me more it would be greatly appreciated".
"Ohh, we have a gentlecolt here," she stated after a short chuckle, also what the f**k is that word, "of course I'll indulge you more about the celebration mister..."
Oh s**t my name
"Jose, Jose Santacruz, and I'm having the pleasure of talking to..."
"The mayor, the mayor of Ponyville"
Democracy? the word rang the bells of my mind, and also, she didn't give me her name, she is the mayor but what, her name...
"Well then Mr. J...os...e," said my name like if she was testing it, also what a horrible way to pronounce a Spanish name, but I can't blame her, apparently Spanish doesn't exist on this world, "you just came right in time for the Summer Sun Celebration!"
Great, but what the f**k it is, you only gave me the name mayor!
"Please have a seat, the town will probably won't come for a while, Ms. Pinkie surely throws the best parties in Ponyville," congrats, I don't care, even though I simply nodded at that statement, "We must be awake for the moment when Princess Celestia raises the sun, I need to attend some work briefly, I will be back soon".
Wait sho the f**k is Princess Celestia
Oh, this just reinforced the idea, better, it confirmed it, the political system of this nation is a monarchy, but why a princess, and what did she meant with rises the sun, who is the woma- what is the name of a feminine horse, Ummm mare, I think that it is mare, and men are stallions, I'm quite sure that is that way...
Nevermind then who is this mare, she must be the daughter of a queen, but rise the sun, what did she mean with that?
Maybe a religion of these lands, so I still can't confirm that this is a monarchy, but she did mention that we will SEE HER.
Huh that must be awkward, probably they are going to stare at a statue at 5 am waiting for the sun to rise up, that must be the explanation for the Princess Celestia, she must be a statue that is adored, just like in ancient Persia and all of those old Arabian countries, excluding Israel obviously.
For some weird reason their moon just fascinates me, looking from way down to this surface I now can add more proof to the theory that I'm still on the Zia planet, that's probably the most realistic explanation after all...
It has something enchanting, almost magical, I could almost swear that the craters on its surface form a pony, with a horn, it sends a magical vibe from it, weird and mysterious indeed...
The f**k is that music
I swear that I'm hearing a weird tune coming magically out of the air
WHAT THE F**K!
My body is moving by its own, o s**t is that a spotlight coming out of nowhere, the BLOODY HELL
No resist, my lips are trying to sing something I feel, s**t I... must...resit
The music is going louder and louder, NO F**K
"This will all make sense surely one day
Someday I will see that this makes sense
One day when this world begans to make sense
I'll think back and realize
That these were all completely normal events"
"HELP, WHY AM I SINGIN..."
"I'll have all the answers when I understand more
Like why am I in this strange land
I know in a couple of years"
"Wait for WHAT, STOP PLEASE STOP!"
"These will seems like childish thoughts
And so I know this isn't bad, it's good"
"NO, IT'S BAD, REALLY BA-"
"Growing up means adapting
Puzzling at your world and your place
When I understand more
I'll feel totally secure
About staying
On this really weird land"
"It stopped, oh great I NO!" I'm also dancing, by the way, that gives a total awesome bonus apparently to this S**T!
"See, that will all make sense when I understand more
So there's no need to be terrified or tense"
Softer music, great
"I'll just dream about a time
When I'm in my age of prime"
And the great f***in finale
"Cause when I understand my purpose
Absolutely everything makes sense
It's all fine"
"No more music? Ha yes, YES it's over oh my goodness thank God that no one saw it...oh"
I don't care of they are aliens or not, this is one of the most awkward events that I have experienced in my life
A small crowd was just staring at me with grins on their faces as they clapped their hooves together.
"Not only a gentlecolt but also a singer with a very lovely voice," the Mayor said from behind.
S**t, f**k me really, I couldn't have been more freaking embarrassed in my whole life...
¿But what the freak just happened!?
Why did I just sang that it surely gad a message, like if someone else was trying to...tell me something?
Thank God that no one remembered that episode...
For the next couple of hours its was based on watching how ponies entered the town hall and took a seat, also what a weird form of doing that, or maybe not, they sit like, horses
I think that I'm the one doing the weird things, judging from the expressions that these people-err ponies have given me at my apparently 'human' way of sitting on the floor.
Damn...I don't know for how much time I'm going to be trapped here, and, I don't really think that Colombia will send a rescue mission anytime soon, considering my situation and involving an interstellar journey.
I'm also wondering the physics of this place, and how the hell this place hasn't been disintegrated for their sun, it's just way too close for this planet...
