Rhodey, looking into the camera: Hello, everybody and welcome to the second edition of Truth or Drinks with the Avengers. Today we are receiving the very first couple of our team.
Tony: Our very first married couple, in fact!
Rhodey: And the very first parents of the team.
Tony: Hey, that's true!
Rhodey: Enough with the chitty chat, Tony.
Tony: Yeah. Please welcome the ones and only Mrs and Mr Barton!
Laura: Hi.
Clint: Yo.
Tony: So much enthusiasm here on set.
Rhodey: On Set? We're in the living room.
Tony: I've always wanted to say that, having my own show and doing everything I want.
Rhodey: Please, anybody, don't ever let Tony Stark have his own show. Now, you guys already know the rules; a question, you say the truth or you take a shot.
Tony: Oh, this ought to be interesting.
Rhodey: To be prepared, this time we picked questions from the internet since no one gave us questions.
Tony: Help us out, toniers!
Clint: Toniers?
Tony: Yeah, they are my fans. You know like, Mixers are Little Mix's fans or Streepers are Meryl Streep's fans. We should totally find a name for the Avengers' fans, why don't they have a name? Even the fans of Uggie have a name, which by the way is a dog. They're called the Uggie huggers!
Laura: Look, Tony, the fandoms decide the name, not the star.
Tony: Hey, I'm a star!
Rhodey: No, you're not. First question; Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?
Laura: Are you serious?
Tony: Of course, we are.
Clint: That would be inside the farmhouse.
Laura: Clint! People are gonna watch this!
Clint: What's the point in lying?
Laura: You could've take a shot.
Clint, thinking for a moment: Meh.
Rhodey: The farmhouse?
Laura: With this kids, it's the only place where we can be alone and be at peace whenever we want.
Clint: But that's not a real romantic place.
Tony: Next question, what do you always fight about?
Laura: Oh, that's easy. Directions, this guy can't never understand the simpliest things.
Clint: Well, if somebody would give the directions with more clarity, I wouldn't have to kill the car on almost every trips we've taken.
Laura, looking directly at him: How do you want me to be more clear? Is "Turn on the left" so difficult to understand? Geez, no wonder I always have to yell "No, your other left!".
Rhodey: She's got a point.
Laura and Clint both look at him with a somewhat glare.
Rhodey: Not that anybody's counting...
Tony: Take a shot, shut up and let's move on.
The couple did exactly as told and waited for the next question.
Rhodey: Who's the better parent?
Clint takes a shot as Laura says: Oh, me.
Laura: Oh, you're taking a shot.. Well..
Clint: You are.
Laura: If you think that why did you take a shot?
Clint: We only took one shot, and it was because Tony ordered us to.
Laura: Understandable.
Clint: Yup.
Tony: Next question and very last question. What do you find more annoying about the other?
Laura: That's already the last question?
Tony: Maybe you'll have one more if you answer well to this one.
Laura nods and thinks about the question
Laura: Come on, guys. *takes a shot*
Clint: I agree. *takes a shot*
Tony: There we go! The parents are finally having fun!
Rhodey: And all it took was 4 questions.
Tony and Rhodey laugh while Laura rolls her eyes.
Rhodey: As Tony promised, here's the last question. *whispers to Tony* What's the last question?
Tony: *whispering back* I don't know, what's the last question?
Laura: Wait a minute, are you making this up as we go?
Tony: uh... Yes. But we do it brilliantly!
Rhodey: He's right, you know.
Tony: Yep.
Laura sighs: What have I gotten myself into?
Clint: Come on, babe, we're having fun!
Laura: Oh, we are?
Clint tucks out his tongue at her
Rhodey: *snaps his fingers* I know! Would you touch Steve's abs if you had the opportunity?
Laura grabs a shot and sips on it loudly while looking straight into the camera
Clint: Wha— I can't even be mad. I would, I literally would. *shrugs and takes a shot*
Tony, looking at Rhodey: We have to ask Romanoff this question
Rhodey: Oh, we will.
Clint: Well, that was fun.
Rhodey: Yeah, it was. Anyway, see you guys next time!
Tony: You know what to do, toniers! Help, love you.