Rhodey: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most chaotic show you'll ever watch! You asked for this duo and you got it.
Tony: Welcome Thor and Loki for your first time in this emission.
Rhodey: This will be quite funny since these two come from another world.
Thor: Realm, actually.
Tony: Same thing
Loki: Absolutely not.
Rhodey: Whatever. Which one is the favorite child?
Loki: Definitely Thor. He's such a Daddy's boy.
Thor, glaring at him: And you got daddy issues, *looks at the camera* That's why he tried to take over New York.
Loki: I deserved my own people.
Thor: Well, it wasn't –
Tony: Guyyys! We've got the camera rolling.
Rhodey looks at the cards Tony wrote and sighs
Rhodey: I will be preparing next time.
Tony: Come on, it's an important question! Have you ever heard the other one having sex?
Thor and Loki look at each other then take a shot.
Thor: I like!*throws the shot on the ground, splashing it around* Another!
Tony: Thor! Those are expensive!
Rhodey: You're a damn billionaire, Tony. Why do you care?
Loki, looking into the camera: I can only apologize for my brother's despicable behavior, I'm clearly the better brother.
Thor: Excuse me?
Loki: You're excused. *winks*
Rhodey: Which brings us to another question, which one is the most successful?
Loki: Obviously me.
Thor: Are you, though? *scrunches his nose* I'm an Avenger.
Loki: And I'm a fucking God.
Tony: So he is *points to Thor*
Loki: He just wields around a hammer, I can turn into anything I want. Literally.
Rhodey: He's got a point.
Tony rolls his eyes then asks the next question
Tony: Do you wish you were an only child?
Loki: Technically, I am.
Thor: So am I, he's adopted.
Tony: Now, very important question. If you had to set up on a date two people from our team, who would they be?
Loki takes a shot with a shrug
Thor: Oh, come! It's obvious, Steve and Natasha. I just want to grab them and make them kiss, yu know as if they were dolls.
Loki: Dolls?
Tony: That's - something we should probably try someday.
Loki: You could trick them.
Thor: Like you tricked me?
Loki, rolling his eyes: Is this about the snake thing again?
Thor: Yes! *looks at the camera* Can you believe that when we were children he turned into a snake - because he knows I love them - and he transformed back and stabbed me! He used the thing I love most to get at me, I love snakes!
Tony and Rhodey shares a weird look
Tony: Why are you more appealed that he turned into a snake than stabbing you?
Loki: Must be an Asgardian thing.
Thor: *takes a shot* An Asgardian thing? Who thinks like that?
Loki and Thor starts bantering about childhood stories and Tony looked at them with wide eyes.
Tony: God... How are you still alive..?
Rhodey, whispering to Tony: Do you think they understood the rules? They just keep answering the questions.
Tony: Clint and Laura are not so boring next to them. We should wrap this up.
Rhodey: Great idea. Well, guys, this is all for today! Don't forget to subscribe.
Tony: And to tell us who should be next?
Loki: That was the most useless game. Ever. Humans are really petty.
Thor, laughing: Yes, they are.
Loki: You fell in love with one, idiot.
Tony: Cut the camera.
Thor: Jane is different.
Loki, sarcastically: Of course she is.
Tony: For the love of God, Steve, cut the camera.
Steve, from behind the camera: I don't know how it works!
Rhodey: Just click on the button.
Tony: No, not that one. God.
Rhodey: Yes, that one.
Thor: Goodbye dear -