Damnit too many questions about this place, it's just not natural, it looked very fictional.
Those are birds...
Again the chirping, this time coming from one of the balconies, hey, that is the same errr pegasus that I saw coming to this town
Yellow coat I think, blue eyes but I'm not sure about that part, it's really difficult to tell from the distance where I'm on.
I raised a curious eyebrow at this, how is she doing that with those animals, it looks like if she was guiding them on the music, as I said earlier, just like an orchestra.
Does she have some magic powers to communicate with those animals, I remember that she talked to one of them in that tree near the pathway, I don't understand how is just possible what she is doing, and I can tell that from her facial features.
This place has an apparent majority of emm female ponies, I just haven't spotted a lot of males in this town, both when I was walking in the pathway and right here on the town hall.
Well, I think that the show is going to begin, and I can tell that for the loud noise and the sudden sound of trumpets.
"Fillies and gentlecolts," she began, really what the f**k is wrong with the vocabulary of this place, "As Mayor of Ponyville: it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!"
Cheers were heard around the town hall, it seems like it was really expected by the natives of this town.
"In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise and celebrate this, The Longest Day Of The Year!" the mayor stated, also why does she say 'the magic of the sunrise,' its a rare occurrence in this world the emmm sunrise.
I can't really confirm if this is the longest day of the year or not, I don't have any remote idea of what hour it currently is.
"And now; it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land," okay now this is interesting, and I'm now sure that the political system of this place is a monarchy, "The very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day"
Sun and the Moon, it must be like a statue that is only revealed in this celebration, a kind of religion from these lands.
Even though my curiosity just woke up in my whole body, I could hear my heart on its anxiousness to see the 'ruler' of this land.
Or maybe these ponies are brainwashed by an actual pony, making them believe that this umm pony is the one that controls their sun and their moon, if that's the case then these ponies are really naive, but who am I to criticize them?
"The good. The wise"
Dramatic background drums
"The bringer of Harmony to all of Equestria"
Oh yes, that's the name of this nation...
Huh, weird a gut feeling, like if something bad is going to happen...
"Princess Celestia!"
And who are we supposed to see, oh
Gasps of shock and fear are being heard out loud it this place as if a terrible tragedy had just happened.
Okay, this is bad... I suppose, what has just happened, someone stole the statue, or this 'Princess Celestia' is real and simply didn't show up, even though, it seems like something really bad is happening right now, s**t.
"Remain calm everypony, there must be a reasonable explanation..." hmm I suppose this is bad, no, it must be really bad, even I am feeling kinda sick for this whole situation
"She's gone!" A certain white emm unicorn exclaimed from one of the balconies, also, this statement just caused more gasps of shock...
The f**k is happening right now, my gut feeling is alerting me of something but I don't know what it is.
The f**k?
My body suddenly became one hundred percent alert, a purple mist appeared out of nowhere in umm the VIP balcony, I suppose, it sends a vibe of danger, and I must be ready for this and defend these ponies for any possible upcoming threat, after all, they trained me to defend liberty, justice, and equality, for humans or these naive ponies.
Out of the mist, a pony came out, and it didn't look anything like the ponies that I've normally have seen on this land.
It had both a horn and wings, a dark body covered by a shiny armor, looked like it came from the medieval times judging for its design, a moon in the center of it, turquoise eyes and a crescent moon tattoo on her rear end, f**k this s**t.
"Oh my beloved little subjects," the mysterious pony began, SHE says it like if she was their ruler of ummm Equestria, is she that Celestia that everyone has talked about, I suppose that not for those horrified expressions on this ponies faces.
"It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces," says it like if she was holding a grudge against these ponies.
"What did you do with our Princess!" A feminine voice exclaimed.
An evil laugh, "Why, am I not royal enough for you?"
You know, my only reaction was an angry glare, I'm sure that this girl is not the ruler of this lands, I suppose she is trying to make a coup d'etat.
"Don't you know who I am?" a tyrant, "Does my crown no longer count now I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend?" somewhat of a glare appeared on her face, "did you not see the signs?"
"I did!"
A feminine voice also exclaimed
"And I know who you are!" the source of the voice stepped out of the crowd, oh, she is the purple unicorn that was talking to the yellow pegasus, "The Mare in the Moon! Nightmare Moon!"
So that is her name, Nightmare Moon, wow their parents really hate her for giving such a f***ing bad cliché name.
