Rhodey: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most chaotic show you'll ever watch! You asked for this duo and you got it.

Tony: Welcome Thor and Loki for your first time in this emission.

Rhodey: This will be quite funny since these two come from another world.

Thor: Realm, actually.

Tony: Same thing

Loki: Absolutely not.

Rhodey: Whatever. Which one is the favorite child?

Loki: Definitely Thor. He's such a Daddy's boy.

Thor, glaring at him: And you got daddy issues, *looks at the camera* That's why he tried to take over New York.

Loki: I deserved my own people.

Thor: Well, it wasn't –

Tony: Guyyys! We've got the camera rolling.

Rhodey looks at the cards Tony wrote and sighs

Rhodey: I will be preparing next time.

Tony: Come on, it's an important question! Have you ever heard the other one having sex?

Thor and Loki look at each other then take a shot.

Thor: I like!*throws the shot on the ground, splashing it around* Another!

Tony: Thor! Those are expensive!

Rhodey: You're a damn billionaire, Tony. Why do you care?

Loki, looking into the camera: I can only apologize for my brother's despicable behavior, I'm clearly the better brother.

Thor: Excuse me?

Loki: You're excused. *winks*

Rhodey: Which brings us to another question, which one is the most successful?

Loki: Obviously me.

Thor: Are you, though? *scrunches his nose* I'm an Avenger.

Loki: And I'm a fucking God.

Tony: So he is *points to Thor*

Loki: He just wields around a hammer, I can turn into anything I want. Literally.

Rhodey: He's got a point.

Tony rolls his eyes then asks the next question

Tony: Do you wish you were an only child?

Loki: Technically, I am.

Thor: So am I, he's adopted.

Tony: Now, very important question. If you had to set up on a date two people from our team, who would they be?

Loki takes a shot with a shrug

Thor: Oh, come! It's obvious, Steve and Natasha. I just want to grab them and make them kiss, yu know as if they were dolls.

Loki: Dolls?

Tony: That's - something we should probably try someday.

Loki: You could trick them.

Thor: Like you tricked me?

Loki, rolling his eyes: Is this about the snake thing again?

Thor: Yes! *looks at the camera* Can you believe that when we were children he turned into a snake - because he knows I love them - and he transformed back and stabbed me! He used the thing I love most to get at me, I love snakes!

Tony and Rhodey shares a weird look

Tony: Why are you more appealed that he turned into a snake than stabbing you?

Loki: Must be an Asgardian thing.

Thor: *takes a shot* An Asgardian thing? Who thinks like that?

Loki and Thor starts bantering about childhood stories and Tony looked at them with wide eyes.

Tony: God... How are you still alive..?

Rhodey, whispering to Tony: Do you think they understood the rules? They just keep answering the questions.

Tony: Clint and Laura are not so boring next to them. We should wrap this up.

Rhodey: Great idea. Well, guys, this is all for today! Don't forget to subscribe.

Tony: And to tell us who should be next?

Loki: That was the most useless game. Ever. Humans are really petty.

Thor, laughing: Yes, they are.

Loki: You fell in love with one, idiot.

Tony: Cut the camera.

Thor: Jane is different.

Loki, sarcastically: Of course she is.

Tony: For the love of God, Steve, cut the camera.

Steve, from behind the camera: I don't know how it works!

Rhodey: Just click on the button.

Tony: No, not that one. God.

Rhodey: Yes, that one.

Thor: Goodbye dear -