Title: TURTLES WHERE TURTLES SHOULD NOT BE
Summary: This story is the result of myself and a friend deciding to make a AnE parody, and uh well, it's rated M. Rin is unconscious, Mephisto likes turtles, Shiemi can crawl into tight spaces, and Yukio is just Yukio honestly.
Full Summary: The way we wrote this was I wrote a word, she wrote the next word, and I wrote the next and so on. So definitely zero comprehension whatsoever lmao anyways here it is~
Mephisto used an aggravated turtle to wash Rin's diaper. Yukio did nothing to help; he instead watched on the table. Secretly, Yukio liked watching. He wasn't a homosexual, but Mephisto's body wash was a very green-smelling phenomenon. Rin, unconscious, did not know that there was a turtle in his anus! What was Rin to do? Should Yukio remove Mephisto's turtle, or be consumed by its perverted tongue?
He laughed as it ate Mephisto's pudding.
"Why are you doing that?" Yukio asked. Mephisto also wanted to know.
"Why are you eating my DICK?" Yukio tilted his head because it hurt his brain when Mephisto spoke.
"I don't know," the turtle said. Mephisto killed the turtle because it ate his chocolate back bologna.
Rin woke up screaming because his anus was expanded. He wasn't used to his turtle up his butt and dead. He looked at Yukio. Mephisto was hiding under the ceiling. He also craved Rin's toenail fungus. Instead of doing Rin, he did Yukio.
"I really don't like homosexuals," Yukio told him. "But you are not masculine." Mephisto was absolutely gay for men.
Then Shiemi bursted out of Rin's rectum. Rin liked it when everyone saw his fetish. He had a lot of fetishes. Like diapers filled with turtles. Unfortunately, Mephisto had slain his favorite diaper turtle, Bob. Rin cried and wet the bed. Suddenly, boobs grew from Yukio's chest. Rin squealed. They were huge~!
Mephisto was offended. He didn't like boobs. He zipped his hat and did several men in front of Yukio to make him jealous.
"I have seventeen butts on my dick," Mephisto taunted. "I don't want any of your rectum boobs."
Mephisto watched dramatically as Yukio cried. He had the homo now, and he was hungry for Mephisto's back bologna. He now dived towards Mephisto's bowtie. Mephisto gasped.
"Bitch, I'm not your booty anymore," Mephisto sassily declared.
"BREASTS!" Rin screamed, diving out to Yukio. Unbeknownst to them, the boobs were fake. Rin hugged Yukio and Mephisto's breasts.
Plop.
"I was under hypnosis." Mephisto looked down, blushing. "My breasts are made of turtles."
some background-
Back Bologna - I was in econ class with this person, and i said a history hw question about Babylonian captivity of the pope and she thought i said "back bologna of the throat" and thats just been The Joke for a few weeks now
Anyways, I'll see ya~