A loud gasp was heard, hmph, these ponies mist be really scared while seeing they are backing down.
"Well well well," cliché line, "somepony who remembers me"
"You must then also know why I'm here."
"You're here to... to..." great she is afraid considering that loudly gulp
"Hmhmhmhm remember this day little ponies, as if it was your last, from this moment forth, the night will last forever!"
Lightning tormented across the dark skies as a tornado began to envelop her
I'm going to kick the a** of that tyrant, she asked for it, and that's whats she is going to get.
"YOU!" I exclaimed, getting the attention of both the unicorn and the dark pony, "That's surely the most idiotic plan I've ever heard on my whole life, oohhh so scary the last will last forever ohh," I continued in an obviously teasing tone, causing more gasps among the crowd.
"Oh, just look at this," the dark pony began in a dark tone, "A pony who thinks that he can confront me"
"Ha, not only that, I'm going to kick you, tyrant," I responded with a grin on my face, even though I could sense a violent urge rolling throughout my whole body
More thunder, you know I think that this was a really bad idea, this only makes me flinch slightly.
If I'm going to die then let it be for a f***ing good cause
"Do you want to fight me earth pony," she spat out like if referring to that name was a disgusting thing.
"BRING IT ON!"
For God and liberty!
Suddenly the tornado began to momentarily disappear, at least F**K
She began to fire dark magic from her horn, I'm sure that it is meant for f***ing me up.
This pony has a stormtrooper aim, s**t not even one-time lady.
In this case, I could only debilitate her for the fact she is a woman and not by punches but aiming for the legs, and as quickly as I could, I went to tackle down only the legs of this mare to at least debilitate her momentarily, it went horribly wrong.
I crashed directly to the wall, okay I'm f***in death, she fired again her magic directly at me, I raised both my limbs to protect my face...the hell
The ball of dark magic just... bounced when it touched my body, it made my body feel a little bit sha-
"WHAT! IMPOSSIBLE"
Yep not even myself could believe it
She began to fire several blasts of not magic this time, but of lighting, each of one failing miserably when it touched my body, the f**k is happening
"Seize her!" the voice of the mayor suddenly exclaimed
Various guards quickly went to capture her at the moment that our glares were fixed in each one to the other.
That hurt, at least for them, it was obvious that this mare was paying attention to the guards in golden armor, as lightning struck them and send various flying away, and before anyone could do something else, the pony extended her wings and immediately took off to the skies
"Damnit you coward!" I exclaimed
No way this pony is going to escape from me, I quickly turned back at AHHH
"Who are you?!" the valiant purple unicorn exclaimed at me with a frown of curiosity.
Also WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING that mare if freaking escaping, I'm sorry obstacle...
"DAMN! none of your business alright, step to the side lady," you know, this s**t is more business to her than it is to me apparently.
"Yeah!" oh s**t that startled me, a blue pegasus suddenly appeared by my side, "How could an earth pony block magic from an ALICORN!" that was racist, "and how could you just attack Nightmare Moon with no hesitation, are you crazy or something like that.."
"As I said to umm miss..."
"Twilight Sparkle!" the purple unicorn exclaimed
"Yeah... as I said to Miss Sparkle here, none of you're business!"
"No, it is actually my business!" the purple unicorn snapped, her tone softened a little bit as she looked up at the moon, "I knew she was going to come this night...I..." a sigh.
Fighting with her won't apport to anything, and she was expecting all of this, great a source of information for this problem at least
"Sorry," I began, "I think that we began with the wrong han-err hoof"
Great, at least the glare just ceased on her face, also why this pegasus was still here, go f**k off!
"Ma'am, my name is Jose Santacruz," I stated
She raised a curious brow as we shook our hoofs
"Twilight Sparkle," she stated proudly.
"Emmm," the awkward moment, " Miss Sparkle, it would be greatly appreciated any piece of information about this current threat".
A thoughtful look appeared on her face
"If you tell how did you block the magic of Nightmare Moon"
I can't answer you that, and did she just said MAGIC, I thought that the black matter that looks like magic was some kind of a particle breakpoint.
"Deal!" I'll need to make up a story
"Follow me!" she turned her back and began to run into a certain direction.
I nodded as I began to follow her from behind
Wait a minute, that's a giant lizard on her back?
It actually looks like a dragon, difficult to tell cause' we are in the middle of the night.
"Come back here! Nighttime? Forever? Where are you going?"
Part I
Sorry for the long chapter again, I'll keep adding new chapters very soon.